Picture (Book) of My Dress
@emergencydonut.bsky.social
Anthropomorphizer. Cheerfully morbid. Hungry all the time.
All views expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of my employer.
All views expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of my employer.
If you don’t have a cool jacket, any jacket will do.
October 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
If you don’t have a cool jacket, any jacket will do.
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I can make my children’s book covers - @themountaingoats.bsky.social - cross-stitching for charity dreams a reality if I use books in the public domain! So, The Riches and Wonders of Oz will be made at, like….some point.
October 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I can make my children’s book covers - @themountaingoats.bsky.social - cross-stitching for charity dreams a reality if I use books in the public domain! So, The Riches and Wonders of Oz will be made at, like….some point.
See? Your dog just isn’t good enough.
Kids in the Hall - Terriers
YouTube video by Your Bestie Depressedy
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October 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
See? Your dog just isn’t good enough.
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mistakes were made
October 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
mistakes were made
The older I get, the more I empathize with Lestat in this moment.
October 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The older I get, the more I empathize with Lestat in this moment.
Well, shit. I guess I’m jealous of bears now?
October 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Well, shit. I guess I’m jealous of bears now?
I feel the need to let @johnmoe.bsky.social know that the way in which “Without explanation, you decline the escape room team-building event at work” resonates with this tMG fan even harder 4+ years later is remarkable.
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs
You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible hardware ...
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October 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I feel the need to let @johnmoe.bsky.social know that the way in which “Without explanation, you decline the escape room team-building event at work” resonates with this tMG fan even harder 4+ years later is remarkable.
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There is a trending pattern on Ravelry right now called simply "The Garment." The text for it reads "Let the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor." It is essentially a turtle-necked floor-length poncho with tassels at the bottom. It is the designers only pattern.
September 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
There is a trending pattern on Ravelry right now called simply "The Garment." The text for it reads "Let the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor." It is essentially a turtle-necked floor-length poncho with tassels at the bottom. It is the designers only pattern.
We’re all winners when a bear named Backpack becomes the Fat Bear Week champion.
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion.
Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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September 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
We’re all winners when a bear named Backpack becomes the Fat Bear Week champion.
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awoke this morning with a Vision
September 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
awoke this morning with a Vision
Tom Tiffany always shows up. Even when he wasn’t invited. Btw, his real name is Thomas, so technically, he can come to your “No Toms Club” meeting.
September 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Tom Tiffany always shows up. Even when he wasn’t invited. Btw, his real name is Thomas, so technically, he can come to your “No Toms Club” meeting.
My god, why did no one tell me how glorious it can be to have brand new sheets.
September 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My god, why did no one tell me how glorious it can be to have brand new sheets.
Sorry, but we all need to stop whatever we’re doing and admire my cat.
September 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Sorry, but we all need to stop whatever we’re doing and admire my cat.
It’s Fall, y’all! Chunky sweaters, pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, unending eldritch horrors, the blood oh god the blood
September 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It’s Fall, y’all! Chunky sweaters, pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, unending eldritch horrors, the blood oh god the blood
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YOU: fuzzy wuzzy
ME: ok
YOU: was a bear
ME: no problem
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏
ME: what the fuck
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f—
ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
ME: ok
YOU: was a bear
ME: no problem
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏
ME: what the fuck
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f—
ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
September 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy
ME: ok
YOU: was a bear
ME: no problem
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏
ME: what the fuck
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f—
ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
ME: ok
YOU: was a bear
ME: no problem
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏
ME: what the fuck
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f—
ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
My 7th They Might Be Giants show was no less delightful than the preceding 6. Where else can you get these kind of audiovisual shenanigans?
September 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
My 7th They Might Be Giants show was no less delightful than the preceding 6. Where else can you get these kind of audiovisual shenanigans?
Is it an unhealthy coping mechanism for me to tell my almost-17-year-old cat that she’s immortal? Well
September 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Is it an unhealthy coping mechanism for me to tell my almost-17-year-old cat that she’s immortal? Well
Doppelgänger
September 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Doppelgänger
It’s pouring (one out for humanity).
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
September 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It’s pouring (one out for humanity).
“While (he) did again…miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch that slipped no less than three discs in his still-developing spine, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy.”
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice."
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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September 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
“While (he) did again…miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch that slipped no less than three discs in his still-developing spine, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy.”
Will They play “No One Knows My Plan” tonight? We can hope, but ultimately, no one knows Their plans. @tmbg.bsky.social
September 25, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Will They play “No One Knows My Plan” tonight? We can hope, but ultimately, no one knows Their plans. @tmbg.bsky.social
Most of my time as a lady in her 40s who’s on Prozac is spent trying to cool down.
September 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Most of my time as a lady in her 40s who’s on Prozac is spent trying to cool down.
Listen: TMBG did not need to make a song about coming to Milwaukee today, but they did, because their vibes are immaculate.
Milwaukee in 14 days! Then on to Madison Minneapolis, Texas shows in November, and just added: New Years in Montclair and New Haven!
Dig this song!
Dig this song!
September 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Listen: TMBG did not need to make a song about coming to Milwaukee today, but they did, because their vibes are immaculate.