stefan
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
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stefan
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
· Jun 10
simple way to up your sandwich game is to put the spreadable condiments (mayo, mustard, pesto, etc) on both pieces of bread
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Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
September 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Third base is when you stab him
March 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Third base is when you stab him
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Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
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my bluesky toxicity score is irrelevant because i am pure of heart
September 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
my bluesky toxicity score is irrelevant because i am pure of heart
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cat sleeping with its tongue out - call that narcoblepsy
September 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
cat sleeping with its tongue out - call that narcoblepsy
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the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
August 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
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Reacher is autistic murder MacGyver
September 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Reacher is autistic murder MacGyver
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ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
September 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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imagine how far you'd have to drive the FBI into the ground to go from being an elite agency that used to get its pick of the brightest and most qualified candidates to “let’s see if the pig and dog fuckers will want to work for us”
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine how far you'd have to drive the FBI into the ground to go from being an elite agency that used to get its pick of the brightest and most qualified candidates to “let’s see if the pig and dog fuckers will want to work for us”
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Just as the prophecy foretold, I pumped up the jam
September 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Just as the prophecy foretold, I pumped up the jam
thanks everyone who voted for me in the 38 "best" shitposters on bluesky. i love you two! 🫶🏼
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September 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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why don't they just make all shampoo tear-free?
September 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
why don't they just make all shampoo tear-free?
imagine how far you'd have to drive the FBI into the ground to go from being an elite agency that used to get its pick of the brightest and most qualified candidates to “let’s see if the pig and dog fuckers will want to work for us”
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine how far you'd have to drive the FBI into the ground to go from being an elite agency that used to get its pick of the brightest and most qualified candidates to “let’s see if the pig and dog fuckers will want to work for us”
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I think I’m being catfished for my empire of dirt
May 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I think I’m being catfished for my empire of dirt
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
Rage Against The Machine: Tom Commerford Rocking
Alt: Rage Against The Machine in a rehearsal space rocking the fuck out!
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September 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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i’m so tired of people complaining about salads. salads are beautiful, delicious, and amazing.
September 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i’m so tired of people complaining about salads. salads are beautiful, delicious, and amazing.
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panting and holding my side as i run away from reality
September 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
panting and holding my side as i run away from reality
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i'm fortunate that my hair never looks too frizzy on really humid days (bald)
September 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
i'm fortunate that my hair never looks too frizzy on really humid days (bald)
i’m so tired of people complaining about salads. salads are beautiful, delicious, and amazing.
September 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i’m so tired of people complaining about salads. salads are beautiful, delicious, and amazing.
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the stanford prison experiment. literally the poster child of ethical catastrophes
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the stanford prison experiment. literally the poster child of ethical catastrophes
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this is ed sheerans 911
September 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
this is ed sheerans 911
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September 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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I know who the slut shamer is
September 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I know who the slut shamer is
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My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us"
September 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us"
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[Cake voice]
I want a girl with an ankle anus and threeeeeeeeee rectums
I want a girl with an ankle anus and threeeeeeeeee rectums
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called?
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
September 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
[Cake voice]
I want a girl with an ankle anus and threeeeeeeeee rectums
I want a girl with an ankle anus and threeeeeeeeee rectums