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elayaray.bsky.social
@elayaray.bsky.social
Retired improv performer. Former cast member in Stan Lee approved Avengers parody web series (as pictured). Current IT worker, aspiring violinist & spoon player. She/her
Recently adopted a pair of 2mo old kitten siblings.
I've had cats before, but never kittens.
So, I have a lot questions. Here are my top 5:

1. Why are you wet?
2. What are you eating?
3. Is that poop?
4. What even is that & what did it come off of?
5. Where did the other 18 spring toys go?
August 2, 2026 at 6:51 AM
My cat in the sofa fort he just claimed while I was flipping the cushions to avoid butt dents—trying to fight my Dyson. 😕

Happy Caturday, everyone!
May 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
POV: getting dog-walked around the house by my cat
February 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Anyway, I took care of it. The toy is up & running exactly as advertised.

And let me tell you, he f’n LOVES this thing! Best $29.99 I ever spent! 😂

(At least 1 of us had fun, I guess)
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I don’t know what my local PBS station is airing right now but I am totally here for it. Really appreciate the liberal use of green screen.
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM