E.Z. Hart
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E.Z. Hart
@ezhart.com
Programmer, self-defense and fitness instructor, and security enthusiast.
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Feminize a band name

GWARia Steinem
September 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Have you gotten the texts that "accidentally" swap 83 and 84 yet? I can't tell if they're real or a genuine screw up by the PACs.
September 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Perhaps one that flips open and inside there's candy.
September 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
TIL what a sillcock key is. Added to the "to buy" list.
September 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
make a band edible:

Ginuwine Gums
Elvis Pretzely

Okay I need to stop now, it's late.
Marcy Playground Beef
September 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
make a band edible:

Bananas Foster the People
September 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Man, I'm gonna be thinking about how clever this one was for days. [claps slowly in appreciation] Well done.
September 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Again I implore BlueSky to add a "reluctant slow clap" button next to "like".
September 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Tramp Stamp:

All the symbols from the Care Bears' tummies.
September 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This would be a great "let's see how you think" interview question. Way more fun than "how many ping-pong balls fit in a 747".
September 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
We're 4 seasons into Slow Horses and almost every episode my wife or I say "who's that actor" and the other says "dunno, maybe they were on an ep of Doctor Who" and they pretty much always are.
August 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Lousy Smarch weather!
August 25, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I love the idea of a gorgeous put together character only realizing they're a cyborg halfway through a film, and everyone else being like "look at yourself, it's 7 AM, what did you think was happening?"
August 24, 2026 at 4:41 AM