Jaye Alexandrius Ferrans
@ferrans.bsky.social
Friendly neighbourhood goblin. Expert in Gender Fuckery and General Fuckery.
They/Them/That Asshole.
They/Them/That Asshole.
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joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
July 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
I've been so out of it on WWE that I thought this was a Marvel Project I missed until I read "Alpha Academy"
This show is rough
Maxxine spending that much time begging the Vision to stop reads wrong to me like c'mon, Alpha Academy are not a threat to the Vision as they stand right now you don't need to do subterfuge here if she was gonna be cruel like that she should have just been cruel out the gates
Maxxine spending that much time begging the Vision to stop reads wrong to me like c'mon, Alpha Academy are not a threat to the Vision as they stand right now you don't need to do subterfuge here if she was gonna be cruel like that she should have just been cruel out the gates
July 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I've been so out of it on WWE that I thought this was a Marvel Project I missed until I read "Alpha Academy"
I want to get Mick Foley to read the second line
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
July 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I want to get Mick Foley to read the second line
Went to see Weird Al tonight and had a great time. 10/10 show
July 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Went to see Weird Al tonight and had a great time. 10/10 show
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I've said it before: The party of creationism, homophobia, and anti-vax conspiracies is not correct on the science of trans athletes and healthcare
July 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I've said it before: The party of creationism, homophobia, and anti-vax conspiracies is not correct on the science of trans athletes and healthcare
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The trans panic and vaccine refusal are, like the Satanic Panic before them, niche beliefs seeded by fringe lunatics and built whole cloth by the media Just Asking Questions. Normal people have to be taught to think this way. They can be taught to forget.
The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.
June 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The trans panic and vaccine refusal are, like the Satanic Panic before them, niche beliefs seeded by fringe lunatics and built whole cloth by the media Just Asking Questions. Normal people have to be taught to think this way. They can be taught to forget.
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So funny how these fuckers “care about women’s sports” when they use that to bully trans kids but never when it comes to female athletes getting the same pay or opportunities as their male peers. Super cool
June 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
So funny how these fuckers “care about women’s sports” when they use that to bully trans kids but never when it comes to female athletes getting the same pay or opportunities as their male peers. Super cool
Toy Story 5 was fine enough but didnt really grab me the way it seems to be for others.
June 29, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Toy Story 5 was fine enough but didnt really grab me the way it seems to be for others.
News: *exists*
Jack Douglass
Jack Douglass
April 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
News: *exists*
Jack Douglass
Jack Douglass
An unexpected side effect of the Epstein files is I've seen more Welcome Back Kotter references online now than I have ever before
February 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
An unexpected side effect of the Epstein files is I've seen more Welcome Back Kotter references online now than I have ever before
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Genie: Alright a complete animated adaptation of Animorphs that is dark and violent is going to start airing in the fall, what about your other two wishes?
Me: I don't care do whatever you want
Me: I don't care do whatever you want
February 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Genie: Alright a complete animated adaptation of Animorphs that is dark and violent is going to start airing in the fall, what about your other two wishes?
Me: I don't care do whatever you want
Me: I don't care do whatever you want
NGL this is why I could never get into the Celebrity Jeopardy skits
Will Ferrell's Alex Trebek impression had basically no resemblance at all to Alex Trebek but no one complained
February 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
NGL this is why I could never get into the Celebrity Jeopardy skits
My take on the US Hockey team video is it'd be weird and cringe to party with any FBI Director after an Olympic win, but *that* FBI director and president makes is super gross
February 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
My take on the US Hockey team video is it'd be weird and cringe to party with any FBI Director after an Olympic win, but *that* FBI director and president makes is super gross
I was midway through a @simpsonstheory.bsky.social video on Family Guy and Simpsons parallel plots and suddenly it got taken down mid way through.
That's frustrating.
That's frustrating.
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I was midway through a @simpsonstheory.bsky.social video on Family Guy and Simpsons parallel plots and suddenly it got taken down mid way through.
That's frustrating.
That's frustrating.
Going back and watching old Smackdown episodes from 2003
Charlie Haas is the best talker out of the WGTT and I'm generally shocked he didn't do more in WWE.
Charlie Haas is the best talker out of the WGTT and I'm generally shocked he didn't do more in WWE.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Going back and watching old Smackdown episodes from 2003
Charlie Haas is the best talker out of the WGTT and I'm generally shocked he didn't do more in WWE.
Charlie Haas is the best talker out of the WGTT and I'm generally shocked he didn't do more in WWE.
Watching a random 2002 Smackdown and I think what makes Paul Heyman a great manager is he becomes terrified enough of his charge's opponents for both of them so the charge can no sell the fear and look stronger.
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Watching a random 2002 Smackdown and I think what makes Paul Heyman a great manager is he becomes terrified enough of his charge's opponents for both of them so the charge can no sell the fear and look stronger.
I saw "Is This Thing On?" and enjoyed it, but noticed a weird trend of non-actors appearing in prestige movies.
* Peyton Manning in ITTO?
* Tyler The Creator and Kevin O'Leary in Marty Supreme
* Ryan Bader and Bas Rutten in Smashing Machine
* Conan and ASAP Rocky in If I Had Legs, i'd kick you
* Peyton Manning in ITTO?
* Tyler The Creator and Kevin O'Leary in Marty Supreme
* Ryan Bader and Bas Rutten in Smashing Machine
* Conan and ASAP Rocky in If I Had Legs, i'd kick you
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I saw "Is This Thing On?" and enjoyed it, but noticed a weird trend of non-actors appearing in prestige movies.
* Peyton Manning in ITTO?
* Tyler The Creator and Kevin O'Leary in Marty Supreme
* Ryan Bader and Bas Rutten in Smashing Machine
* Conan and ASAP Rocky in If I Had Legs, i'd kick you
* Peyton Manning in ITTO?
* Tyler The Creator and Kevin O'Leary in Marty Supreme
* Ryan Bader and Bas Rutten in Smashing Machine
* Conan and ASAP Rocky in If I Had Legs, i'd kick you
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If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...
Trump should get in his bunker.
Trump should get in his bunker.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...
Trump should get in his bunker.
Trump should get in his bunker.
Whenever I play JoW, I try to assemble a main event scene that the online fans wouldn't complain about.
I think I did well here
I think I did well here
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Whenever I play JoW, I try to assemble a main event scene that the online fans wouldn't complain about.
I think I did well here
I think I did well here
Andrade going from WWE to AEW to WWE to AEW:
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Andrade going from WWE to AEW to WWE to AEW:
I just watched Him.
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I just watched Him.
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
Ted Wassonasong's voice sounds nothing like the original, but he's older and it makes sense that his voice would fade with age
My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ted Wassonasong's voice sounds nothing like the original, but he's older and it makes sense that his voice would fade with age
My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
August 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn