Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife
@frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca
18+ | ⚠️ compte bilingue — bilingual account | your half francoAlbertaine lesbian | trophy wife | anticapitalist| PS Vita stan | settler in Amiskwaciwâskahikan | membre non officiel de le bureau des langues officielles | she/elle/it/她 | english/français中文
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bonjour mesdames et messieurs. je m’appelle Rachel. j’suis une femme demi-franco-albertaine. malheureusement, ma famille a perdu notre français pis j’ai grandi comme des anglophones. j’ai recommencé d’apprendre le français pour le rattraper.
just watched it and yeah project hail mary is a good movie
September 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM
just watched it and yeah project hail mary is a good movie
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not usually into giant women however
would.
would.
September 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
not usually into giant women however
would.
would.
someone needs to build a data centre next to a trump golf course. if we can make him hate those we might actually see a CO2 reduction between the rising cost of oil and beef
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
someone needs to build a data centre next to a trump golf course. if we can make him hate those we might actually see a CO2 reduction between the rising cost of oil and beef
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john connor: kyle you have to go back in time and fuck my mom
kyle: what?!??
john: it is imperative to the future of humanity that you fuck my mom.
kyle: if you say so man
john, pushing kyle into the time machine: and kyle, one more thing
kyle: ?
john: make sure you do it raw
kyle: what?!??
john: it is imperative to the future of humanity that you fuck my mom.
kyle: if you say so man
john, pushing kyle into the time machine: and kyle, one more thing
kyle: ?
john: make sure you do it raw
August 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
john connor: kyle you have to go back in time and fuck my mom
kyle: what?!??
john: it is imperative to the future of humanity that you fuck my mom.
kyle: if you say so man
john, pushing kyle into the time machine: and kyle, one more thing
kyle: ?
john: make sure you do it raw
kyle: what?!??
john: it is imperative to the future of humanity that you fuck my mom.
kyle: if you say so man
john, pushing kyle into the time machine: and kyle, one more thing
kyle: ?
john: make sure you do it raw
my wife will be here in at most 48 hours and if we’re lucky it’l be late tomorrow night
September 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
my wife will be here in at most 48 hours and if we’re lucky it’l be late tomorrow night
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movie about a nun who realizes she’s a lesbian and leaves the convent but has to go back because she is in love with the abess. the movie is called Force of Habit
April 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
movie about a nun who realizes she’s a lesbian and leaves the convent but has to go back because she is in love with the abess. the movie is called Force of Habit
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i need to up my eccentric lesbian aunt game. maybe i should get into crystals 🤔
May 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i need to up my eccentric lesbian aunt game. maybe i should get into crystals 🤔
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having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor
September 25, 2026 at 7:51 AM
having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor
almost a year later and i think this is maybe my best post
*sitting down in front of a macbook air*
it’s a unix system. i know this
it’s a unix system. i know this
September 24, 2026 at 9:58 PM
almost a year later and i think this is maybe my best post
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jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
September 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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look at my pilot bruh i'm landing safe and sound and getting a trading card of the plane as i deboard
Stay mad. 🛫
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
look at my pilot bruh i'm landing safe and sound and getting a trading card of the plane as i deboard
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the rationalist sex cult is doing elder abuse to bernie samders to make him sponsor a bill that completely prevents any competitors from doing linear algebra without explicit us government consent
September 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
the rationalist sex cult is doing elder abuse to bernie samders to make him sponsor a bill that completely prevents any competitors from doing linear algebra without explicit us government consent
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there is no conversation about the homos and our business that the newspapers need to be looped in on. that’s like the really important thing. “it described a real phenomenon and the conversation needs to occur” not with the fucking boston globe in the room it doesn’t
September 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
there is no conversation about the homos and our business that the newspapers need to be looped in on. that’s like the really important thing. “it described a real phenomenon and the conversation needs to occur” not with the fucking boston globe in the room it doesn’t
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Reminding everyone: if you have beef with he/him lesbians you can go kick rocks
September 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Reminding everyone: if you have beef with he/him lesbians you can go kick rocks
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There's a decent paycheck waiting for any cis writer who wants to write chin-stroking articles about trans 'issues,' but a couple of quarters and a cigarette butt for the trans writers standing on the media corner with the sign reading "Will write about my people for food."
Pretty disgusting that you get paid to shovel out this slop, but way more disgusting that you make time to harass the people you're writing about for the pure love of the game.
September 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
There's a decent paycheck waiting for any cis writer who wants to write chin-stroking articles about trans 'issues,' but a couple of quarters and a cigarette butt for the trans writers standing on the media corner with the sign reading "Will write about my people for food."
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how in the hell is spy still above $700? it makes no sense.
September 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
how in the hell is spy still above $700? it makes no sense.
the year is 2014. a university aged boy is listening to Macintosh Plus’ Floral Shoppe
the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up
the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up
September 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the year is 2014. a university aged boy is listening to Macintosh Plus’ Floral Shoppe
the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up
the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up
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do you guys think wizards will sometimes hang out and pretend they can only cast level 1 spells. do you think they call it mage regressing.
September 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
do you guys think wizards will sometimes hang out and pretend they can only cast level 1 spells. do you think they call it mage regressing.
i cannot be the only one who thinks reacher reads as incredibly autistic right?
September 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
i cannot be the only one who thinks reacher reads as incredibly autistic right?
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carney being asked in parliament if he's going to reinstate the digital services and cancon streaming tax now that the trade negotiations have broken down and just replying "no" really sums the dude up. he's doing centre right neoliberal shit for the simple love of the game.
September 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM
carney being asked in parliament if he's going to reinstate the digital services and cancon streaming tax now that the trade negotiations have broken down and just replying "no" really sums the dude up. he's doing centre right neoliberal shit for the simple love of the game.