E.Z. Hart
@ezhart.com
Programmer, self-defense and fitness instructor, and security enthusiast.
Read things I write: https://ezhart.com
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Read things I write: https://ezhart.com
Hire me: https://codewise-llc.com
It'd be nice if scrolling the YouTube home page didn't spoil movies and TV shows for me.
Big reveals and plot points, just right there in the titles of videos about movies _which have not yet been released_.
FFS.
Big reveals and plot points, just right there in the titles of videos about movies _which have not yet been released_.
FFS.
September 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
It'd be nice if scrolling the YouTube home page didn't spoil movies and TV shows for me.
Big reveals and plot points, just right there in the titles of videos about movies _which have not yet been released_.
FFS.
Big reveals and plot points, just right there in the titles of videos about movies _which have not yet been released_.
FFS.
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whoever decided scrollbars need to be a pixel wide and unusable needs to be shot then beheaded then pissed on then shit on then scattered on the beds of their children
September 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
whoever decided scrollbars need to be a pixel wide and unusable needs to be shot then beheaded then pissed on then shit on then scattered on the beds of their children
I have like 30 Contra jokes, they might be on that shelf over there, no, not that one, you're getting closer - go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, there!
Thank you, but my joke about Super Mario World is in another castle
I have a joke about Doom but idkfa
September 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I have like 30 Contra jokes, they might be on that shelf over there, no, not that one, you're getting closer - go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, there!
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
Name a quote from a song.
September 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
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Ah, Urgency, Stubbornness, and Spite: the three musketeers of ADHD productivity hacking.
it would appear that the most effective productivity hack i have for my ADHD is "having an enemy"
September 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Ah, Urgency, Stubbornness, and Spite: the three musketeers of ADHD productivity hacking.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
make a band edible:
Ace of Basil
Ace of Basil
make a band edible:
Massive Hardtack
Massive Hardtack
make a band edible:
Gefilte Phish
Gefilte Phish
September 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
make a band edible:
Ace of Basil
Ace of Basil
My wife and I went to see this last night and I'm still giggling randomly as I remember jokes from it. Also, a musical number that _will_ get stuck in your head (in a good way).
The RiffTrax Experiments Are Back! See Sting of Death in theaters one more time this Sunday afternoon. Get tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
September 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My wife and I went to see this last night and I'm still giggling randomly as I remember jokes from it. Also, a musical number that _will_ get stuck in your head (in a good way).
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No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better
July 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better
Qtp with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
September 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Qtp with your favorite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
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Using LLMs in science for “literature review” or “summarizing" is *automated cryptogyny* olivia.science/cryptogyny/ @olivia.science
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Cryptogyny
On the systematic obfuscation of women's contributions.
olivia.science
August 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Using LLMs in science for “literature review” or “summarizing" is *automated cryptogyny* olivia.science/cryptogyny/ @olivia.science
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 23rd 2026 (Brutal), in less than 12 minutes
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August 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 23rd 2026 (Brutal), in less than 12 minutes
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Another thing "AI" stole from us: gloriously bad MS Paint edits on real estate listings.
All those not-even-close-to-realistic bright green lawns and suspiciously blue skies lost, like tears in the rain.
All those not-even-close-to-realistic bright green lawns and suspiciously blue skies lost, like tears in the rain.
August 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Another thing "AI" stole from us: gloriously bad MS Paint edits on real estate listings.
All those not-even-close-to-realistic bright green lawns and suspiciously blue skies lost, like tears in the rain.
All those not-even-close-to-realistic bright green lawns and suspiciously blue skies lost, like tears in the rain.
The freedom of not worrying about typefaces on my website: ezhart.com/posts/switch...
Switching to the System Font Stack
I stopped sweating my web font choices and update my website to use the system font stack.
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August 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The freedom of not worrying about typefaces on my website: ezhart.com/posts/switch...
This is some real "discount on your next haircut because the barber cut your ear" energy.
Acknowledging that General Dynamics failed to “meet contract specifications,” the Army told ProPublica it will recover funding for the project by getting unspecified discounts from General Dynamics on production orders.
August 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This is some real "discount on your next haircut because the barber cut your ear" energy.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 14th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 20 minutes
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August 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 14th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 20 minutes
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 13th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes
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August 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 13th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes
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August 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 15 minutes
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 6th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes
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August 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 6th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes
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I would pay so much extra for a washing machine that did this.
URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)?
August 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I would pay so much extra for a washing machine that did this.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 8 minutes
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August 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 8 minutes
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 4th 2026 (Medium), in less than 14 minutes
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August 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 4th 2026 (Medium), in less than 14 minutes
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The "pharmacy line data sharing" lament from @danhon.com last week got me (over)thinking how to solve the problem without making surveillance worse: ezhart.com/posts/how-lo...
Can We Measure the Pharmacy Line Without Getting Creepy?
Thoughts on solving problems with old technology to help us avoid further sliding into the surveillance dystopia.
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August 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The "pharmacy line data sharing" lament from @danhon.com last week got me (over)thinking how to solve the problem without making surveillance worse: ezhart.com/posts/how-lo...
August 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM