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Sorry, switching to Safeway won't help you
If Elon knew how to spend money to improve anybody's life, he'd be putting this cash into a physical trainer and a therapist.
Jesus christ can someone just buy a bunch of ads with his tweets about wanting to impregnate 13 year olds and end him already #political
In the last 24 hours, Elon added $5,423,645.66. New totals include:

$13,131,789.48 vs @jamestalarico.bsky.social
$6,308,848.86 vs @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social
$5,117,111.82 vs @abdulelsayed.bsky.social
$1,991,872.98 vs @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social
$1,176,301.42 vs @troyjackson207.bsky.social
October 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If you can't change the product, change the packaging.
I mean, they've probably realized how much everyone hates "AI" but they don't know that people aren't going to magically love it just because they changed its name
October 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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AI is a tool for a small group of billionaires to a) suck up all investment money, massively increase their holdings b) ensure zero liability for lawbreaking c) collapse and take over infrastructure including research esp. in STEM —though they can’t actually DO it d) surveil and control the public.
October 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Double-wide Ford Fiesta
October 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Holy shit.
October 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Has there ever been a person on Hoarders who crossed over and sold their stuff on Pawn Stars?
October 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"I was half The Judds. Now there is only one of us. So I am a Judd. A single Judd."
October 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does:

If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us

get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
October 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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People MUST stop outsourcing democracy to Dem leaders, ESPECIALLY the DNC.
The #DNC *Leaders* MUST deploy Ruthless, Courageous, and Relentlessly vivid Storytelling about What’s at Stake. Sadly, I don’t think they have it in them, for a host of reasons. 🤦🏽‍♀️
October 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Yes that rape Bellamy was chief of the CUPD at the time in 2024.

Now he’s at Ithaca PD as of October 2025

www.cbsnews.com/news/cornell...
Details emerge in case of former Cornell student alleging gang rape by fraternity members
A woman, identified only as Jane Doe, alleges she was gang-raped by seven fraternity members in 2024 and accuses Cornell University of failing to protect her.
www.cbsnews.com
October 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Guy who stopped learning any new slang after "Lazy Sunday" came out, but still says "crazy delicious" about everything
October 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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The Cornell Rape Case & History
YouTube video by Hari Kondabolu
youtube.com
October 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Stack Exchange the harbinger, putting a botcheck page in front of 503 errors
October 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
October 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Facebook just got an $18 billion settlement for targeting kids and now all of these companies are targeting kids.
October 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
What's the design rationale for putting these on the same line, when they're both truncated?
October 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse:

archive.org/details/tipp...
October 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire is quietly shooting a pro-ICE movie that dramatizes the Renee Good killing. We got the script.

My latest False Flag for @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire...
The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.
Locals aren’t happy about the film’s take on the ICE shooting of Renée Good.
www.thebulwark.com
October 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Ugh, there has to be a defense against this tactic.
even besides the obvious Ellison corruption, there is simply too much money in prediction markets for them ever to receive the kind of scrutiny they deserve

they’re worming their way into everything just like crypto and AI
CBS NEWS PARTNERS WITH KALSHI CBS News is partnering with Kalshi to integrate prediction-market data into its 2026 midterm coverage. CBS joins CNN, Fox News and NBC News in highlighting prediction markets as part of their coverage
October 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Review of study that refutes shingles vaccine effect on dementia: Has potential strengths, some strong weaknesses, in tension with the bulk of studies, and not peer reviewed yet. www.skepticalraptor.com/skepticalrap... via @skepticalraptor.bsky.social
Review of study that refutes shingles vaccine effect on dementia
A new preprint study shows the shingles vaccine reduces hospital-coded shingles but not dementia risk over eight years. The study has methodological strengths but significant limitations, notably in d...
www.skepticalraptor.com
October 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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I always take a self addressed, stamped and padded envelope with me when I fly so that if anything inadvertently left in my bag is confiscated, all airports have a post office drop.

Just mail it home on the spot.
September 30, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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A really good demonstration that "reasoning" models are producing output that sounds like reasoning but reasoning is not what they seem to be doing.
September 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Everything requires an app and a sign in and nothing works so let’s go!
September 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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The money Trump stole from taxpayers to make illegal ads came from CBP.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | Homeland Security Money Financed Pro-Trump Television Ads
White House calls the spots public-service ads, but critics argue using taxpayer money for campaign-like messaging may violate federal law.
www.wsj.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM