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Em ♑️
@emuhhhleebee.bsky.social
Kind, not nice
Artist | Astrology Enthusiast | Occasional Tarot Reader
Mercury ruled, Child of Saturn 🪐
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The “fatherless” allegations are never gonna stick over here cause why did that man just have me on the phone for an hour and a half? He called me to ask what coffee brand I bought him for his birthday. 😭😭
September 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I actually think there’s nothing more that I hate in this world than when somebody knows I’m not too fond of them and instead of taking that shit to the chest they decide to be head, shoulders, knees, and toes fucking deep in my ass. Why are you trying to remedy the situation? Leave me tf alone!!
September 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Fully choosing to believe the M*rmons who I just saw didn’t stop at my house because I’m black.
August 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I hate when I’m sitting outside and someone starts grilling. How dare you. Where are you? And how much for a plate?
August 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Highkey got locked out of this account for a month but I think it was for the best because I was being very evil during that time.
August 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Living next to a Bluetooth unc ain’t for the weak. This dude just starts talking while raking his lawn. I thought he was losing it lmfao
August 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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It’s weird to be clearly living through exactly what was warned about with global warming and still have the concept treated as a future event or hypothetical.
June 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
You know that kind of sick where you don’t even wanna move, or talk, or breathe because it might make you feel worse? Yeah, that’s where I’m at.
June 25, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, who was best known for the hit “It Takes Two,” has died. He was 59
Rob Base, ‘It Takes Two’ Rapper, Dies at 59
Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock and best known for the hit 'It Takes Two,' has died. He was 59.
variety.com
May 22, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I live everyday pretending that people don’t pissed me off as much as they truly, genuinely do.
May 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I’m fighting off the last bit of these allergies with nukes at this point. Drugged myself with Benadryl last night so I didn’t wake up to cough.
Can’t cough when you’re comatose.
April 20, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Blue Dream
My strain for 4/20 is Juicee J, what about yours?
April 20, 2026 at 12:06 PM
We knew this was coming
Clavicular has been hospitalized after suspected overdose, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/c...)
April 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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April 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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why did Melania say this at her press conference?
April 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Is it still FAFO now that the genocide has larger implications like leftists said it would or do we still not “get it?”

Somebody let me know.
April 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
White fragility is a disease we need to be studying
I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.
April 8, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Anyway, we have ample research on how living under a state of sustained terror and stress causes life-long health problems as well as intergenerational epigenetic effects. This feels like it's making you sick because it actually is making you sick.
April 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Not everybody needs a podcast, some** of you are dumb.

**most
April 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II
April 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
A festival relying on the performance of a singular artist seems…..lol.
Wireless Festival has been cancelled after the British Government banned Kanye West from entering the United Kingdom.
April 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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A different perspective.
Always helpful.
April 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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He is risen
April 5, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Pondering raising a child out of shear spite because I’ve truly heard nothing but stories of horrific parent skills for the last couple months.
Y’all mfs are BEWTY. Tighten up!
April 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM