Erik
erikj13.bsky.social
Erik
@erikj13.bsky.social
Guy using an app.
Just got to Dr. H.A. Spurrier’s entry in the Turfman’s Almanac and hoo-boy that Auburn entry got me from supine to straight up in record time.

Everyone should spend their money on this.

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August 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Northwestern football calling it a career @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
August 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Life Savers deserve more respect, candy-wise.
June 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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seriously if every Ohio State fan can give the price of a Ryan Day nipple piercing we got something here
@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social The price for a nipple piercing (plus fees) at the parlor closest to Ohio Stadium in honor of Ryan Day. Sigh…Go Bucks! (and to hell with Wexner, Vance, Gee, et. al.).
April 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social The price for a nipple piercing (plus fees) at the parlor closest to Ohio Stadium in honor of Ryan Day. Sigh…Go Bucks! (and to hell with Wexner, Vance, Gee, et. al.).
April 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
We don’t talk enough about “The Christopher Lowell Show.” A fantastic cultural artifact of the ’90s.
April 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“Diaphhocalypse.” A noun describing the scenario in which one is overwhelmed by belligerent diarrhea. “Sorry, I can’t make the dinner tonight, I’m dealing with a bit of a Diapphocalypse.” (I think the double-H is a nice touch.)
April 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I often think that with my powerful frame and modern knowledge I could tear shit up if I traveled back in time to the medieval era. But I’d probably get the hell out of Dodge the second I smelled someone’s breath.
April 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I don’t know how this escaped my attention some months ago but if you haven’t seen it, it’s wonderful. The most Goggins-y house you could imagine in every great way. youtu.be/AiAGuRxEEmQ?...
Inside Walton Goggins’s Enchanting 1920s New York Lodge | Open Door | Architectural Digest
YouTube video by Architectural Digest
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Geneva, IL. Helluva turnout on a high-traffic stretch of road. Beyond what I was expecting. Cameo at the end from @repbillfoster.bsky.social #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
One dollar (plus fees) for every episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” featuring our most important alumnus, Richard Lewis. Go Buckeyes (and fuck JD Vance for all eternity).

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April 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Had a busy few days, so just getting caught up on the @drewmagary.bsky.social W-S hater’s guide. “Floor-friendly casters” is killing me. Where the hell else would a caster go? The cart is the perfect place to store my liquid-friendly cocktail glasses.
December 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
1. BYU
2. Colorado
3. Give Notre Dame a home game
4. Penn State (obviously)
Exactly one month until Selection Sunday. What is your:

a) Current 1-12 team that misses
b) Current 13-25 team that makes it
c) Most annoying thing the committee winds up doing
d) Likeliest team to lose a home game in Round 1
November 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
January 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM