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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾
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The true Marie Kondo challenge begins and ends with your closet. It always comes down to your clothes. The way some of us will lug around 50 lbs of tee shirts for no reason, it's obscene.
October 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The true Marie Kondo challenge begins and ends with your closet. It always comes down to your clothes. The way some of us will lug around 50 lbs of tee shirts for no reason, it's obscene.
October 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
To this day I don't know how I managed to get someone to buy that shitty polyester sweater from Aerie, but I did it, by god.
October 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
So it better last forever and look good through every changing trend and season, or else you're a complete loser who doesn't get it.
October 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Second of all, the slow increments of quality goods. A blouse, two weeks later, a skirt, 4 weeks later a knit sweater, 6 weeks later another blouse, and on and on it goes for probably three years if you're doing it right. And then when you're done. You're done. You just live with it until you die.
October 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
First of all, the selling of essentially every article of clothing and pairs of shoes I previously owned. Y'all couldn't do it.
October 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Like I know the majority of you don't have what it takes.
October 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
True lol 💋
October 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Oh my god, look everyone, it's a bit, I can hardly believe my eyes !!!
October 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I need a break. I'm tired.
October 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
You're welcome. Someone needs to check in.
October 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
THEY JUST GET OFF ON TRICKING HOT GIRLS INTO DOING INTELLECTUAL LABOR. THE SICK FUCKS.
October 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
-profession where your job entirely relies on investment in the arts only to turnaround and disavow all their profession's virtues and necessities?
Conservative actors are literally not culturally who they even claim to be. They are a walking contradiction.
October 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
This is rhetorical. It's a joke about republican actors overcompensating due to some ridiculous compulsion to signal a conservative public persona, despite who they actually are: a theater actor, who transitioned into film & tv. Because why would someone work in a historically queer & creative
October 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Yeah like don't invite me to the park, I don't want to have to put on sunblock five times over the course of 3 hours.
October 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
NO.
October 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM