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Fredison
@fredison.bsky.social
Mild-mannered video game nerd and occasional dev (he/they)

Wow, links!
https://fredison.itch.io/
https://www.twitch.tv/fredison__
https://letterboxd.com/Fredison/
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There's nothing new to say about this guy anymore, but he really is getting more and more of a Mad King every day, huh
WAPO: The architect quit “after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on a preliminary design that did not provide adequate emergency exit routes or fire-containment measures ..

.. ‘I am the code,” Trump said.”

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September 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
(arriving on a mysterious puzzle island) Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers
September 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Watching the new Resident Evil movie and going "Where's Alice?" the whole time
September 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I am enjoying the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave game for the Nintendo Switch 2
September 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
September 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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September 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?
September 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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i'd be a cringe millennial and yearn for a 2006-era internet again but i'd honestly just settle for an internet pre-GIPHY/every site having embedded "reply with a gif" shit
September 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Surprise! In about half an hour I'll be streaming a bit of FIRE EMBLEM: FORTUNE'S WEAVE where apparently Alucard fights a nun with guns, so I'm very excited to meet them. Catch me at www.twitch.tv/fredison__!
September 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Here's my bold Doctor Who pitch. I play the Doctor, and those are but a few of my iconic catchphrases:

"CHANGE! Car form!"
"I can't park on a ROOF, Donna!"
"That Dalek Titan is destroying the city! Donna, use the Sonic Hyperkey to combine me with the TARDIS!"
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
GloboTech AI Scientists warn that probability of Chip Hazard's Commando Elite going rogue and causing mayhem in your neighborhood is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
September 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
You've heard of items used in battle, get ready for:
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
September 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
September 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Here's my bold Doctor Who pitch. I play the Doctor, and those are but a few of my iconic catchphrases:

"CHANGE! Car form!"
"I can't park on a ROOF, Donna!"
"That Dalek Titan is destroying the city! Donna, use the Sonic Hyperkey to combine me with the TARDIS!"
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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the ai ceos calling for a slowdown because of agi is like when your friend who's really into conspiracy theories is like "and that's why the ruling elite is beholden to epstein" but then before you can agree, they add, "because of satanic rituals"
September 17, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby

omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
August 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
September 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I gotta say of all obligate carnivores, cats are by far my favorite
September 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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September 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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All it would take for Nintendo to ruin me financially is to make a Super Mario TCG where all of the tertiary side characters from forgotten/bad games get new bespoke artwork.

The more forgotten and one off they are, the more badly I would want the cards
September 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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I need y’all to know Sarah has been in tears and repeating “Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR” for at least ten minutes now
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR
September 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.
September 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
In Super Robot Wars 30, Banagher Links appeared as a playable pilot but never took his helmet off. This is because he had recently seen the Magic School Bus episode where Arnold gets his head frozen and was terrified it might happen to him
September 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM