Professional Abyss Yeller
@dukeofawesome.bsky.social
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I'm finally starting this project to watch the entire Touchstone Pictures filmography (every film associated with the Disney label whether through production or distribution) from 1984-2016 & share my thoughts on each release in this thread. Follow along as I revisit the hits, misses & obscurities.
Quoting this just so I can pin it and easily search it later because this will be quite the adventure.
Ron Torbert? Fuck me.
September 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Ron Torbert? Fuck me.
My cat got invited to my daughter’s Bills party but I didn’t.
September 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My cat got invited to my daughter’s Bills party but I didn’t.
Amazon out here just doxing Pinto Ron by showing his license plate.
September 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Amazon out here just doxing Pinto Ron by showing his license plate.
Go Bills
September 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Go Bills
Yeah, fuck live animal mascots. Bringing animals to a sporting event is absolute hell for the poor thing.
September 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Yeah, fuck live animal mascots. Bringing animals to a sporting event is absolute hell for the poor thing.
@crobertcargill.bsky.social lol wtf?
September 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
@crobertcargill.bsky.social lol wtf?
Oh cool, so HBO Max just isn’t letting me watch AEW live anymore?
September 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Oh cool, so HBO Max just isn’t letting me watch AEW live anymore?
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?
September 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?
Every mention of William Regal should also be followed by “who parlayed Tony Khan’s mother’s illness into a job at NXT”
Yesterday: William Regal, the man who allegedly told Zack Sabre Jr. that he "wrestles too gay," subtweets ZSJ/Ospreay on his way to glazing Roman Reigns.
Today, The Road Dogg Brian Girard Jesse[e] Jam[m]e]s[s] Armstrong posts that Roman Reigns "Looks, sells AND WRESTLES like a man!"
Coincidence?
Today, The Road Dogg Brian Girard Jesse[e] Jam[m]e]s[s] Armstrong posts that Roman Reigns "Looks, sells AND WRESTLES like a man!"
Coincidence?
September 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Every mention of William Regal should also be followed by “who parlayed Tony Khan’s mother’s illness into a job at NXT”
My daughters have no real familiarity of Sailor Moon and randomly decided to watch an episode from season 4. I was absolutely assaulted by questions because I mentioned I watched the first two seasons when it was on Toonami almost 30 years ago.
September 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My daughters have no real familiarity of Sailor Moon and randomly decided to watch an episode from season 4. I was absolutely assaulted by questions because I mentioned I watched the first two seasons when it was on Toonami almost 30 years ago.
Call me petty, but getting the tea on your ex you broke up with nearly 20 years ago can be satisfying.
September 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Call me petty, but getting the tea on your ex you broke up with nearly 20 years ago can be satisfying.
Cody Rhodes is the John Fetterman of pro wrestling.
September 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Cody Rhodes is the John Fetterman of pro wrestling.
Nothing like being extremely drunk and going All In on Cody for no real reason.
September 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Nothing like being extremely drunk and going All In on Cody for no real reason.
Same energy.
September 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Same energy.
Why is JJ Watt so angry?
September 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Why is JJ Watt so angry?
Josh Allen giving Joe Brady the game ball is a bigger inside job than 9/11.
September 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Josh Allen giving Joe Brady the game ball is a bigger inside job than 9/11.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world Justin Herbert was an elite quarterback.
September 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world Justin Herbert was an elite quarterback.
The Bears vs Panthers is a fucking Tecmo game.
September 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Bears vs Panthers is a fucking Tecmo game.
Trent Brown mentioned! Time to show his tattoo!
September 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Trent Brown mentioned! Time to show his tattoo!
Me: “Just fucking end it.”
Caleb Williams: “NO! You are surviving @bojangles.bsky.social league come helm or high water!”
Caleb Williams: “NO! You are surviving @bojangles.bsky.social league come helm or high water!”
September 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Me: “Just fucking end it.”
Caleb Williams: “NO! You are surviving @bojangles.bsky.social league come helm or high water!”
Caleb Williams: “NO! You are surviving @bojangles.bsky.social league come helm or high water!”
So the Panthers may have the best helmets today
September 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So the Panthers may have the best helmets today
Leroy Jenkins voice: “Jooooooooeeeeeee BRAAAAAADDDDDYYYYYYY”
September 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Leroy Jenkins voice: “Jooooooooeeeeeee BRAAAAAADDDDDYYYYYYY”
I dunno man, I’m just some asshole on a couch.
CJ Stroud is the Bills best defensive player today.
September 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I dunno man, I’m just some asshole on a couch.
CJ Stroud is the Bills best defensive player today.
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
CJ Stroud is the Bills best defensive player today.