He's definitely pro-second amendment

"I am not bound to win but I am bound to be true"

The first "Kiss me and I might drop dead"

I've said it before: The party of creationism, homophobia, and anti-vax conspiracies is not correct on the science of trans athletes and healthcare

You've fought your last Foo

I read this in Tommy Wiseau's voice

I'm glad Texas has two great candidates. Ideally, one beats Paxton this year and the other beats Cruz in two years.

Black Jeopardy is and will always be the better Jeopardy sketch and I say that as a massive game show fan

That movie is so baffling in so many ways

True. I will say I can't judge the quality as I havent seen them, but I've been over Lesnar for quite a while