Eryn
@eryn.bsky.social
Venomous, egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal. Wait, that's a platypus. Fan of compound adjectives.
I buy & sell antiques & vintage & am a hobby ceramic artist. Rural, progressive mom of 2 adult trans kids. Loves rocks & mushrooms.
I buy & sell antiques & vintage & am a hobby ceramic artist. Rural, progressive mom of 2 adult trans kids. Loves rocks & mushrooms.
Bought the wrong number of flea medicines because I forgot we have fewer cats than last month 🥺
September 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Bought the wrong number of flea medicines because I forgot we have fewer cats than last month 🥺
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Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
September 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
She would be amazed! She would be proud & comforted that this is where that young mom is today.
She'd be happy to know she got out of her home town, that she's surrounded by love & kitties, that she's kind & still furious about injustice & cruelty.
She'd be happy to know she got out of her home town, that she's surrounded by love & kitties, that she's kind & still furious about injustice & cruelty.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
She would be amazed! She would be proud & comforted that this is where that young mom is today.
She'd be happy to know she got out of her home town, that she's surrounded by love & kitties, that she's kind & still furious about injustice & cruelty.
She'd be happy to know she got out of her home town, that she's surrounded by love & kitties, that she's kind & still furious about injustice & cruelty.
My kid also repaired an issue with the lint trap on our dryer where it wasn't seating correctly & it was grabbing things & ruining them. I lost a camisole & their favorite work scrubs were ruined.
They cleaned out all the hidden lint while they were at it, so we know @cpsc.gov would be proud of us.
They cleaned out all the hidden lint while they were at it, so we know @cpsc.gov would be proud of us.
September 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My kid also repaired an issue with the lint trap on our dryer where it wasn't seating correctly & it was grabbing things & ruining them. I lost a camisole & their favorite work scrubs were ruined.
They cleaned out all the hidden lint while they were at it, so we know @cpsc.gov would be proud of us.
They cleaned out all the hidden lint while they were at it, so we know @cpsc.gov would be proud of us.
I didn't call it quits & now my back is in spasms. Ordering pizza so I can hopefully still do a full day in the pottery studio tomorrow.
Organized the entire can & dry goods pantries & put away groceries. Did a load of towels. Decluttered a moving box of books & one of vintage glassware. Showered.
Organized the entire can & dry goods pantries & put away groceries. Did a load of towels. Decluttered a moving box of books & one of vintage glassware. Showered.
Decluttered the lazy susan in the kitchen & there were only 2 little things stuck behind it!
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
September 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I didn't call it quits & now my back is in spasms. Ordering pizza so I can hopefully still do a full day in the pottery studio tomorrow.
Organized the entire can & dry goods pantries & put away groceries. Did a load of towels. Decluttered a moving box of books & one of vintage glassware. Showered.
Organized the entire can & dry goods pantries & put away groceries. Did a load of towels. Decluttered a moving box of books & one of vintage glassware. Showered.
Keeping a well stocked pantry & kitchen to insulate your family from the whims of a bumbling fascist administration does not jive with a galley kitchen. Just constant work.
Decluttered the lazy susan in the kitchen & there were only 2 little things stuck behind it!
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
September 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Keeping a well stocked pantry & kitchen to insulate your family from the whims of a bumbling fascist administration does not jive with a galley kitchen. Just constant work.
Decluttered the lazy susan in the kitchen & there were only 2 little things stuck behind it!
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
September 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Decluttered the lazy susan in the kitchen & there were only 2 little things stuck behind it!
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
Decluttered an additional area that's been stressing me out. Just have to ignore the area that got a little worse 🙃 hopefully it's a very short term worsening, but I'm calling it quits for today.
Somebody on Reddit said Ed Sheeran could get the Kars 4 Kids jingle kids to open for him & it took me out.
I have died. I am posting to you from beyonnnnd the graaaave.
I have died. I am posting to you from beyonnnnd the graaaave.
September 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Somebody on Reddit said Ed Sheeran could get the Kars 4 Kids jingle kids to open for him & it took me out.
I have died. I am posting to you from beyonnnnd the graaaave.
I have died. I am posting to you from beyonnnnd the graaaave.
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Reminds me so much of an Elton Bennett serigraph!
September 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Reminds me so much of an Elton Bennett serigraph!
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A spectacular sunset with silhouetted Snow Geese. I love silhouettes so much!
#birds #BirdOfTheDay #silhouette #SunsetAndSilhouettes 🌿
#birds #BirdOfTheDay #silhouette #SunsetAndSilhouettes 🌿
September 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
A spectacular sunset with silhouetted Snow Geese. I love silhouettes so much!
#birds #BirdOfTheDay #silhouette #SunsetAndSilhouettes 🌿
#birds #BirdOfTheDay #silhouette #SunsetAndSilhouettes 🌿
Who? The Pixar lamp?
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Who? The Pixar lamp?
I dreamt my husband turned into a crab so we had to move to the ocean.
Then at the end of the dream, the witch turned him back into a man, but left him little crab legs on his torso (no pincers).
Then at the end of the dream, the witch turned him back into a man, but left him little crab legs on his torso (no pincers).
September 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I dreamt my husband turned into a crab so we had to move to the ocean.
Then at the end of the dream, the witch turned him back into a man, but left him little crab legs on his torso (no pincers).
Then at the end of the dream, the witch turned him back into a man, but left him little crab legs on his torso (no pincers).
If you live in the PNW & aren't taking Vitamin D supplements yet for winter, it's time.
When I moved to Portland, everybody here said “oh you are gonna HATE the winter rain so much.” I said I love rain and I’ll be fine and they’d say “no you’re gonna hate it.”
I’ve never gotten tired of the rain.
What nobody warned me about was the darkness. It’s dark so early and I yearn for sun.
I’ve never gotten tired of the rain.
What nobody warned me about was the darkness. It’s dark so early and I yearn for sun.
September 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
If you live in the PNW & aren't taking Vitamin D supplements yet for winter, it's time.
Petition to make "Fuck off" work as well as "Stop" to unsubscribe to texts you definitely didn't subscribe to.
Idea brought to you by the 2026 midterms.
Idea brought to you by the 2026 midterms.
September 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Petition to make "Fuck off" work as well as "Stop" to unsubscribe to texts you definitely didn't subscribe to.
Idea brought to you by the 2026 midterms.
Idea brought to you by the 2026 midterms.
"Hello, where do you keep the food packaged in the Biden administration? Thank you."
I go to my local discount market and buy my groceries already expired so that I know they’re safe
September 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"Hello, where do you keep the food packaged in the Biden administration? Thank you."
Because of course that's whose house it was at. Of course this weird thing would happen to Nic Cage.
September 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Because of course that's whose house it was at. Of course this weird thing would happen to Nic Cage.
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I was selling video games long enough ago that I remember when Sony didn't like people being able to rent games.
Now they're saying that's all you're allowed to do. FO.
Now they're saying that's all you're allowed to do. FO.
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I was selling video games long enough ago that I remember when Sony didn't like people being able to rent games.
Now they're saying that's all you're allowed to do. FO.
Now they're saying that's all you're allowed to do. FO.
Do all 24yos still use the term "slacks" or have I cursed my kid to be out of time forever?
September 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Do all 24yos still use the term "slacks" or have I cursed my kid to be out of time forever?
What do you get when you go three nights without sleep? A prize? Is there a prize? I hope there's a prize.
The insomnia is effing bad bad again. Last night I just legit never got sleepy. First night was one kind of insomnia, second night was another. It's exciting having 3 modes of insomnia.
The insomnia is effing bad bad again. Last night I just legit never got sleepy. First night was one kind of insomnia, second night was another. It's exciting having 3 modes of insomnia.
September 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
What do you get when you go three nights without sleep? A prize? Is there a prize? I hope there's a prize.
The insomnia is effing bad bad again. Last night I just legit never got sleepy. First night was one kind of insomnia, second night was another. It's exciting having 3 modes of insomnia.
The insomnia is effing bad bad again. Last night I just legit never got sleepy. First night was one kind of insomnia, second night was another. It's exciting having 3 modes of insomnia.
I found a brand new Coach bag for my mama for her birthday in its little protective bag at my favorite thrift store! $30!
She wore hers OUT. She's gonna be so happy!
Thank you whoever donated it to the local thrift store & not Goodwill, who would've shipped it off to the auction site!
She wore hers OUT. She's gonna be so happy!
Thank you whoever donated it to the local thrift store & not Goodwill, who would've shipped it off to the auction site!
September 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I found a brand new Coach bag for my mama for her birthday in its little protective bag at my favorite thrift store! $30!
She wore hers OUT. She's gonna be so happy!
Thank you whoever donated it to the local thrift store & not Goodwill, who would've shipped it off to the auction site!
She wore hers OUT. She's gonna be so happy!
Thank you whoever donated it to the local thrift store & not Goodwill, who would've shipped it off to the auction site!
In *2006* my husband went ALONE to close his bank account to move to a credit union.
The bank also closed MY account, that I'd had since I was 12 & didn't have his name on it, & gave him the money.
The CU was better, but I had to give my husband's name to get into our joint account until ~2014.
The bank also closed MY account, that I'd had since I was 12 & didn't have his name on it, & gave him the money.
The CU was better, but I had to give my husband's name to get into our joint account until ~2014.
I feel like we’re really overdue for a thread of things that have changed for women in your lifetime.
I’m interested in good and bad things. Any little life moment that would feel unbelievable if it happened in 2026.
I’m interested in good and bad things. Any little life moment that would feel unbelievable if it happened in 2026.
September 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
In *2006* my husband went ALONE to close his bank account to move to a credit union.
The bank also closed MY account, that I'd had since I was 12 & didn't have his name on it, & gave him the money.
The CU was better, but I had to give my husband's name to get into our joint account until ~2014.
The bank also closed MY account, that I'd had since I was 12 & didn't have his name on it, & gave him the money.
The CU was better, but I had to give my husband's name to get into our joint account until ~2014.
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How Sammy, a corgi, gets up the stairs #DogsOfBluesky
September 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
How Sammy, a corgi, gets up the stairs #DogsOfBluesky
I'm warning you. It's easier to get out of a cult than it is to get away from their emails after you order from them.
You're gonna learn about evangelical holidays & going ons you can't even imagine.
You're gonna learn about evangelical holidays & going ons you can't even imagine.
IDK who needs to know this but Oriental Trading is selling one gross of Harryhausen skeletons for $25
www.orientaltrading.com/bulk-mini-ha...
www.orientaltrading.com/bulk-mini-ha...
Bulk Mini Halloween Skeleton Warrior Toy Soldiers – 144 pc | Oriental Trading
March spooky fun into Halloween celebrations with these mini skeleton warrior toy soldiers. Featuring detailed skeletal battle poses and classic army men ...
www.orientaltrading.com
September 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm warning you. It's easier to get out of a cult than it is to get away from their emails after you order from them.
You're gonna learn about evangelical holidays & going ons you can't even imagine.
You're gonna learn about evangelical holidays & going ons you can't even imagine.