@elayaray.bsky.social
Retired improv performer. Former cast member in Stan Lee approved Avengers parody web series (as pictured). Current IT worker, aspiring violinist & spoon player. She/her
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Look, I'm about as pessimistic as they come & today's been rough. So let's do some U.S. math:
- Pop > 330M
- Area > 3.5M sq mi
- Military + Police < 3M
- # of guns > pop (and our govt doesn't know who has them, how many, or the owners' skill levels)
They can't rule us by force. Don't give up.
- Pop > 330M
- Area > 3.5M sq mi
- Military + Police < 3M
- # of guns > pop (and our govt doesn't know who has them, how many, or the owners' skill levels)
They can't rule us by force. Don't give up.
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We'll just build a newer, better Kennedy Center if this bloated shit stain tears it down because we won't let him put his name on it.
Narcissistic, psycho asshole.
Narcissistic, psycho asshole.
September 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
We'll just build a newer, better Kennedy Center if this bloated shit stain tears it down because we won't let him put his name on it.
Narcissistic, psycho asshole.
Narcissistic, psycho asshole.
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I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
September 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
Just Die Already Elaine Benes
Alt: Just Die Already Elaine Benes
static.klipy.com
September 9, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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This iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes has always said so much without saying a word.
Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality.
Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too.
Two giants who helped change America.
Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾
Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality.
Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too.
Two giants who helped change America.
Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾
September 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
This iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes has always said so much without saying a word.
Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality.
Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too.
Two giants who helped change America.
Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾
Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality.
Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too.
Two giants who helped change America.
Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾
Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social is awesome & has one of my favorite YouTube channels. I've learned to watch each vid a 2nd time though & just focus on his subtitles. Because those have some absolute gems in there that hilariously differ slightly from what he's speaking.
One solid jab to the nose and these limp-dick crybabies fold like wet dishrags. 😝
He couldn’t conquer a pickle jar but he’s gonna conquer women 😂
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
youtube.com
September 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social is awesome & has one of my favorite YouTube channels. I've learned to watch each vid a 2nd time though & just focus on his subtitles. Because those have some absolute gems in there that hilariously differ slightly from what he's speaking.
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Do you use or worse yet subscribe to ChatGPT?
Here's some very important things you need to know about why you should stop doing that.
If the #SurveillanceState & murd*rbots don't appeal to you, stop using this app!
Here's some very important things you need to know about why you should stop doing that.
If the #SurveillanceState & murd*rbots don't appeal to you, stop using this app!
September 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Do you use or worse yet subscribe to ChatGPT?
Here's some very important things you need to know about why you should stop doing that.
If the #SurveillanceState & murd*rbots don't appeal to you, stop using this app!
Here's some very important things you need to know about why you should stop doing that.
If the #SurveillanceState & murd*rbots don't appeal to you, stop using this app!
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I think I'll buy Canadian instead too for any food/beverage I can since apparently U.S. food safety laws are now just 'fuck it, do whatever you want'. I'd rather eat less & pay more for stuff from countries that try to keep their food supply free of glass, nails, parasites, E.coli, salmonella...
“Buy Canadian instead.”
Vast majority of Canadians say they’ll continue boycotting American alcohol if it returns to store shelves
Vast majority of Canadians say they’ll continue boycotting American alcohol if it returns to store shelves
Vast majority of Canadians say they'll continue boycotting American alcohol if it returns to store shelves
According to a new study by Nanos, the vast majority of Canadians say they'll continue boycotting American alcohol even if it returns to Canadian stores.
cultmtl.com
August 22, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I think I'll buy Canadian instead too for any food/beverage I can since apparently U.S. food safety laws are now just 'fuck it, do whatever you want'. I'd rather eat less & pay more for stuff from countries that try to keep their food supply free of glass, nails, parasites, E.coli, salmonella...
Oh no y'all...
Natalie Harp will never see the mean things you say about her. But your friends who are trapped in a cult-like relationship with a dying wannabe dictator will.
August 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh no y'all...
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A lot of y’all are doing the same bs you did in 2024 to help get the orange demon reelected.
Y’all will talk about anything & everything except the things that are actually harming Americans and/or things that could harm them in the future.
The food supply is fucked, jobs are being lost, & a lot
Y’all will talk about anything & everything except the things that are actually harming Americans and/or things that could harm them in the future.
The food supply is fucked, jobs are being lost, & a lot
August 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A lot of y’all are doing the same bs you did in 2024 to help get the orange demon reelected.
Y’all will talk about anything & everything except the things that are actually harming Americans and/or things that could harm them in the future.
The food supply is fucked, jobs are being lost, & a lot
Y’all will talk about anything & everything except the things that are actually harming Americans and/or things that could harm them in the future.
The food supply is fucked, jobs are being lost, & a lot
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as long as i live i will never get over the fact that millions of people voted to make a guy who bankrupted a casino the steward of the us economy
August 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
as long as i live i will never get over the fact that millions of people voted to make a guy who bankrupted a casino the steward of the us economy
I think Bluesky is more like the home they shared in FL with the cool lanai. Shady Pines was a hell hole that made the residents do forced labor, locked them in their rooms & fed them cat food (allegedy). That's why Sophia didn't want to go back. X is more like Shady Pines, imo.
yes.
August 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I think Bluesky is more like the home they shared in FL with the cool lanai. Shady Pines was a hell hole that made the residents do forced labor, locked them in their rooms & fed them cat food (allegedy). That's why Sophia didn't want to go back. X is more like Shady Pines, imo.
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Please don't let the people of Puerto Rico get lost in the noise.
Keep talking about this.
www.reuters.com/pictures/pue...
Keep talking about this.
www.reuters.com/pictures/pue...
Puerto Rico is rationing water amid historic drought
Puerto Rico is rationing water across the island in response to intense drought, a plan that forces tens of thousands of people to go without water for 48 hours at a time.
www.reuters.com
August 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Please don't let the people of Puerto Rico get lost in the noise.
Keep talking about this.
www.reuters.com/pictures/pue...
Keep talking about this.
www.reuters.com/pictures/pue...
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Say it again for the folks in the back 🙌🏾
Two Black mayors took cities that the country loves to write off and made them measurably safer. That’s not a fluke. That’s a blueprint.
Chicago and Baltimore just posted numbers that should be front-page news. They’re not. We need to talk about why.
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www.theroot.com/opinion-blac...
Chicago and Baltimore just posted numbers that should be front-page news. They’re not. We need to talk about why.
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www.theroot.com/opinion-blac...
August 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Say it again for the folks in the back 🙌🏾
Yes, let's remember what he did as they comically say they're rooting out fraud in the system.
I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security.
Will you join me?🤚
Will you join me?🤚
August 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Yes, let's remember what he did as they comically say they're rooting out fraud in the system.
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The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
August 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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#StayReadyCrew 🧵
It’s wild to me the MSM in the US seems determined to ignore this.
It’s not helping anyone and if it’s even remotely true (I have no reason to believe they won’t drag this out as long as possible) it does more harm than good.
This is why so many of
www.news18.com/amp/world/ir...
It’s wild to me the MSM in the US seems determined to ignore this.
It’s not helping anyone and if it’s even remotely true (I have no reason to believe they won’t drag this out as long as possible) it does more harm than good.
This is why so many of
www.news18.com/amp/world/ir...
www.news18.com
August 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
#StayReadyCrew 🧵
It’s wild to me the MSM in the US seems determined to ignore this.
It’s not helping anyone and if it’s even remotely true (I have no reason to believe they won’t drag this out as long as possible) it does more harm than good.
This is why so many of
www.news18.com/amp/world/ir...
It’s wild to me the MSM in the US seems determined to ignore this.
It’s not helping anyone and if it’s even remotely true (I have no reason to believe they won’t drag this out as long as possible) it does more harm than good.
This is why so many of
www.news18.com/amp/world/ir...
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This has been a period of tragedy and deep disappointment as the hateful reality of so many Americans and the cowardice of so many elected officials has been exposed. But it also clarifies the collective work we must pursue to build an inclusive democracy based on equality and justice. LFG.
August 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This has been a period of tragedy and deep disappointment as the hateful reality of so many Americans and the cowardice of so many elected officials has been exposed. But it also clarifies the collective work we must pursue to build an inclusive democracy based on equality and justice. LFG.
You know what? Fuck Bill Cassidy. I mean fuck Murkowski & Collins & the rest of them too. But fuck him in particular. He's a doctor. Isn't like the first rule of doctor club to 'do no harm'? He is now responsible for generations of harm. If he still has a medical license they should revoke it.
August 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
You know what? Fuck Bill Cassidy. I mean fuck Murkowski & Collins & the rest of them too. But fuck him in particular. He's a doctor. Isn't like the first rule of doctor club to 'do no harm'? He is now responsible for generations of harm. If he still has a medical license they should revoke it.
Yes
I'm going to alienate some people now.
Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.
August 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yes
Recently adopted a pair of 2mo old kitten siblings.
I've had cats before, but never kittens.
So, I have a lot questions. Here are my top 5:
1. Why are you wet?
2. What are you eating?
3. Is that poop?
4. What even is that & what did it come off of?
5. Where did the other 18 spring toys go?
I've had cats before, but never kittens.
So, I have a lot questions. Here are my top 5:
1. Why are you wet?
2. What are you eating?
3. Is that poop?
4. What even is that & what did it come off of?
5. Where did the other 18 spring toys go?
August 2, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Recently adopted a pair of 2mo old kitten siblings.
I've had cats before, but never kittens.
So, I have a lot questions. Here are my top 5:
1. Why are you wet?
2. What are you eating?
3. Is that poop?
4. What even is that & what did it come off of?
5. Where did the other 18 spring toys go?
I've had cats before, but never kittens.
So, I have a lot questions. Here are my top 5:
1. Why are you wet?
2. What are you eating?
3. Is that poop?
4. What even is that & what did it come off of?
5. Where did the other 18 spring toys go?
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Iran's latest.
July 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Iran's latest.
It's catchy, has easy to understand/remember lyrics & you can dance to it (if mosh pits are your thing). I love it.
Waterparks Tears Down Warped Tour with Unreleased Anti-ICE Anthem
July 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
It's catchy, has easy to understand/remember lyrics & you can dance to it (if mosh pits are your thing). I love it.