Eris Montez
@erismontez.bsky.social
They/Them 🇵🇭🇺🇸 Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez
Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Beric day 17… started and had to stop. Woof. I can’t cry before work mofos.
September 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Beric day 17… started and had to stop. Woof. I can’t cry before work mofos.
Goddamn Ray X Beric. Why you gotta make me love this arc so hard.
September 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Goddamn Ray X Beric. Why you gotta make me love this arc so hard.
I hate it when things shift me into super horny “me want fucky” mode when i really really really don’t care for it nor have anyone I’m desiring to engage with on that level. It’s like, calm the fuck down body, stop this absolute fucking nonsense.
September 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I hate it when things shift me into super horny “me want fucky” mode when i really really really don’t care for it nor have anyone I’m desiring to engage with on that level. It’s like, calm the fuck down body, stop this absolute fucking nonsense.
This is why one should always refer to him as “Daddy Scalzi”
LOOK I'M A DAD DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISED BY THE DAD JOKES PEOPLE
September 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This is why one should always refer to him as “Daddy Scalzi”
No Pixel popping back up is definitely fantastic but also absofuckinglutely addicting. Yay but also, there I go, fixating on the character stories. This is my reality tv show.
September 19, 2026 at 8:54 PM
No Pixel popping back up is definitely fantastic but also absofuckinglutely addicting. Yay but also, there I go, fixating on the character stories. This is my reality tv show.
Gotta love folks who can see through the utter and total bullshit. Delusion is one hell of goddamn drug. 🍵
August 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Gotta love folks who can see through the utter and total bullshit. Delusion is one hell of goddamn drug. 🍵
You know what is great? Knowing your cycle. You know what is also not great? Understanding you are in the cycle and getting caught up in it and then that moment when everything clicks and you can only go "oh.. fuck.. Ok, that makes sense. OH MY GOD STOP BRAIN"
Can''t help but laugh/cry.
Can''t help but laugh/cry.
August 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
You know what is great? Knowing your cycle. You know what is also not great? Understanding you are in the cycle and getting caught up in it and then that moment when everything clicks and you can only go "oh.. fuck.. Ok, that makes sense. OH MY GOD STOP BRAIN"
Can''t help but laugh/cry.
Can''t help but laugh/cry.
Anyone else’s body get extremely excited when it knows it can go to the bathroom and it just wants to yeets its contents as fast as possible, making you fucking run to the toilet before it happens?
Thanks industry, for making my bladder this way
Thanks industry, for making my bladder this way
August 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Anyone else’s body get extremely excited when it knows it can go to the bathroom and it just wants to yeets its contents as fast as possible, making you fucking run to the toilet before it happens?
Thanks industry, for making my bladder this way
Thanks industry, for making my bladder this way
Could never tire of my line of work. Hanging out in the back hallway, the door opens, and a bunch of bubbles just float down towards me. Yep. Whimsy lives here.
August 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Could never tire of my line of work. Hanging out in the back hallway, the door opens, and a bunch of bubbles just float down towards me. Yep. Whimsy lives here.
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nothing lasts forever :)
August 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
nothing lasts forever :)
The conversation around Ariana Grande's 'Petal' video and the content of it? ... well.. I mean. Isn't it sadly funny and also so very damn fitting...
August 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
The conversation around Ariana Grande's 'Petal' video and the content of it? ... well.. I mean. Isn't it sadly funny and also so very damn fitting...
Gemini pull of cards: "Major change and transformation, shedding of old skin. Time in August should be spent on self healing and breaking old habits that are destructive."
Makes sense, given that i'm uprooting and moving from an old space. I'll miss it, but not the literal shit situation it had. 🫡
Makes sense, given that i'm uprooting and moving from an old space. I'll miss it, but not the literal shit situation it had. 🫡
August 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Gemini pull of cards: "Major change and transformation, shedding of old skin. Time in August should be spent on self healing and breaking old habits that are destructive."
Makes sense, given that i'm uprooting and moving from an old space. I'll miss it, but not the literal shit situation it had. 🫡
Makes sense, given that i'm uprooting and moving from an old space. I'll miss it, but not the literal shit situation it had. 🫡
Have I been cursed with continuously having super close proximity to folks that seem to either be going through a psychotic break or just are fucking nasty and disgusting individuals?
The world may never know.
Stay tuned for a very fucking fun story about my past year. 😘
The world may never know.
Stay tuned for a very fucking fun story about my past year. 😘
July 26, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Have I been cursed with continuously having super close proximity to folks that seem to either be going through a psychotic break or just are fucking nasty and disgusting individuals?
The world may never know.
Stay tuned for a very fucking fun story about my past year. 😘
The world may never know.
Stay tuned for a very fucking fun story about my past year. 😘
I love how I’m faced with hell currently and I’m all like “well. This is like the snow storm of 20xx!!” I don’t know if it’s resilience or just being fucking batshit.
July 12, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I love how I’m faced with hell currently and I’m all like “well. This is like the snow storm of 20xx!!” I don’t know if it’s resilience or just being fucking batshit.
Damn. I forgot how good solo quiet time was. While the possibility of going out and being social was available, honestly… curling up in recharging is everything I want and desire. There is always tomorrow and far better ways to expend the energy I’m reserving.
July 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Damn. I forgot how good solo quiet time was. While the possibility of going out and being social was available, honestly… curling up in recharging is everything I want and desire. There is always tomorrow and far better ways to expend the energy I’m reserving.
Just placing this here because I LOVE the alley and I miss it oh so much. www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
THE ALLEY CHICAGO TAROT™
50 Years of Subversive hand made art collected as 78 Tarot Cards!
www.kickstarter.com
June 26, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Just placing this here because I LOVE the alley and I miss it oh so much. www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
The Scottish guys in Boston are amazing. Also, when asked “Hey, is this a gay bar?” And my answer being everyone is welcome here friend”, hisbass being overly excited and cheering was absolutely the right way to respond.
June 18, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The Scottish guys in Boston are amazing. Also, when asked “Hey, is this a gay bar?” And my answer being everyone is welcome here friend”, hisbass being overly excited and cheering was absolutely the right way to respond.
I feel like this shouldn’t even be a discussion (like, hello? Why hasn’t this been a thing?)
10 Reasons to Love Solar Power
1. Zero CO₂ to run
2.Infinite fuel
3.sunlight
4Cuts air pollution
5.Creates local jobs
6.Low water use
7.Price keeps dropping
8.Powers homes + grids
9. Works off-grid too
10. Energy independence Future-proof tech
1. Zero CO₂ to run
2.Infinite fuel
3.sunlight
4Cuts air pollution
5.Creates local jobs
6.Low water use
7.Price keeps dropping
8.Powers homes + grids
9. Works off-grid too
10. Energy independence Future-proof tech
June 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I feel like this shouldn’t even be a discussion (like, hello? Why hasn’t this been a thing?)
Sometimes it’s those late night uber drives home that really are fucking wonderful. Sharing culture and intricacies of things… goddamn. This is what i live for
June 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Sometimes it’s those late night uber drives home that really are fucking wonderful. Sharing culture and intricacies of things… goddamn. This is what i live for
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jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
June 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Last few days I got to see my body turn into a slow motion hive lava lamp. Gotta say, in some ways I learned a lot. In other ways, you kinda learn who can actually show care.
June 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Last few days I got to see my body turn into a slow motion hive lava lamp. Gotta say, in some ways I learned a lot. In other ways, you kinda learn who can actually show care.
Nothing quite like getting covered in itchy hives and welt in less than 20 mins from neck, chest, and arms.
No throat closing or difficulties breathing though. Only good thing about almost getting anaphylaxis in the past? I guess, I know when I should immediately run to the hospital.
No throat closing or difficulties breathing though. Only good thing about almost getting anaphylaxis in the past? I guess, I know when I should immediately run to the hospital.
June 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Nothing quite like getting covered in itchy hives and welt in less than 20 mins from neck, chest, and arms.
No throat closing or difficulties breathing though. Only good thing about almost getting anaphylaxis in the past? I guess, I know when I should immediately run to the hospital.
No throat closing or difficulties breathing though. Only good thing about almost getting anaphylaxis in the past? I guess, I know when I should immediately run to the hospital.
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Agnes Cecile captures an ethereal moment in 'The Bow' like a purple wave of emotion.
"Welcome spring, through its first blooming wisteria"
Watercolor and acrylic on paper
"Welcome spring, through its first blooming wisteria"
Watercolor and acrylic on paper
June 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Agnes Cecile captures an ethereal moment in 'The Bow' like a purple wave of emotion.
"Welcome spring, through its first blooming wisteria"
Watercolor and acrylic on paper
"Welcome spring, through its first blooming wisteria"
Watercolor and acrylic on paper
I really wish I journaled my whole past 15 years cause holy shit man. I can’t even make up the last few years and recounting the shit that’s happening is 🤯. I need to go to a forest and probably scream for at least an hour.
June 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I really wish I journaled my whole past 15 years cause holy shit man. I can’t even make up the last few years and recounting the shit that’s happening is 🤯. I need to go to a forest and probably scream for at least an hour.
Clenching my teeth and telling myself that not going to things lately is for a good reason. (It really is. Saving money for the move is big/important. It just sucks watching it all happen.)
June 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Clenching my teeth and telling myself that not going to things lately is for a good reason. (It really is. Saving money for the move is big/important. It just sucks watching it all happen.)