kristin evelyn
banner
evp.bsky.social
kristin evelyn
@evp.bsky.social
I’m another writer. Always strange, always fancy. A woman of great taste. Sarah Siddons Lifetime Achievement Award. I’ve had posters brain since AOL and yes I will donate it to science.
Pinned
If you like my half-formed thoughts here, you might like my fully-formed fiction. Most recent work is the interactive novel Scandal Notes:

www.choiceofgames.com/hearts-choic...
Scandal Notes
Find glamor, glitz, gossip, and love in 1920s London! You and your friends are the talk of the town—but will a malicious journalist turn the tables?
www.choiceofgames.com
Since I first heard someone say they were a ‘leaf peeper,’ I can’t stop calling them leaf perverts and it continues to amuse me each time
October 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
MUNA last night
September 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by kristin evelyn
My latest newsletter piece is out and it's packed with art, baby 😎
This year, I set out to experience one new piece of art every single day. Here is the 2nd volume in my series documenting the experience, featuring 9 artists across a broad spectrum of forms and mediums

Includes photography, illustration, animation, avant-garde film, sculpture, poetry, and music
Engaging With Art Every Day: Vol. 2
I decided to engage with a piece of art every day. Here's what came of it.
buttondown.com
September 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Billboards should be illegal
September 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
@magencubed.net I am really loving your Engaging with Art Every Day series
September 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Nirvana gets the Video Vanguard award and I begin menopause
September 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
And they all said I’m great and fine and there’s nothing to worry about
September 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
so true
September 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’ve told at least five people I sat at the table next to George Saunders yesterday in a restaurant and not a one of them knew who I meant. Literacy crisis continues.
September 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Celebrating a personal achievement by searching the term ‘Roman Roy finale Walmart shirt’ and clicking the buy button
September 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just called my cat Princess Buttlicker and I kind of wish I’d named her that.
September 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I love you, podcasts, but you cannot make me buy Quince. No clothes, no bedding. Not happening.
September 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by kristin evelyn
Marvellous photo of Tim Curry as Mozart, McKellen as Salieri
August 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
And I will always love her
August 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
can I vape in your car babe

thanks babe
August 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I CANNOT GET ANY DOPAMINE.
nothing’s working
August 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
What's she building in there?
What the hell is she building in there?

(It’s a novel.)
June 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
We all have those bands that make us feel a certain time and friction right?

Anyway Interpol came up unexpectedly in my shuffle today
June 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I don’t know what to do with what happened to me last night besides put it here and in my journal: at the Pittsburgh Symphony St. Vincent concert, she held my hand and looked into my eyes while singing the last lines of “New York.” I believe my soul left my body so let me know if you see it around.
June 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
AI can write a lot of things now, but I don’t think it could ever come up with the SCUM Manifesto and therein lies a lesson for us all.
May 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Friends who are encouraging me to watch Heated Rivalry were trying to decide over dinner which lead actor I’d prefer. I asked, “well, which one’s the meaner one?” and accidentally learned an uncomfortable truth about myself.
May 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It’s no longer an ‘elderly’ thing to say: things really did used to be better.
May 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM
On the way into work this morning I saw graffiti that said “Draft deez nuts” and I think the kids are alright
May 15, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Inattentive Plain Ritz Cracker
Low Libido Beef Burrito
May 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Thinking about doing a High Fidelity, so it’s got to be summer soon.
May 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM