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New year means new media thread!
2026 looking good so let's get this ball rolling!
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2026 looking good so let's get this ball rolling!
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You know it's gonna be a long one when the supervisor says "be back at the office by 8pm."
I start at 8am...
I start at 8am...
September 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
You know it's gonna be a long one when the supervisor says "be back at the office by 8pm."
I start at 8am...
I start at 8am...
Hey that's really fucking weird why are all these guys so obsessed with penises?
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hey that's really fucking weird why are all these guys so obsessed with penises?
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The reason that OpenAI delayed its IPO is because its finances fucking suck
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The reason that OpenAI delayed its IPO is because its finances fucking suck
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Got my first experience with double time today.
...I'm sure I'll appreciate it more once the check comes in.
...I'm sure I'll appreciate it more once the check comes in.
September 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Got my first experience with double time today.
...I'm sure I'll appreciate it more once the check comes in.
...I'm sure I'll appreciate it more once the check comes in.
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I was naively hoping that we would just kinda skip over this part of Kaiju Girl but I unfortunately I was wrong. This sucks.
September 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I was naively hoping that we would just kinda skip over this part of Kaiju Girl but I unfortunately I was wrong. This sucks.
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Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
September 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
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For the first time ever in the UK & Ireland, WHISPER OF THE HEART is now playing in IMAX cinemas. 💫
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September 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
For the first time ever in the UK & Ireland, WHISPER OF THE HEART is now playing in IMAX cinemas. 💫
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Finally starting this now
Is good
Is good
September 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Finally starting this now
Is good
Is good
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BREAKING: Sex Bob-omb will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran static.wikia.nocookie.net/scottpilgrim...
September 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
BREAKING: Sex Bob-omb will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran static.wikia.nocookie.net/scottpilgrim...
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The Boston Globe editorial board endorsed Seth Moulton over Markey. The NYT Editorial Board said to rank any candidate except Mamdani.
This is part of the story behind the Democratic Tea Party that has been happening. Party establishment and press establishment both losing the base.
This is part of the story behind the Democratic Tea Party that has been happening. Party establishment and press establishment both losing the base.
September 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The Boston Globe editorial board endorsed Seth Moulton over Markey. The NYT Editorial Board said to rank any candidate except Mamdani.
This is part of the story behind the Democratic Tea Party that has been happening. Party establishment and press establishment both losing the base.
This is part of the story behind the Democratic Tea Party that has been happening. Party establishment and press establishment both losing the base.
So Serj really needed that collab money huh
September 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
So Serj really needed that collab money huh
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Ms. Rachel making Ed Sheeran look like a little bitch
Ms. Rachel on losing partnerships and views for showing her support for Palestine:
“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”
“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”
September 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ms. Rachel making Ed Sheeran look like a little bitch
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Ms. Rachel on losing partnerships and views for showing her support for Palestine:
“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”
“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”
September 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Ms. Rachel on losing partnerships and views for showing her support for Palestine:
“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”
“That doesn’t faze me because the kids gave me the platform. I’m going to stand with them no matter what. People on the ground in Gaza are risking their lives all the time to help kids. I can do it from Manhattan.”
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btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month
Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran's Tour After 'Free Palestine' Speech
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September 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
September 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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You can’t tell the story of declining crime without telling the story of the investments that helped make it happen.
We set reducing violent crime as a measurable goal in our One Minnesota Plan, invested in communities across the state, and today we’re seeing the results.
We set reducing violent crime as a measurable goal in our One Minnesota Plan, invested in communities across the state, and today we’re seeing the results.
Violent crime in Minnesota declined in every major category last year, according to new data released by the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension.
Report: Minnesota saw an across-the-board drop in crime in 2025
Violent crime in Minnesota declined in every major category last year, according to new data released by the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension.
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September 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
You can’t tell the story of declining crime without telling the story of the investments that helped make it happen.
We set reducing violent crime as a measurable goal in our One Minnesota Plan, invested in communities across the state, and today we’re seeing the results.
We set reducing violent crime as a measurable goal in our One Minnesota Plan, invested in communities across the state, and today we’re seeing the results.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view
September 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view