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TL Jordan
@dulcedemon.bsky.social
Writer, gardener, science nerd, meteorology zealot, volcanology fan, lifelong botany student, locksport novice, Elder Scrolls and Magic the Gathering junkie...
I share science news. I love cats. Writer of blog feature Cinematic Distractions.

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Jealousy mars a painting, tuneful miners get lost, a smuggler carries trouble to NYC, a pair of siblings find their accommodations lacking, the telephone is ringing, and the train has left the station headed for another movie list 📽️

Cinematic Distractions:
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Cinematic Distractions
My holidays would have been incomplete without the now annual viewing of Akira Kurosawa’s festive and oddly cathartic for me personally…
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The number of people who came into my mentions to tell me that newsom wasn't that bad and that we had to support him as though he was ALREADY THE NOMINEE just because he had a social media team that could poast gud, is2fg, y'all need to get your heads out of your asses and CHOOSE A BETTER PERSON NOW
October 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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BIG MOOD
October 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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기염
September 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Canadian Oil Giant Enbridge Builds Unauthorized Pipeline Bypass Following 1.3 Million Gallon Spill

Read full article: unicornriot.ninja/2026/canadia...
October 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Yeah so we all just got tear gassed on the way out of Rocky Horror, be careful downtown
October 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Daily bunny no.3459 is getting ready
October 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
What an incredibly stupid idea, and someone got paid a lot of money to come up with it. Why would you even? COVID brain damage? No sense or impulse control. 🤷
October 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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every. time.
the october surprise is october being tomorrow
October 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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If we’re all going to have to make choices like this eventually, and we all will, each of us should hope to one day find out we have this kind of moral clarity.
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now.

He got away, and they never relocated him.
A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.
October 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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your average Bluesky adventuring party has:

- 1 sports person who is also a political sicko
- 1 adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko
- 1 sff writer who is also a political sicko
- 1 romance author who is also a lawyer who is also a political sicko
- 1 gardener recovering from being a po
September 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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The safest place to be
#drawing #ink #art
September 30, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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People, in every field, are watching their careers get burned into ash in favor of a machine that is *allowed* to make vastly bigger mistakes than they would ever be allowed to.

The machine can't even get the company's name right, but *you* are hounded over the color of a single pixel, etc.
June 26, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Linguists, is there a term for when you make a word longer and sillier for cuteness? E.g. "toothypegs" for teeth.
Like a diminutive but specifically about adding extra nonsensical syllables?
September 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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This, but instead of coral it’s your brain and your friends’ brains and your children’s brains…
September 29, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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vampire bats are champion pissers, because they need to be able to shed all the water from the blood they drink, i think people should incorporate this into their vampire fiction
September 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Soooooooo. As expected, the guy in that story about Muse doing FB Marketplace deals *had* in fact clicked the permission to "always allow" Muse to do things for him. Still very, very poor design by Meta such that the user didn't understand what permission he was giving...
September 29, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Friend who works at meta: “Do not use the muse agent, it’s like inviting a Vampire inside”
September 29, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Cool, cool.
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to:

appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
September 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin'
September 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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The Rs are doing a full-spectrum assault on the existence of anyone not cis and straight, and saying it is about "boys playing girls sports".

And every D who looks at that and goes "yeah, I oppose boys in girls sports" is endorsing the effort. Because they're affirming "sports" is all the Rs did.
UPDATE: U.S. Department of Education ends Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ students
The latest education news updates from EdSource.
edsource.org
September 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Conversely, cracking open some gas station dick pills and washing them down with a 5 hour energy at an interview is a power move they'll fear and respect.
September 26, 2026 at 12:58 AM