Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade)
@emastro.bsky.social
White cishet male, but it's not my fault, I was born this way.
He/Him/Hey, asshole
Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days.
#NAFO expansion is not negotiable.
He/Him/Hey, asshole
Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days.
#NAFO expansion is not negotiable.
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So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
September 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
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#Russia: the only country where the leaders of the opposition are legally required to write a suicide note before the election, just in case they get too many votes.
September 21, 2026 at 11:12 AM
#Russia: the only country where the leaders of the opposition are legally required to write a suicide note before the election, just in case they get too many votes.
Plus ça change...
September 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Plus ça change...
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This is AI, please stop spreading disinformation. ✍️😈
September 15, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This is AI, please stop spreading disinformation. ✍️😈
A true rollercoaster of a headline
September 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
A true rollercoaster of a headline
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
Make a band edible:
Has someone said The Rolling Scones already?
Has someone said The Rolling Scones already?
Make a band edible:
Rage Against the Poutine
Rage Against the Poutine
Make a band edible:
Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
September 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Make a band edible:
Has someone said The Rolling Scones already?
Has someone said The Rolling Scones already?
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Can’t get enough of seeing MAGA white supremacist Jake Lang getting his ass beat by a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man in Minneapolis.
August 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Can’t get enough of seeing MAGA white supremacist Jake Lang getting his ass beat by a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man in Minneapolis.
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I'm sorry, but if you think Nathan Cofnas being suspended for being a racist is an 'academic freedom' issue you are the dumbest fucking mark alive.
August 23, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I'm sorry, but if you think Nathan Cofnas being suspended for being a racist is an 'academic freedom' issue you are the dumbest fucking mark alive.
Misunderstandings...
August 19, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Misunderstandings...
I'm not saying Trump is a Russian agent. I'm just saying that if I was a Russian agent in a position of great power, I'd be hard pressed to find ways to damage the US more than Trump is doing.
August 17, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I'm not saying Trump is a Russian agent. I'm just saying that if I was a Russian agent in a position of great power, I'd be hard pressed to find ways to damage the US more than Trump is doing.
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“Farage is the beneficiary of forces that are upending systems across the world. The crypto industry donated more than $238m to pro-Trump Super PACs. Harborne has donated more than £20m to Farage and his parties.”
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www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
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www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
Follow the money: the Farage funding timeline
As the revelations around donations to Reform and its leader multiply, we’re keeping the receipts. Carole Cadwalladr introduces a master timeline of our investigation into Farage’s biggest funder, cry...
www.thenerve.news
August 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
“Farage is the beneficiary of forces that are upending systems across the world. The crypto industry donated more than $238m to pro-Trump Super PACs. Harborne has donated more than £20m to Farage and his parties.”
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www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
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www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
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In a stunning move in the Middle East, the US, the Houthis and the Iranians have all agreed to stop asking each other to not bomb ships. A special
Memorandum of Confusion just issued has agreed terms by which all sides can bomb all ships, no questions asked. More as we get it.
Memorandum of Confusion just issued has agreed terms by which all sides can bomb all ships, no questions asked. More as we get it.
August 12, 2026 at 8:09 AM
In a stunning move in the Middle East, the US, the Houthis and the Iranians have all agreed to stop asking each other to not bomb ships. A special
Memorandum of Confusion just issued has agreed terms by which all sides can bomb all ships, no questions asked. More as we get it.
Memorandum of Confusion just issued has agreed terms by which all sides can bomb all ships, no questions asked. More as we get it.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."
August 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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Abolish the Home Office
EU citizens in UK get letters telling them post-Brexit residency rights were given ‘in error’
EU citizens in UK get letters telling them post-Brexit residency rights were given ‘in error’
After years of building lives in UK, potentially hundreds of thousands of EU citizens are being told they have no right to remain
The UK Home Office has started stripping some EU citizens of their post-Brexit residency rights, in a move that has raised concerns about Britain’s compliance with its withdrawal agreement with Europe.
The UK internal affairs authority has told at least 100 people that they were given residency rights “in error”, disrupting their lives just as they come to the end of their five-year “pre-settled status” and prepare to upgrade to the permanent “settled status”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Abolish the Home Office
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Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂
July 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂
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Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.
July 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.
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Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!
June 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!
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Day 1576 of my 3 day war. Russian oil production is booming....
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
June 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Day 1576 of my 3 day war. Russian oil production is booming....
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
Damn, I saw #StephenMiller trending on BlueSky and jumped to check the news. Tragically, he's alive.
June 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Damn, I saw #StephenMiller trending on BlueSky and jumped to check the news. Tragically, he's alive.
June 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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This guy was arrested Tuesday night and is in prison for making terroristic threats. His name is Jake Lang. He's a pardoned January 6 insurrectionist. His bail is set at $1M newrepublic.com/post/211646/...
June 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This guy was arrested Tuesday night and is in prison for making terroristic threats. His name is Jake Lang. He's a pardoned January 6 insurrectionist. His bail is set at $1M newrepublic.com/post/211646/...
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An FBI agent told me to my face once that there were so many moving pieces, that I would likely end up with more charges than my trafficker.
Full disclosure, this is the america ive always known.
Full disclosure, this is the america ive always known.
May 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
An FBI agent told me to my face once that there were so many moving pieces, that I would likely end up with more charges than my trafficker.
Full disclosure, this is the america ive always known.
Full disclosure, this is the america ive always known.