Fataclysm
@fataclysm.bsky.social
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless Manhattan?
• coffee first, period. then the rest
• punk rock
• enthusiastic about whiskey
• i've owned more 70s vans than you
• london, ontario
• all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself
• coffee first, period. then the rest
• punk rock
• enthusiastic about whiskey
• i've owned more 70s vans than you
• london, ontario
• all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself
We didn't really think there was ever going to be a deal, did we?
They'll just keep moving the goalpost until Master tires or soils Himself. Or both.
#tariffs
#CanadaStrong
They'll just keep moving the goalpost until Master tires or soils Himself. Or both.
#tariffs
#CanadaStrong
August 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We didn't really think there was ever going to be a deal, did we?
They'll just keep moving the goalpost until Master tires or soils Himself. Or both.
#tariffs
#CanadaStrong
They'll just keep moving the goalpost until Master tires or soils Himself. Or both.
#tariffs
#CanadaStrong
Breaking: Over 1200 guns and 500 pounds of cocaine have passed into Canada over Gordie Howe Bridge.
The Americans really need to tighten their weak borders.
#GordieHoweBridge
#Guns
#Cocaine
#WeakBorders
The Americans really need to tighten their weak borders.
#GordieHoweBridge
#Guns
#Cocaine
#WeakBorders
July 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Breaking: Over 1200 guns and 500 pounds of cocaine have passed into Canada over Gordie Howe Bridge.
The Americans really need to tighten their weak borders.
#GordieHoweBridge
#Guns
#Cocaine
#WeakBorders
The Americans really need to tighten their weak borders.
#GordieHoweBridge
#Guns
#Cocaine
#WeakBorders
July 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
July 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Whatever happened to Him shutting down the new Windsor-Detroit bridge? I'm guessing His meds kicked in but can find no new news online.
#EpsteinFiles
#DozeyDonald
#Trump
#Windsor-DetroitBridge
#Meds
#TeddyDoosevelt
#EpsteinFiles
#DozeyDonald
#Trump
#Windsor-DetroitBridge
#Meds
#TeddyDoosevelt
March 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Whatever happened to Him shutting down the new Windsor-Detroit bridge? I'm guessing His meds kicked in but can find no new news online.
#EpsteinFiles
#DozeyDonald
#Trump
#Windsor-DetroitBridge
#Meds
#TeddyDoosevelt
#EpsteinFiles
#DozeyDonald
#Trump
#Windsor-DetroitBridge
#Meds
#TeddyDoosevelt
"This is fantastic," says MapleMaga as he fills up his gastank and breathes through his mouth.
#TanksAlot
#GasPrices
#Mouthbreather
#NoNewWars
#Obliterated
#TanksAlot
#GasPrices
#Mouthbreather
#NoNewWars
#Obliterated
March 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"This is fantastic," says MapleMaga as he fills up his gastank and breathes through his mouth.
#TanksAlot
#GasPrices
#Mouthbreather
#NoNewWars
#Obliterated
#TanksAlot
#GasPrices
#Mouthbreather
#NoNewWars
#Obliterated
Breaking: President sends security team to new Trump Gordie Howe Bridge:
#Bridge
#GordieHoweBridge
#IdiotPresident
#Trump
#Bridge
#GordieHoweBridge
#IdiotPresident
#Trump
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Breaking: President sends security team to new Trump Gordie Howe Bridge:
#Bridge
#GordieHoweBridge
#IdiotPresident
#Trump
#Bridge
#GordieHoweBridge
#IdiotPresident
#Trump
For the record, I've ALWAYS thought that Kid Rock's music sucked.
Greasy lookin' 40oz pourin' sonofabitch!
#Sonofabitch
#KidRock
Greasy lookin' 40oz pourin' sonofabitch!
#Sonofabitch
#KidRock
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
For the record, I've ALWAYS thought that Kid Rock's music sucked.
Greasy lookin' 40oz pourin' sonofabitch!
#Sonofabitch
#KidRock
Greasy lookin' 40oz pourin' sonofabitch!
#Sonofabitch
#KidRock
Oh, boy! The right are going to hate this! You know, because they're so strong and unoffendable?
#BadBunny
#Superbowl
#BadBunny
#Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Oh, boy! The right are going to hate this! You know, because they're so strong and unoffendable?
#BadBunny
#Superbowl
#BadBunny
#Superbowl
Watching Question Period: All the politicos are fighting about food prices.
Are *ANY* of them blaming corporate greed and yearly CEO bonuses in the multi-millions?
No. No, they are not.
#EatTheRich
#KillThePoor
#CorporateGreed
#QuestionPeriod
Are *ANY* of them blaming corporate greed and yearly CEO bonuses in the multi-millions?
No. No, they are not.
#EatTheRich
#KillThePoor
#CorporateGreed
#QuestionPeriod
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Watching Question Period: All the politicos are fighting about food prices.
Are *ANY* of them blaming corporate greed and yearly CEO bonuses in the multi-millions?
No. No, they are not.
#EatTheRich
#KillThePoor
#CorporateGreed
#QuestionPeriod
Are *ANY* of them blaming corporate greed and yearly CEO bonuses in the multi-millions?
No. No, they are not.
#EatTheRich
#KillThePoor
#CorporateGreed
#QuestionPeriod
Buzz says the super-ready-to-collapse-any-minute-now roof at the ontario science center is still 100% roofing even after 50+ centimeters of snow in Toronto.
Weird to think that Doug would have gotten it #$O wrong for #$OME rea$on.
Unless....it was all a lie.
#DougFord
#OSC
#DougFordIsCrooked
Weird to think that Doug would have gotten it #$O wrong for #$OME rea$on.
Unless....it was all a lie.
#DougFord
#OSC
#DougFordIsCrooked
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Buzz says the super-ready-to-collapse-any-minute-now roof at the ontario science center is still 100% roofing even after 50+ centimeters of snow in Toronto.
Weird to think that Doug would have gotten it #$O wrong for #$OME rea$on.
Unless....it was all a lie.
#DougFord
#OSC
#DougFordIsCrooked
Weird to think that Doug would have gotten it #$O wrong for #$OME rea$on.
Unless....it was all a lie.
#DougFord
#OSC
#DougFordIsCrooked
Doug Ford talking about "not being consulted" and being "disrespected."
That's rich. Bee-eating putz.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#FordGovernment
That's rich. Bee-eating putz.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#FordGovernment
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Doug Ford talking about "not being consulted" and being "disrespected."
That's rich. Bee-eating putz.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#FordGovernment
That's rich. Bee-eating putz.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#FordGovernment
"Carney has to support our auto jobs first. I wasn't even consulted about this. Ontario first," shouts Doug Ford, who leased Ontario Place to an Austrian company for 99 years with barely a step of consultation even though, like...nobody wants a damn spa there anyways.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"Carney has to support our auto jobs first. I wasn't even consulted about this. Ontario first," shouts Doug Ford, who leased Ontario Place to an Austrian company for 99 years with barely a step of consultation even though, like...nobody wants a damn spa there anyways.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
Breaking: Doug Ford briefly emerges from 14 week vacation to foreclose on local orphanage.
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
#Yutz
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
#Yutz
#DougFordIsCorrupt
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Doug Ford briefly emerges from 14 week vacation to foreclose on local orphanage.
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
#Yutz
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFord
#FordGovernment
#Yutz
#DougFordIsCorrupt
It's THE greatest day of the year to remind everybody that Alex Jones is a piss swallowing shit eating mouthbreathing scumbag with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth.
* sips coffee
#AlexJonesIsScum
#SandyHook
#AlexJones
* sips coffee
#AlexJonesIsScum
#SandyHook
#AlexJones
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's THE greatest day of the year to remind everybody that Alex Jones is a piss swallowing shit eating mouthbreathing scumbag with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth.
* sips coffee
#AlexJonesIsScum
#SandyHook
#AlexJones
* sips coffee
#AlexJonesIsScum
#SandyHook
#AlexJones
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
At election time, we need to tell Doug Ford to "go find a job."
What absolute filth he is.
Also, Zee Hamid laughing at concerned citizens? Go fuck yourself, Zee.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#ZeeHamid
#Bill60
#KillThePoor
What absolute filth he is.
Also, Zee Hamid laughing at concerned citizens? Go fuck yourself, Zee.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#ZeeHamid
#Bill60
#KillThePoor
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
At election time, we need to tell Doug Ford to "go find a job."
What absolute filth he is.
Also, Zee Hamid laughing at concerned citizens? Go fuck yourself, Zee.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#ZeeHamid
#Bill60
#KillThePoor
What absolute filth he is.
Also, Zee Hamid laughing at concerned citizens? Go fuck yourself, Zee.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#ZeeHamid
#Bill60
#KillThePoor
The crew cleaning up all the spit from last night's game are telling management that they'll need an extra couple hours. "It's a full 3 feet of spit in that dugout " a disgusted worker in full protective gear tells CNN.
#Gross
#BlueJays
#Dodgers
#Spitball
#WorldSeries
#Baseball
#Gross
#BlueJays
#Dodgers
#Spitball
#WorldSeries
#Baseball
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row.
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row.
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord
Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag.
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers
Star Trek joke!
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
September 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Star Trek joke!
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked
What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?
Cannotaloupe.
#StarTrek
#MrData
...also...
#DougFordIsCrooked