You May Call Me Dunrobin
@dunrobin.bsky.social
Do not perceive me. Unless, you know, you wanna I guess.
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September 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
I didn’t even hear about this project until this post, but this whole thing can go fuck itself into the sun if you ask me.
I have to say I’m really enjoying the “fuck Johnny Depp’s new Scrooge movie” side of bluesky today, what a pop culture moment uniquely suited to bring us all together
September 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I didn’t even hear about this project until this post, but this whole thing can go fuck itself into the sun if you ask me.
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
August 22, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Oh crap! Uh! I wrote this thing! It comes out next week! It has romance and giant pillbug scholars!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
August 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Oh crap! Uh! I wrote this thing! It comes out next week! It has romance and giant pillbug scholars!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Hi, I’m a car accident that left me with metal in my leg and, also, a “melon-sized” kidney, and I’ve also got metal in my spine from another, completely different thing.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
"Hi, I'm pneumonia in your six-month-old lungs paired with an Army base doc who tells Mom she's being hysterical over a cold!"
"Hi, I'm pneumonia in your six-month-old lungs paired with an Army base doc who tells Mom she's being hysterical over a cold!"
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
"Hi, I'm a surprise anaphylactic shock from walking through a middle-of-being-renovated grocery store"
"Hi, I'm a surprise anaphylactic shock from walking through a middle-of-being-renovated grocery store"
August 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Hi, I’m a car accident that left me with metal in my leg and, also, a “melon-sized” kidney, and I’ve also got metal in my spine from another, completely different thing.
O, the year was 1778
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song
Me: IT’S BEEN
Me: IT’S BEEN
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song
Me: O Canada!
Me: O Canada!
August 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
O, the year was 1778
Bee butt.
July 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Bee butt.
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Hello #BluePitHype! I'm Kamela, I've been working on a cyberpunk/hopepunk novel since...2018? Jeez. Anyway, I'm releasing bits weekly on Patreon.
Inspirations: Jersey Shore childhood. Growing up queer and weird. An MFA, mostly-useless, but makes me feel like a Real Writer(tm) when I get sad. You?
Inspirations: Jersey Shore childhood. Growing up queer and weird. An MFA, mostly-useless, but makes me feel like a Real Writer(tm) when I get sad. You?
Welcome to the first day of #BluePitHype!
It's only 5 days to #BluePit on July 13th! So, join us for our Q&A.
Today is Introduction Day! Tell us who you are! Make some new friends!
We can't wait to meet you and your stories!
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #GameDev #TTRPG #Comic #AmQuerying #Writers
It's only 5 days to #BluePit on July 13th! So, join us for our Q&A.
Today is Introduction Day! Tell us who you are! Make some new friends!
We can't wait to meet you and your stories!
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #GameDev #TTRPG #Comic #AmQuerying #Writers
July 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Hello #BluePitHype! I'm Kamela, I've been working on a cyberpunk/hopepunk novel since...2018? Jeez. Anyway, I'm releasing bits weekly on Patreon.
Inspirations: Jersey Shore childhood. Growing up queer and weird. An MFA, mostly-useless, but makes me feel like a Real Writer(tm) when I get sad. You?
Inspirations: Jersey Shore childhood. Growing up queer and weird. An MFA, mostly-useless, but makes me feel like a Real Writer(tm) when I get sad. You?
I encourage everyone to read this, not merely because I want more trans women wandering around topless for my own enjoyment, but mainly because this is a very effective form of mockery protest against the established laws.
On the fourth of July, 1980, about fifteen trans women went to one of the most upscale public swimming pools in Milan, took off their tops, and started lounging around. It was a Friday, and the height of the summer vacation, so there were plenty of families with young children around.
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July 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I encourage everyone to read this, not merely because I want more trans women wandering around topless for my own enjoyment, but mainly because this is a very effective form of mockery protest against the established laws.
If I ever get defenestrated by a Grey Alien
Please contact Scully and Mulder
Use it to prove the X-Files are real
Please start a UFO Festival
Please contact Scully and Mulder
Use it to prove the X-Files are real
Please start a UFO Festival
Elon Musk is still going and I don’t know what to say. Unhinged racism and unmoored violent fantasies.
I would say his site should be blocked, but thanks to Starlink he’s beyond reach (which is point of Starlink).
Also note that the original post was 12 hours before he found it and replied.
I would say his site should be blocked, but thanks to Starlink he’s beyond reach (which is point of Starlink).
Also note that the original post was 12 hours before he found it and replied.
June 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
If I ever get defenestrated by a Grey Alien
Please contact Scully and Mulder
Use it to prove the X-Files are real
Please start a UFO Festival
Please contact Scully and Mulder
Use it to prove the X-Files are real
Please start a UFO Festival
Yeah it’s fuckin’ peachy. Now maybe listen to me when I say it can, and is likely to, get so, so much worse. No? Cool-cool.
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
June 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Yeah it’s fuckin’ peachy. Now maybe listen to me when I say it can, and is likely to, get so, so much worse. No? Cool-cool.
So there was a fancy foods and kitchenware shop we’d sometimes go to, and it became known as Wounded Knee through some rhyming-slang-style series of word replacements. No one could remember the real name until we went through Wounded Knee first. I think the store was “Duck Soup”.
hit me with your hyperspecific friend or family slang. when i was a kid my friend once ate too many sour patch kids and then had some ketchup on fries and it was painful because of how acid blasted his tongue was. he told this story a few times, so "a ketchup story" came to mean an oft-repeated tale
June 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
So there was a fancy foods and kitchenware shop we’d sometimes go to, and it became known as Wounded Knee through some rhyming-slang-style series of word replacements. No one could remember the real name until we went through Wounded Knee first. I think the store was “Duck Soup”.
I feel like there’s a real missed business opportunity in bringing Japanese-style toilets to America. Name the company Fancy-Ass Toilets and you’ll be in business for generations.
May 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I feel like there’s a real missed business opportunity in bringing Japanese-style toilets to America. Name the company Fancy-Ass Toilets and you’ll be in business for generations.
Folks on my feed taking care of little arthropods.
May 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Folks on my feed taking care of little arthropods.
Is Jeopardy sponsored by JKR in some way!? I swear to FUCK there are HP questions every fucking episode in every version of the show. Like there is no logical reason for it to show up this often. Money is going into someone’s pocket or I’ll eat my very old hat.
May 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Is Jeopardy sponsored by JKR in some way!? I swear to FUCK there are HP questions every fucking episode in every version of the show. Like there is no logical reason for it to show up this often. Money is going into someone’s pocket or I’ll eat my very old hat.
“My cabages! Oh actually, that’s ok.”
May 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“My cabages! Oh actually, that’s ok.”
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SHAFT
May 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
SHAFT
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One of my favorite animal videos, probably taken at Disney's Animal Kingdom: four asian small-clawed otters racing back and forth across the grass like a troop of predatory socks, hopping up to try and snatch a butterfly out of the air.
May 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
One of my favorite animal videos, probably taken at Disney's Animal Kingdom: four asian small-clawed otters racing back and forth across the grass like a troop of predatory socks, hopping up to try and snatch a butterfly out of the air.
THE TIP! OF HER TAIL! IT’S BETWEEN HER PAWS! ALERT EVERYONE!
April 28, 2026 at 6:46 AM
THE TIP! OF HER TAIL! IT’S BETWEEN HER PAWS! ALERT EVERYONE!
Me getting my ass beat by teenagers at Casual Commander night.
April 20, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Me getting my ass beat by teenagers at Casual Commander night.
I don’t need this, I already got my preorder copy, but *you*, Gentle Reader, do.
Heya folks! Penguin Random House and @seananmcguire.bsky.social have kindly provided a copy of her new Magic novel Omens of Chaos for me to give away! All you have to do is share this and leave a comment on my interview with Seanan, which is linked in the next post!
April 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I don’t need this, I already got my preorder copy, but *you*, Gentle Reader, do.
April 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM