All these frivolous lawsuits - now is the time for torta reform!
October 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
All these frivolous lawsuits - now is the time for torta reform!
I’d love to have a collection at a library named after me.
September 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I’d love to have a collection at a library named after me.
I think another problem is that Rece Davis is not Chris Fowler and Pat McAfee sure as shit isn’t Lee Corso. It’s just bad TV.
September 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I think another problem is that Rece Davis is not Chris Fowler and Pat McAfee sure as shit isn’t Lee Corso. It’s just bad TV.
I wonder what type of committee they will assemble to investigate this matter.
August 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I wonder what type of committee they will assemble to investigate this matter.
It’s a beautiful rendition top to bottom but I think the biggest improvement over the original is taking that big, dumb, guttural “YEAH” right before the chorus and making it something light that just flits into the background.
August 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It’s a beautiful rendition top to bottom but I think the biggest improvement over the original is taking that big, dumb, guttural “YEAH” right before the chorus and making it something light that just flits into the background.
“Chad, Richard and Paul” is gonna be my new term for a group of three idiots.
August 22, 2026 at 2:25 PM
“Chad, Richard and Paul” is gonna be my new term for a group of three idiots.
Escorting both to the store to get them some training bras.
August 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Escorting both to the store to get them some training bras.
Maybe even three, who knows.
August 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Maybe even three, who knows.
My grandpa used to keep the keys in the ignition of his Oldsmobile until my 3-year-old cousin climbed in to play unattended and nearly drove it off the side of the hill at the end of the street.
August 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My grandpa used to keep the keys in the ignition of his Oldsmobile until my 3-year-old cousin climbed in to play unattended and nearly drove it off the side of the hill at the end of the street.
I feel like Jolly Green Giant and Kool-Aid Man could do some damage.
July 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I feel like Jolly Green Giant and Kool-Aid Man could do some damage.
They’re not cheap, but hybrid grills let you have both in one unit.
July 22, 2026 at 11:31 PM
They’re not cheap, but hybrid grills let you have both in one unit.
Alternate title: “In Lieu of Flowers”
July 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Alternate title: “In Lieu of Flowers”
I feel like they sometimes had a sit-down Pac-Man machine by the front.
July 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I feel like they sometimes had a sit-down Pac-Man machine by the front.
Lineman, RBs and linebackers play rugby; DBs and WRs play soccer
July 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lineman, RBs and linebackers play rugby; DBs and WRs play soccer
It’s amazing how people this clearly insane can get so close to power.
June 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
It’s amazing how people this clearly insane can get so close to power.
“Jiro Dreams of Sushi” still holds up for me.
June 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Jiro Dreams of Sushi” still holds up for me.
How do they use “bust” instead of “raid” in that headline?
June 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
How do they use “bust” instead of “raid” in that headline?