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Dmitry Grozoubinski
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Author 'Why Politicians Lie About Trade' | Trade and Negotiations Explainer. Forever D&D DM.

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Morons claim Bluesky doesn't have the juice but I'm watching dozens of furries debate Ukraine-Russia and loudly cheering for a based dog fursona as they dunk repeatedly on a tankie fox.
Qorpo Aneemate: Go Team! Animated Creatures
Alt: Qorpo Aneemate: Go Team! Animated Creatures
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September 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
"Enforcing soldier masculinity through mandatory morning-boner checks" is the sort of thing an unsubtle satirist might make up about Russia.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
This feels like something we should be asking right wing politicians about, but I appreciate the media is busy demanding every leader on the left individually parse and disavow each chant overheard at a uni protest.
Just checking how Calvin Robinson and Andrew Bridgen are getting on these days....
September 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
The lesson from this week is that most of the UK media thinks Hot Fuzz is a horror movie about a woke city cop destroying a perfectly admirable local community.
September 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If it makes you feel any better many of them also memed themselves into believing a popular, spontaneous, student initiated, anti-oligarchal revolution in Ukraine was a CIA-op because otherwise they'd have to admit the US was (briefly and half-heartedly) on the right side of a war.
Western progressives can tell you about primaries for obscure municipal elections in the US but not massive social movements that democratically topple governments in the Asia-Pacific
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Trump voter:

"Fool me 23 times, shame on..."

<checks notes>

"... the libs?"
September 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I know this isn't the main point but:

The Transformers are famously undocumented immigrants hiding in America (among other places) having fled the consequences of a civil war.

Do these chuds think Megatron was in the US on an O-1 talent visa?
Today, we filed a FOIA request with DHS concerning an AI-generated image the @DHSgov X account posted this morning. The image depicts a Transformer facing a South Asian man, over a caption telling "Mr. Singh" to self-deport and get off American roads. We want the prompt.
September 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I posted this six months ago and apparently the answer was, "so fucking many".
September 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
If you're in government watching criminal-led blackshirt thugs in balaclavas wage war on the RNLI and you're hedging your bets because you're not sure who the majority of the country will side with, why do you even want to be in government?

Why would you WANT to lead people you think so little of?
September 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
lol
FT exclusive: The IMF dropped the lead candidate to become its new chief economist at the eleventh hour after he was found to have made critical remarks about the Trump administration’s economic policies, according to people briefed on the process ft.trib.al/8I7TNVM
September 10, 2026 at 9:28 AM
If Miliband's comparatively mild, caveated, and strictly targeted criticism of Israeli settler actions are enough to endanger the UK Jewish community & unleash pogroms then:

a) We've passed some point of no return.

b) Successive UK governments have utterly failed in addressing antisemitism.
September 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
1. Hilarious he needs "a source within the administration" to work out basic percentages of publicly available numbers.

2. No one in Canada thinks targeted retaliatory tariffs will destroy the US economy.

3. Trade policy is politics first, economics 7th, and for Trump the politics of this sucks.
Brian Kilmeade desperately spins Canada's new retaliatory tariffs on the US: "It adds about $20 billion. That sounds like a lot of money, but according to a source within the administration, it's .06% of our economy, and it's a lot more to theirs."
September 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
It's sometimes remarked that a lot of modern harassment, doxxing and online abuse culture draws its roots from Gamergate.

This is true, but it was also a perfect example of "legitimate concerns" reporting by mainstream outlets who should have known better.
September 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Yes, but there's a key difference.

Biden needed Republican support in the Senate (and to a lesser extent, House) to pass his legislative agenda.

Burnham has a huge majority in Parliament and the House of Lords can't stop him the way a Senate filibuster can.

He could do both but he's vibing.
This government reminds me of Joe Biden. Biden didn't want to be the prosecute Trump president, he wanted to pass an infrastructure bill. Burnham doesn't want to be the take on the hard right PM, he wants to do social care reform and devo. But you have to do the task you're set or face disaster.
Andy Burnham says he’s prepared to spend political capital on social care reform – but how does he intend to win cross-party agreement on a solution?🤝

@matildamartin.bsky.social reports
September 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were.
September 7, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I clearly lack imagination because I can't picture the kind of voter who might vote Labour in the next election but not if they come out forcefully against black-uniformed balaclava wearing thugs blockading infrastructure.

Who is this mystical beast, and are we sure s/he lives in a marginal?
September 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I did not ask for this gift of prophecy (or basic observation).
Policy Participation Trophies
We need to get better at calling out an insane double standard in how policies are talked about.
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September 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
There's an argument for calling them masked thugs, because that is factually true.

There's an argument for calling them pathetic cosplaying loser incels, also true, and laughing at them damages their tough-guy self image and hurts recruitment.

There is no argument for calling them protesters.
September 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I can understand wanting to limit the competition in one's lane.
Robert Jenrick speech today:

“We’re for grafters not grifters.”
September 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I can disperse these clowns in 30 seconds, just give me a loud speaker and the authority to collect delinquent child maintenance payments.
September 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
For your Saturday morning coffee reading:
Farage champions the wrong values, lies about them, and fails every test of competence delivering on them would require.

This scandal gives us an opportunity and the evidence to say so, and we should.

dmitryopines.substack.com/p/on-farage-...
On Farage, Values, Authenticity, and Judgement
Surprised my computer let me type his name and those nouns in the same line.
dmitryopines.substack.com
September 5, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Farage champions the wrong values, lies about them, and fails every test of competence delivering on them would require.

This scandal gives us an opportunity and the evidence to say so, and we should.

dmitryopines.substack.com/p/on-farage-...
On Farage, Values, Authenticity, and Judgement
Surprised my computer let me type his name and those nouns in the same line.
dmitryopines.substack.com
September 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I wish I could stay longer to keep discussing ways to conceal illegal foreign contributions to my political party, but I'm late to lecturing on ethics at Cambridge University where I am a live-in landlord for multiple students.
September 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is:

"Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country."

Ok.
September 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM