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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)
@figmentpudding.com
frogs, anxiety, and scandal.
cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person
https://www.figmentpudding.com
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I'm sorry for rage-posting through it, y'all. IF you followed me, hi, welcome, I do frog art mostly. Art of frogs. Sometimes other things, I might try to branch out a little in the upcoming months, yanno, pick up new skills like maybe people. For now though, frogs.
Here's a taste of what I make;
I’m getting tired of being mentally stuck but I also don’t seem to have a better solution than “try again tomorrow” but seriously this is really dragging me down, man.
October 28, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Last week: “oh hey I actually might be okay until my next market”

Brakes: *skreeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE*
October 27, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Skulks around my desk shedding and begging for attention then has the audacity to make this fuckass face when I finally give in and hold her.

(also every time my camera made a noise she twitched like I shot her, O THE DRAMA)
October 27, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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Hey remember a couple months ago when I almost died from sleep apnea and begged y'all to be checked if you have symptoms of sleep apnea?

Eric Bauza just died from sleep apnea. We were the same age. Don't ignore sleep apnea.
Do you get a full night's sleep but wake up feeling like death? Does your whole body feel off in ways you can't explain?

Research signs of Sleep Apnea. Get a sleep test. You can't diagnose it yourself, cuz you sleepin'.
October 27, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Please join us in urging Amazon to STOP selling painted woolly bats so their populations can again flourish in the wild — where they belong. ⬇️⬇️
Painted bats belong alive in the wild — not dead on walls.
Tell Amazon to stop selling painted woolly bats so their populations can again flourish in the wild — where they belong.
act.biologicaldiversity.org
October 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The words “dick” and “neck” are far too similar for voice to text.

That is all.

RIP my psyche.
October 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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This is one those things that I would never have thought I cared about that much but i am so angry that we can't even expect to have our free stupid fortune cookie fortunes anymore
For fuck’s sake
October 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Froggies are up in my shop ko-fi.com/s/ccc20fb838

I almost forgot to take a pic of their cute lil butts, shame on me
October 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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I found you an acorn

but i eated it
October 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Alone for almost a year and I still feel compelled to yell “I’m okay!” if I drop something that makes a big thump upstairs.
October 21, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Man I am very conflicted about the Carrie series.
October 19, 2026 at 10:23 AM
The ever-growing temptation to simply create a quarterly physical analog catalog to be mailed in the actual real mail because fuck all this AI bullshit invading every fucking digital pore of any possible internet usage.
October 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
An app where you register trees on your property, where people can help you identify trees you're not sure about and advise on how to maintain them, where you can give your trees names and celebrate milestones like estimated age, where you can share how they look in spring and summer and fall
October 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Another great day at #BLFC2026! We did all the artist panels we could manage, I won second in the mini speed painting contest ( @proteangeek.bsky.social won first place ), and we did colorblind painting! You can kinda tell I've never painted on canvas before, but I still think it looks neat!
October 15, 2026 at 8:02 AM
MIGHT have spent a little too long trying to scrub the bathroom ceiling
Everything smells funny right now
October 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Once again considering moving my website because I swear every time I need to just tweak something it turns into hours of anguish because nothing can just be simple 😖
October 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Starting a new blanket for my mental health
Someone made a throw like this and it looked so pretty (and my favorite color combos) so I’m working on a queen sized one, about 90”x90”
Each puff stitch row takes an hour 😵‍💫
This oughta keep me busy for a while
October 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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It's International Save the Vaquita Day! Scientists & conservationists are coming together to give a live, free symposium on all things vaquita at vaquita.day !

Come learn about the latest in vaquita news, research, and policy! I will be making an appearance to talk about #SaveTheVaquita Week too!
October 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Mural unveiling was a wild success
October 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Wheeeew I am proper fucked lol

Welp
October 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Spent the majority of today believing it was Thursday and expecting to have a whole extra day for prep for a smol market Saturday lol oops
October 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Even though I've always loved the Fall, I've also always fought with SADD this time of year.
But it was always mitigated by my family. Mom and I would ramble around to farmer's markets and pumpkin farms and buy too many cider donuts and apple cider (that we never drank all of)
October 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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There's a highly-anticipated dinosaur book you could get free shipping on before it comes out this month...
October 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Nobody says “I wanna sew lips on frogs when I grow up”
October 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
lmao I stayed up all night making wings for mothmen and haven’t sold a single one

Why did I think people wanted to buy cryptids at the cryptid festival? 🙃
October 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM