Dylan Hardison
@dylan.hardison.net
Sometimes I try to make boomers feel bad by comparing them to Victorians
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Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
September 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
As I verge upon middle years, I am increasingly confirmed in the suspicion that my fellows enjoy either treacherous memories or a singularly elastic acquaintance with the truth. One hears, "When I was a lad," and steels oneself for the recital of a golden age that was, at best, gilded.
September 26, 2026 at 9:58 AM
As I verge upon middle years, I am increasingly confirmed in the suspicion that my fellows enjoy either treacherous memories or a singularly elastic acquaintance with the truth. One hears, "When I was a lad," and steels oneself for the recital of a golden age that was, at best, gilded.
For those wondering: I shall continue in this manner until my friends notice. I was reading The Diary of a Nobody when I encountered a post about iced coffee at interviews, and the two combined in a manner I can only call inevitable.
September 26, 2026 at 9:37 AM
For those wondering: I shall continue in this manner until my friends notice. I was reading The Diary of a Nobody when I encountered a post about iced coffee at interviews, and the two combined in a manner I can only call inevitable.
Some pitiful jackdaw of Mr. Walter Bagehot insists one must not take tea to an examination. Poppycock. I brought a full silver service, two footmen, and a harpsichord to mine, and was made Astronomer Royal before the pot had cooled!
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 26, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Some pitiful jackdaw of Mr. Walter Bagehot insists one must not take tea to an examination. Poppycock. I brought a full silver service, two footmen, and a harpsichord to mine, and was made Astronomer Royal before the pot had cooled!
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Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
September 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
you should still read the code.
you should definitely read the PR description that has your name on it.
you should definitely read the PR description that has your name on it.
September 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
you should still read the code.
you should definitely read the PR description that has your name on it.
you should definitely read the PR description that has your name on it.
I made tofu and udon in homemade peanut sauce, with green beans from the garden
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I made tofu and udon in homemade peanut sauce, with green beans from the garden
self hosting seems to be increasingly the only option.
September 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
self hosting seems to be increasingly the only option.
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I have been a 1Password customer since 2006! My whole family is on it! I have moved multiple enterprises to it! Let me just tell you how stoked I am to move 20 years of shit because these people insist on being fascist assholes
September 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I have been a 1Password customer since 2006! My whole family is on it! I have moved multiple enterprises to it! Let me just tell you how stoked I am to move 20 years of shit because these people insist on being fascist assholes
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Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.
1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker
1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded.
www.alilleybrinker.com
August 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.
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Google has now renamed Lake Ontario for US users. They don’t even show the real name in brackets.
I used a VPN to compare: Apple hasn’t renamed it (at least not yet), nor has Dutch service Here WeGo or OpenStreetMap.
Yet another reason to ditch Google, and US tech more broadly.
I used a VPN to compare: Apple hasn’t renamed it (at least not yet), nor has Dutch service Here WeGo or OpenStreetMap.
Yet another reason to ditch Google, and US tech more broadly.
August 30, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Google has now renamed Lake Ontario for US users. They don’t even show the real name in brackets.
I used a VPN to compare: Apple hasn’t renamed it (at least not yet), nor has Dutch service Here WeGo or OpenStreetMap.
Yet another reason to ditch Google, and US tech more broadly.
I used a VPN to compare: Apple hasn’t renamed it (at least not yet), nor has Dutch service Here WeGo or OpenStreetMap.
Yet another reason to ditch Google, and US tech more broadly.
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Hey, men, if a woman posts facts about stuff, you've gotta stop tagging or DMing other men to ask if this is real/true.
So many DMs recently of men asking me if a Nordic thing is real and it's always a woman in the video. Stop it.
So many DMs recently of men asking me if a Nordic thing is real and it's always a woman in the video. Stop it.
August 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hey, men, if a woman posts facts about stuff, you've gotta stop tagging or DMing other men to ask if this is real/true.
So many DMs recently of men asking me if a Nordic thing is real and it's always a woman in the video. Stop it.
So many DMs recently of men asking me if a Nordic thing is real and it's always a woman in the video. Stop it.
Did we determine if the poop parasite in the lettuce is the same species in RFK Jr’s brain?
August 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Did we determine if the poop parasite in the lettuce is the same species in RFK Jr’s brain?
I was very offline for like 3 days and apparently Hank Green admitted to having an ai use problem and also google earth shipped and unshipped generative satellite imagery. Wow.
August 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I was very offline for like 3 days and apparently Hank Green admitted to having an ai use problem and also google earth shipped and unshipped generative satellite imagery. Wow.
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Every time a person that has done many bad things dies there are people who celebrate it and those that get mad about it. As to what side I’m on, I am team this woman youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c?...
A Scottish Woman Reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcher
YouTube video by Reddebrek
youtu.be
July 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Every time a person that has done many bad things dies there are people who celebrate it and those that get mad about it. As to what side I’m on, I am team this woman youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c?...
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there's a lotta really awful things about the usa, both now and over the course of our history, but the idea of a nation of immigrants is still a good one
July 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
there's a lotta really awful things about the usa, both now and over the course of our history, but the idea of a nation of immigrants is still a good one
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June 28, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I don’t keep up with British politics much but is the next PM going to be the guy that wrote all those songs about Jeff Bezos?
youtu.be/vTyeZjo7n_M?...
youtu.be/vTyeZjo7n_M?...
Jeff Bezos | Bo Burnham Animation (Inside)
YouTube video by ClearlyConfused
youtu.be
June 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I don’t keep up with British politics much but is the next PM going to be the guy that wrote all those songs about Jeff Bezos?
youtu.be/vTyeZjo7n_M?...
youtu.be/vTyeZjo7n_M?...
Oh my god CBS was holding Colbert back this was amazing youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
May 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Oh my god CBS was holding Colbert back this was amazing youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
I thought this was the onion for a minute. 🤬
May 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I thought this was the onion for a minute. 🤬
Happy slab allocator appreciation day for those that celebrate
May 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Happy slab allocator appreciation day for those that celebrate
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… are fucking kidding me.
A github.com cross-account RCE due to the most pedestrian of injection attacks along the obvious exposed surface… and they actually have a globally shared “git” UNIX user!!
This is not what taking the role of supply chain stewards seriously looks like.
A github.com cross-account RCE due to the most pedestrian of injection attacks along the obvious exposed surface… and they actually have a globally shared “git” UNIX user!!
This is not what taking the role of supply chain stewards seriously looks like.
GitHub RCE Vulnerability: CVE-2026-3854 Breakdown | Wiz Blog
A CVSS 8.7 vulnerability in GitHub Enterprise Server allows remote code execution. Read the threat brief and find vulnerable GHES instances from Wiz.
www.wiz.io
April 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
… are fucking kidding me.
A github.com cross-account RCE due to the most pedestrian of injection attacks along the obvious exposed surface… and they actually have a globally shared “git” UNIX user!!
This is not what taking the role of supply chain stewards seriously looks like.
A github.com cross-account RCE due to the most pedestrian of injection attacks along the obvious exposed surface… and they actually have a globally shared “git” UNIX user!!
This is not what taking the role of supply chain stewards seriously looks like.
Inclusion into what? Humanity.
April 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Inclusion into what? Humanity.