Magnificent Jack
@drunkonposts.bsky.social
I just like posts. Proud schizoid.
Don't dick my pole, man
My latest, which puts much of the blame for our benighted era where it belongs.
Ralph Nader is still a pariah. He deserves to be.
Tilting the ‘00 race to Bush was his original sin. We’re still suffering the consequences.
dickpolman.substack.com
September 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Don't dick my pole, man
Chart not for dinner
September 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Chart not for dinner
Elephant Graveyard broke these people on the wheel, bro
here is Duncan Trussell warning the comedians working at the Onion/Infowars that they are traitors who might get put to the guillotine
September 28, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Elephant Graveyard broke these people on the wheel, bro
Tech bros: "This thing will cure cancer. Infinite money, please."
(Everyone realizes its not gonna cure cancer)
Tech bros: "Actually its super dangerous, uh, infinite money, please."
(Everyone realizes its not gonna cure cancer)
Tech bros: "Actually its super dangerous, uh, infinite money, please."
Nvidia has launched a new tool to help keep AI agents from going rogue and operating outside the control of humans. https://cnn.it/3VjRDEP
September 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Tech bros: "This thing will cure cancer. Infinite money, please."
(Everyone realizes its not gonna cure cancer)
Tech bros: "Actually its super dangerous, uh, infinite money, please."
(Everyone realizes its not gonna cure cancer)
Tech bros: "Actually its super dangerous, uh, infinite money, please."
Every day is one day close to It Happening and that alone is nice to think about.
September 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Every day is one day close to It Happening and that alone is nice to think about.
She's cooked bruh
Wow….wild to hear Taylor say she’s glad Elon took over Twitter and that it’s better than ever.
I mean, the unconstrained growth of the far right on there? Musk’s thumb seemingly on the algorithm’s scale during elections? The impact on democracy?
I mean, the unconstrained growth of the far right on there? Musk’s thumb seemingly on the algorithm’s scale during elections? The impact on democracy?
September 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
She's cooked bruh
A masked, violent racist cartel ambushes and beats man half to death, then drives off.
There is no peaceful future for us that doesnt include sweeping tribunals. Everyone involved in ICE, down to the interns, and up to Mullin, need to be prosecuted.
There is no peaceful future for us that doesnt include sweeping tribunals. Everyone involved in ICE, down to the interns, and up to Mullin, need to be prosecuted.
Video of the end of this incident as agents drove off near Dodge and Howard, posted on Facebook:
September 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
A masked, violent racist cartel ambushes and beats man half to death, then drives off.
There is no peaceful future for us that doesnt include sweeping tribunals. Everyone involved in ICE, down to the interns, and up to Mullin, need to be prosecuted.
There is no peaceful future for us that doesnt include sweeping tribunals. Everyone involved in ICE, down to the interns, and up to Mullin, need to be prosecuted.
Many years ago, while visiting my brother in Queens, I dressed in a green Zelda t-shirt and beige khaki shorts.
A year or two later, the meme of that being a cringe outfit became prevalent.
I can only conclude someone saw me and decided: that is peak terrible male fashion. Gotta tell the world.
A year or two later, the meme of that being a cringe outfit became prevalent.
I can only conclude someone saw me and decided: that is peak terrible male fashion. Gotta tell the world.
September 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Many years ago, while visiting my brother in Queens, I dressed in a green Zelda t-shirt and beige khaki shorts.
A year or two later, the meme of that being a cringe outfit became prevalent.
I can only conclude someone saw me and decided: that is peak terrible male fashion. Gotta tell the world.
A year or two later, the meme of that being a cringe outfit became prevalent.
I can only conclude someone saw me and decided: that is peak terrible male fashion. Gotta tell the world.
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Big reason why we're in hell right now.
Fascists running wild, looting the country, abducting people, building concentration camps, engaging in illegal wars, etc.
Liberals respond by rallying around a building and ineffectually singing patriotic jingles. Yes, queen. Give us nothing.
Fascists running wild, looting the country, abducting people, building concentration camps, engaging in illegal wars, etc.
Liberals respond by rallying around a building and ineffectually singing patriotic jingles. Yes, queen. Give us nothing.
Thank you, thank you to all of you who are showing up to defend The Kennedy Center! @officialtkc
September 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Big reason why we're in hell right now.
Fascists running wild, looting the country, abducting people, building concentration camps, engaging in illegal wars, etc.
Liberals respond by rallying around a building and ineffectually singing patriotic jingles. Yes, queen. Give us nothing.
Fascists running wild, looting the country, abducting people, building concentration camps, engaging in illegal wars, etc.
Liberals respond by rallying around a building and ineffectually singing patriotic jingles. Yes, queen. Give us nothing.
The MAGA movement is comically psychosexual.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The MAGA movement is comically psychosexual.
Apartheid.
Israel must be unmade.
Israel must be unmade.
September 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Apartheid.
Israel must be unmade.
Israel must be unmade.
Happy to have been validated in snap-judging Ed Sheeran as a fuckass bitch from the jump.
September 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Happy to have been validated in snap-judging Ed Sheeran as a fuckass bitch from the jump.
He's not the guy.
There probably won't be a guy.
Join the DSA.
There probably won't be a guy.
Join the DSA.
Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors
September 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
He's not the guy.
There probably won't be a guy.
Join the DSA.
There probably won't be a guy.
Join the DSA.
Obviously these sicko freaks are the worst our society has produced, but even by their own standards this is maybe the worst messaging I've ever seen.
You say this when you having nothing.
You say this when you having nothing.
Rep. Greg Murphy: "It's a challenge. The economy is challenging these days and I think a lot of people focus on that, but hopefully people focus more on the overall image, not just necessarily in the moment, of what the purpose of each party was."
September 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Obviously these sicko freaks are the worst our society has produced, but even by their own standards this is maybe the worst messaging I've ever seen.
You say this when you having nothing.
You say this when you having nothing.
There's a lot more of us than there are of them and we can decide if we want to share this space with them.
We can revoke their membership in society at any time.
We can revoke their membership in society at any time.
During a protest in Manhattan, Trump supporters berated and spat on our Status Coup reporter Jon Farina. This is another example of the depraved levels a MAGA supporter will stoop to completely unprovoked.
Additional footage via @bgonthescene.bsky.social
Video by Phillip Hawkins
Additional footage via @bgonthescene.bsky.social
Video by Phillip Hawkins
September 11, 2026 at 10:59 AM
There's a lot more of us than there are of them and we can decide if we want to share this space with them.
We can revoke their membership in society at any time.
We can revoke their membership in society at any time.
This is what democrats are defending when they say we socialists are too extreme.
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
September 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
This is what democrats are defending when they say we socialists are too extreme.
If we don't reckon with the Fascist Internationale, sooner rather than later, things will get much worse for everyone.
The Times has run a story this morning about how ‘polite’ the masked men in Dover were to three white ladies on a train. Propaganda in its clumsiest form.
September 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
If we don't reckon with the Fascist Internationale, sooner rather than later, things will get much worse for everyone.
One reason to keep service industries staffed with humans is when you automate them, people revert to feral animals.
People love to shit in Waymo cars... and more. We know because we spoke with one of the workers paid to clean them.
bayareacurrent.com/theres-a-lot...
bayareacurrent.com/theres-a-lot...
“There’s a lot of cleaning up poop”: A Depot Worker on the Human Labor Behind Waymo’s “Autonomous” Vehicles
Human feces isn’t even the nastiest thing they’ve found in the backseat.
bayareacurrent.com
September 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
One reason to keep service industries staffed with humans is when you automate them, people revert to feral animals.
There is no peaceful world for us in the future as long as Israel exists.
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
August 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
There is no peaceful world for us in the future as long as Israel exists.
This person is posting about American slavery.
They do not appear to be aware that, not only are the historical effects of slavery very much felt in the modern day, but American slavery in fact still exists and is, in fact, still very much legal.
They do not appear to be aware that, not only are the historical effects of slavery very much felt in the modern day, but American slavery in fact still exists and is, in fact, still very much legal.
Original sin discourse goes nowhere good
August 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This person is posting about American slavery.
They do not appear to be aware that, not only are the historical effects of slavery very much felt in the modern day, but American slavery in fact still exists and is, in fact, still very much legal.
They do not appear to be aware that, not only are the historical effects of slavery very much felt in the modern day, but American slavery in fact still exists and is, in fact, still very much legal.
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This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power.
local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com/news/offbeat...
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
local12.com
August 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power.
local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com/news/offbeat...
The system rewards toadies.
You cannot shame these people. They have no dignity. They are creatures unlike normal humans.
It's like trying to understand the mind of a mollusk. Not worth the effort.
You cannot shame these people. They have no dignity. They are creatures unlike normal humans.
It's like trying to understand the mind of a mollusk. Not worth the effort.
One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
August 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The system rewards toadies.
You cannot shame these people. They have no dignity. They are creatures unlike normal humans.
It's like trying to understand the mind of a mollusk. Not worth the effort.
You cannot shame these people. They have no dignity. They are creatures unlike normal humans.
It's like trying to understand the mind of a mollusk. Not worth the effort.
Reposted by Magnificent Jack
there is an entire industry of people who give their opinion or predict how things are going to go and their entire job is to be correct
are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not
are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not
August 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM
there is an entire industry of people who give their opinion or predict how things are going to go and their entire job is to be correct
are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not
are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not
Honest question:
Do conservatives have a theory of mind?
Do they possess object permanence?
Do conservatives have a theory of mind?
Do they possess object permanence?
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | Opinion
No matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.
bit.ly
August 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Honest question:
Do conservatives have a theory of mind?
Do they possess object permanence?
Do conservatives have a theory of mind?
Do they possess object permanence?