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EvilNinjaPhil
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Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja

Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion

“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021

Biscuit hipster
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Anyone else up for a rootin tootin good day? Reading that back doesn’t sound great but we’re sticking with it, sunset riders!
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But is it lacklustre? | Sunset Riders
YouTube video by A Bad Education
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Pinched from Insta but this is so fucking good
September 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Proof if needed that Box Office @yesterzine.bsky.social brings the box office
September 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Beautiful. To be an 80’s camera op filming top of the pops on a crane
[1986] BBC Television Centre - An introduction training film about life in the BBC TV Camera Department.
September 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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it's amazing how much collective sacrifice these people are capable of faking for the common good of one dumb asshole
September 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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The Amiga had so many Shoot Em Ups with so many problems with them. Is this why they're so obscure? Watch and see!
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Amiga Obscure Shoot Em Ups POW!
YouTube video by Bloggos Pow
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September 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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Anyone else up for a rootin tootin good day? Reading that back doesn’t sound great but we’re sticking with it, sunset riders!
youtu.be/qxkIwvLYDVA
But is it lacklustre? | Sunset Riders
YouTube video by A Bad Education
youtu.be
September 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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mmygod
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
September 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Fine, I'll do it myself.
August 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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As a man who tried to watch every film with Roddy Piper in it and gave up after 4 films with Roddy Piper in it, Millard should be lauded for his dedication to the craft of watching things with Roddy Piper in it.
Now available for all, a VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip sifts through a(nother) snooker-based comedy masterclass, the musical ambitions of a 90's comedian, and a screeching 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper teaching Brit kids how to get abs while avoiding being sex-trafficked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sge...
VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip IV
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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September 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Ryan Stiles when Drew Carey says it's time for the Hoedown
September 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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No, The Mirage did not take bets on “Who Shot Mr. Burns.” (Vegas casinos typically do not do this on fictional TV shows that have writers.)

This is a screenshot from the scripted “Springfield's Most Wanted” TV special that aired before the episode in 1995.
September 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Actually, this is a point I don’t think I ever make clear enough.

Last War in Albion is written for a general audience. You don’t have to have read the comics. Maybe read Watchmen, but that’s it.

Also, v2 is a fine starting point. V1 is great, but you can jump on here.
Volume 2 of Last War in Albion is now available in print. The story of how Watchmen set off a magical war for the soul of Britain. Also featuring The Cuddled Little Vice, my Hugo-nominated history of Neil Gaiman’s Sandman. Written for neophytes and deep fans alike. www.amazon.com/Last-War-Alb...
September 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Also, these assholes already got *exactly* the kind of Resident Evil movie adaptation they’re clamoring for 5 years ago, and they didn’t care about it then!

They’re just being whipped up into a mindless froth by the typical ragebait factories: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Residen...
September 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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We just passed the 14th anniversary of FTL, and as it turns out, the 14th anniversary of me reinstalling an extremely out of date version of Premiere Pro and going "maybe I should give YouTube a crack?"

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Tam plays indie space-sim FTL (a Gamewank review)
YouTube video by Pleasureland
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September 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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*sits upright* Oh my God, Homer's and Ned's mother have the same name
September 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Share a television show that raised you
September 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Look say whatever you want about Ed Sheeran (because he's a cunt), but this video is very funny
September 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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Ed Sheeran was faced with an impossible situation: instantly become cool for the first time ever, or be a pathetic coward who sucks PS both options keep him so rich.
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
September 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
September 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Good grief, thanks to a video on Instagram, I've just discovered that the Criterion edition of Lone Wolf & Cub (that I've had on my shelf for about 9 years) has a secret compartment in the spine containing the blueprint for the weaponised babycart..!
September 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM