Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦
@drsimonwyatt.bsky.social
He/Him. Liverpool fan. Naturalised Londoner. Cat, coffee & computer connoisseur. Likes sloth gifs.
Nothing is more satisfying than when having integrity returns surprising rewards
Currently navigating some minor internet drama elsewhere but it's so beautiful when honesty and accountability win the battle
Currently navigating some minor internet drama elsewhere but it's so beautiful when honesty and accountability win the battle
October 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Nothing is more satisfying than when having integrity returns surprising rewards
Currently navigating some minor internet drama elsewhere but it's so beautiful when honesty and accountability win the battle
Currently navigating some minor internet drama elsewhere but it's so beautiful when honesty and accountability win the battle
Very successful morning of DIY
Put together an IKEA bookcase, and fixed these two shoeracks to the wall; not perfect, but easy to do when I have the right masonry drill.
You can see just how wonky houses are.
Put together an IKEA bookcase, and fixed these two shoeracks to the wall; not perfect, but easy to do when I have the right masonry drill.
You can see just how wonky houses are.
October 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Very successful morning of DIY
Put together an IKEA bookcase, and fixed these two shoeracks to the wall; not perfect, but easy to do when I have the right masonry drill.
You can see just how wonky houses are.
Put together an IKEA bookcase, and fixed these two shoeracks to the wall; not perfect, but easy to do when I have the right masonry drill.
You can see just how wonky houses are.
Friday at the end of a week where I've been unwell and at least I'm starting to regenerate my humanity in time for a weekend rest
October 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Friday at the end of a week where I've been unwell and at least I'm starting to regenerate my humanity in time for a weekend rest
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Really love it when "everything is broken day" at work coincides with "you are sick now lol"
September 30, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Really love it when "everything is broken day" at work coincides with "you are sick now lol"
"I will lay out the options and see if we can find consensus around one" 👀
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Burnham: "I cannot say to you truthfully that where we are is good enough. Brexit has done more harm than good. We need to restore a higher level of growth and prosperity for Britain."
Britain needs EU membership - only then will we have the growth that our country needs.
Burnham: "I cannot say to you truthfully that where we are is good enough. Brexit has done more harm than good. We need to restore a higher level of growth and prosperity for Britain."
Britain needs EU membership - only then will we have the growth that our country needs.
September 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"I will lay out the options and see if we can find consensus around one" 👀
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1. #MedievalSky, grab a lifejacket and a seasickness bag, we’re casting off on a thread about the Norman invasion fleet in 1066!
960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20
960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20
September 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
1. #MedievalSky, grab a lifejacket and a seasickness bag, we’re casting off on a thread about the Norman invasion fleet in 1066!
960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20
960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20
Turold feels like a Norman meme, "top 10 most dangerous wubbubs" energy
September 26, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Turold feels like a Norman meme, "top 10 most dangerous wubbubs" energy
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Not saying the BBC News has lost focus but they currently have a live stream of the UK's biggest vegtable competition on their front page.
September 25, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Not saying the BBC News has lost focus but they currently have a live stream of the UK's biggest vegtable competition on their front page.
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I feel like Maelorn/Corvus and Tesy/Strophie would make a deal and fake it a little to get the money.
September 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I feel like Maelorn/Corvus and Tesy/Strophie would make a deal and fake it a little to get the money.
I just can't be sad or angry in the presence of this creature
September 23, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I just can't be sad or angry in the presence of this creature
I love taking "bad" pictures of my cat. He's ordinary, chaotic, alive, and loved
September 23, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I love taking "bad" pictures of my cat. He's ordinary, chaotic, alive, and loved
The most annoying part of being a coffee snob is realising your kettle boils too hot, and that's actually important
September 23, 2026 at 8:18 AM
The most annoying part of being a coffee snob is realising your kettle boils too hot, and that's actually important
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👀 New things are coming out of the Nags kitchen…
We’re giving our food offering a little glow-up - proper pub grub, made here, made with love and designed to go beautifully with a pint. 🍺
Starting with these Spenwood cheesy home fries. 🍟
We’re giving our food offering a little glow-up - proper pub grub, made here, made with love and designed to go beautifully with a pint. 🍺
Starting with these Spenwood cheesy home fries. 🍟
September 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
👀 New things are coming out of the Nags kitchen…
We’re giving our food offering a little glow-up - proper pub grub, made here, made with love and designed to go beautifully with a pint. 🍺
Starting with these Spenwood cheesy home fries. 🍟
We’re giving our food offering a little glow-up - proper pub grub, made here, made with love and designed to go beautifully with a pint. 🍺
Starting with these Spenwood cheesy home fries. 🍟
We will remember them.
September 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We will remember them.
Nothing worse than the feeling of a trapped eyelash and nothing sweeter than the relief of getting it out
September 18, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Nothing worse than the feeling of a trapped eyelash and nothing sweeter than the relief of getting it out
My Boss had their flight home from Sicily cancelled by Mt Etna. Oh no, what a shame
September 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
My Boss had their flight home from Sicily cancelled by Mt Etna. Oh no, what a shame
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Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊
#Newsnight
#Newsnight
September 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊
#Newsnight
#Newsnight
Good grief the 2020 leadership election had some weak candidates didn't it. No wonder MPs thought they needed to parachute Burnham in
nandy pulled off the scam of the year lol like imagine pleading for your job all ooh you don’t understand i was blocked from doing what i wanted to do and then going back to snoring in a hammock
September 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Good grief the 2020 leadership election had some weak candidates didn't it. No wonder MPs thought they needed to parachute Burnham in
Fetching the world's tiniest violin. Couldn't happen to a nicer oil dictatorship
News Analysis: Saudi Arabia is in a state of strategic shock after coming under attack from an emboldened Iran and failing to win more U.S. military support, analysts say.
Saudi Arabia Faces ‘Worst-Case Scenario’ After Iran’s Attacks and Trump’s Rebuffs
The kingdom is in a state of strategic shock after coming under attack from an emboldened Iran and failing to win more U.S. military support, analysts say.
nyti.ms
September 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Fetching the world's tiniest violin. Couldn't happen to a nicer oil dictatorship
Very dishonest for a Labour MP to criticise foreign-language campaign material. Very silly for the Greens to not check their constituency profile.
disagreeing with Urdu election material is silly. the more interesting question is why Polanski is campaigning in Urdu in a constituency with hardly any Urdu speakers
September 15, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Very dishonest for a Labour MP to criticise foreign-language campaign material. Very silly for the Greens to not check their constituency profile.
Today is a massive commemoration in the Wyatt household. It's the second anniversary of legally adopting the lad
September 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Today is a massive commemoration in the Wyatt household. It's the second anniversary of legally adopting the lad
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This does suggest Britain is
a) very good at integration
b) actively attracts the world's smart and ambitious people who want to get on and do well for themselves
Both of these are very good, competitive qualities to have and should be celebrated.
a) very good at integration
b) actively attracts the world's smart and ambitious people who want to get on and do well for themselves
Both of these are very good, competitive qualities to have and should be celebrated.
September 9, 2026 at 10:51 AM
This does suggest Britain is
a) very good at integration
b) actively attracts the world's smart and ambitious people who want to get on and do well for themselves
Both of these are very good, competitive qualities to have and should be celebrated.
a) very good at integration
b) actively attracts the world's smart and ambitious people who want to get on and do well for themselves
Both of these are very good, competitive qualities to have and should be celebrated.
Mood
Shinji Ikari and Club Penguin Dance
Alt: Shinji Ikari and Club Penguin Dance
static.klipy.com
September 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Mood