Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
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•Fairy Bitch
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•Incredibly Stressful
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•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Equally known and unknowable
•LCSW
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The true Marie Kondo challenge begins and ends with your closet. It always comes down to your clothes. The way some of us will lug around 50 lbs of tee shirts for no reason, it's obscene.
October 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The true Marie Kondo challenge begins and ends with your closet. It always comes down to your clothes. The way some of us will lug around 50 lbs of tee shirts for no reason, it's obscene.
The patience and self-discipline it takes to develop a quality capsule wardrobe is honestly the ultimate test of adulthood.
Yes, even more than becoming a parent and raising children.
Yes, even more than becoming a parent and raising children.
October 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The patience and self-discipline it takes to develop a quality capsule wardrobe is honestly the ultimate test of adulthood.
Yes, even more than becoming a parent and raising children.
Yes, even more than becoming a parent and raising children.
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It's once again that time of the week where I explain to autists that jokes are a rhetorical device of which the entire point is not to interpret them as literal facts or truths.
October 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It's once again that time of the week where I explain to autists that jokes are a rhetorical device of which the entire point is not to interpret them as literal facts or truths.
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I'm genuinely tired of being the only genius in the thread
October 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I'm genuinely tired of being the only genius in the thread
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Actually no, I'm not a cranky old lady, 𝒥𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 .
October 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Actually no, I'm not a cranky old lady, 𝒥𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 .
Has anyone read The Unseen??
I'm very stressed out
I'm very stressed out
October 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Has anyone read The Unseen??
I'm very stressed out
I'm very stressed out
I'm genuinely tired of being the only genius in the thread
October 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I'm genuinely tired of being the only genius in the thread
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Friendly reminder: if you're feeling overheated, you can always take off your pants. No one is going to stop you.
October 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Friendly reminder: if you're feeling overheated, you can always take off your pants. No one is going to stop you.
Actually no, I'm not a cranky old lady, 𝒥𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 .
October 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Actually no, I'm not a cranky old lady, 𝒥𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 .
It's once again that time of the week where I explain to autists that jokes are a rhetorical device of which the entire point is not to interpret them as literal facts or truths.
October 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It's once again that time of the week where I explain to autists that jokes are a rhetorical device of which the entire point is not to interpret them as literal facts or truths.
Imagine being a gay ass gay actor who has to spend 14 hours of every day all emotionally attuned and creatively self-aware, but still trying to convince everyone that you're a "republican." You're not a republican, you're not even political, you're just a narcissistic gay jack ass.
October 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Imagine being a gay ass gay actor who has to spend 14 hours of every day all emotionally attuned and creatively self-aware, but still trying to convince everyone that you're a "republican." You're not a republican, you're not even political, you're just a narcissistic gay jack ass.
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I've always wanted to see a movie starring the same actors over the course of 20 years, and then fucking Richard Linklater came along and said, "yeagg! let's do that for the film adaptation of the musical, Merrily We Roll Along!"
October 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I've always wanted to see a movie starring the same actors over the course of 20 years, and then fucking Richard Linklater came along and said, "yeagg! let's do that for the film adaptation of the musical, Merrily We Roll Along!"
It's just before 6pm, this seems like the right time go to bed.
October 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It's just before 6pm, this seems like the right time go to bed.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
October 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
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Like OH I'm so SORRY, my bad, I didnt realize the cockroach stressing about the subway schedule is about WWII.
October 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Like OH I'm so SORRY, my bad, I didnt realize the cockroach stressing about the subway schedule is about WWII.
Don't socially police me, Rachel.
Ok. Well now you know. No need to get defensive.
October 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Don't socially police me, Rachel.
Apparently, people online will feel incredibly insulted by other people online for not knowing that a surrealist piece of fiction is specifically about Nazism and the Jewish diaspora, even as the person was not being disrespectful, just playful.
That's where we're at right now.
That's where we're at right now.
October 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Apparently, people online will feel incredibly insulted by other people online for not knowing that a surrealist piece of fiction is specifically about Nazism and the Jewish diaspora, even as the person was not being disrespectful, just playful.
That's where we're at right now.
That's where we're at right now.
Correctly use a semicolon followed by no punctuation to complete the secondary sentence just to spite them
October 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Correctly use a semicolon followed by no punctuation to complete the secondary sentence just to spite them
Has anyone thought to try this?
discourse, but make it good
October 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Has anyone thought to try this?
I've always wanted to see a movie starring the same actors over the course of 20 years, and then fucking Richard Linklater came along and said, "yeagg! let's do that for the film adaptation of the musical, Merrily We Roll Along!"
October 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I've always wanted to see a movie starring the same actors over the course of 20 years, and then fucking Richard Linklater came along and said, "yeagg! let's do that for the film adaptation of the musical, Merrily We Roll Along!"
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We're all in this alone, together.
October 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
We're all in this alone, together.
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Doing my best to refrain from politely liking a post after I just commented in the replies that it upset me.
I will not mold myself into someone more agreeable for the TL.
I will not mold myself into someone more agreeable for the TL.
October 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Doing my best to refrain from politely liking a post after I just commented in the replies that it upset me.
I will not mold myself into someone more agreeable for the TL.
I will not mold myself into someone more agreeable for the TL.
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Hey TL is this true?
yeah you wouldn’t think it but i’ve been surprisingly close to a woman
October 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Hey TL is this true?
Friendly reminder: if you're feeling overheated, you can always take off your pants. No one is going to stop you.
October 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Friendly reminder: if you're feeling overheated, you can always take off your pants. No one is going to stop you.