The Flott Man
@flottman.bsky.social
I always forget to like the post *before* I reply, and every time I feel bad about it, but then every time I console myself with the thought that you will see the like before the reply
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The Flott Man
@flottman.bsky.social
· Apr 30
@pftompkins.bsky.social can you get something to PTA lol
Well, I shot my shot anyway
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This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see.
We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas.
We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas.
We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
September 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see.
We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas.
We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas.
We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
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This was built over decades: The creation of a far-right media and dark money messaging ecosystem outside legacy media; a judiciary stacked with far-right judges; right-wing beach heads and professors at colleges; right-wing takeover of traditional media…
We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.
We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.
September 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This was built over decades: The creation of a far-right media and dark money messaging ecosystem outside legacy media; a judiciary stacked with far-right judges; right-wing beach heads and professors at colleges; right-wing takeover of traditional media…
We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.
We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.
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Maybe we should turn off the internet for an hour a day. If it goes well, maybe we do two hours.
September 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Maybe we should turn off the internet for an hour a day. If it goes well, maybe we do two hours.
Loving this (ongoing) cat saga!
"Hello ORANGE CAT"
"Hello ORANGE CAT"
August 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Loving this (ongoing) cat saga!
"Hello ORANGE CAT"
"Hello ORANGE CAT"
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bsky isn’t ready for this but you shouldn’t use “clanker” because it sounds dumb. genx coded. No way the robots are going to care about it, we need a term that goes harder
August 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
bsky isn’t ready for this but you shouldn’t use “clanker” because it sounds dumb. genx coded. No way the robots are going to care about it, we need a term that goes harder
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it would be funny if it weren’t so sad. hollywood needs to accept it will never top the apex of cinematic genius: the scene in better off dead (1985) when the clay hamburger sings everybody wants some. any “movie” after is vile dogshit wasting time that could have been used watching the burger sing
August 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
it would be funny if it weren’t so sad. hollywood needs to accept it will never top the apex of cinematic genius: the scene in better off dead (1985) when the clay hamburger sings everybody wants some. any “movie” after is vile dogshit wasting time that could have been used watching the burger sing
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Stephen Miller deserves to spend the rest of his natural life fighting a legal system charging him of crimes he didn't commit in a language he does not speak, alone, and without counsel:
publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…
publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…
Stephen Miller's secret campaign against helpless kids
That it's happening in the shadows doesn't make it less of a moral blight.
www.publicnotice.co
August 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Stephen Miller deserves to spend the rest of his natural life fighting a legal system charging him of crimes he didn't commit in a language he does not speak, alone, and without counsel:
publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…
publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…
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Remember when the New York Times made Claudine Gay resign over a plagarism smear campaign by Chris Rufo that found no real examples of plagarism?
I do.
I do.
August 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Remember when the New York Times made Claudine Gay resign over a plagarism smear campaign by Chris Rufo that found no real examples of plagarism?
I do.
I do.
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shout out to lone dudes fishing in city parks during random hours of the day, one of my favorite type of dudes
June 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
shout out to lone dudes fishing in city parks during random hours of the day, one of my favorite type of dudes
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Glen, is that you?
BONG
August 7, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Glen, is that you?
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Roads might sound appealing, but it’s taxpayers who subsidize streets they may never even drive on.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | Opinion
No matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.
bit.ly
August 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Roads might sound appealing, but it’s taxpayers who subsidize streets they may never even drive on.
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sometimes people get so excited to get angry they forget they can have fun
August 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
sometimes people get so excited to get angry they forget they can have fun
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the United States did a terrible job with COVID due to Dr. Fauci. He might want to listen to man who picked him for Sec. of HHS. Pres. Trump has bragged for years that the U.S. did a great job with COVID and wasn't given enough credit for it. Receipts.
August 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the United States did a terrible job with COVID due to Dr. Fauci. He might want to listen to man who picked him for Sec. of HHS. Pres. Trump has bragged for years that the U.S. did a great job with COVID and wasn't given enough credit for it. Receipts.
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Pitcher innings have declined consistently for 100 years, the ultimate result will come soon
August 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Pitcher innings have declined consistently for 100 years, the ultimate result will come soon
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Forget the scoreboard in DC. The chokepoint is in Austin.
The Office That Matters More Than The Senate Seat
Forget the scoreboard in DC. The chokepoint is in Austin.
www.lonestarleft.com
August 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Forget the scoreboard in DC. The chokepoint is in Austin.
🎶 Jimothyyy, say something sweet to meeee 🎶
Jimothy spoke in class today 🎶
July 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
🎶 Jimothyyy, say something sweet to meeee 🎶
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We’ve got an autocratic government releasing criminals to prey on the populace, we’ve got people who don’t understand the seashells, we’ve got Taco Bell as the resistance, we’re in full on Demolition Man future now hold onto yer butts
NEW: James Comey has filed a motion to dismiss his seashells indictment as an unconstitutional vindictive and selective prosecution.
July 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
We’ve got an autocratic government releasing criminals to prey on the populace, we’ve got people who don’t understand the seashells, we’ve got Taco Bell as the resistance, we’re in full on Demolition Man future now hold onto yer butts
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Burt Vehicleregistration
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Burt Vehicleregistration
Orville Whiskey-Soda
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Orville Whiskey-Soda
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Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.
June 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.
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I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.