Friendly Sex Shop Worker
@friendlysexshopman.bsky.social
Reposting the Friendly Sex Shop Worker videos as well as information on future videos and the upcoming book!
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How do you celebrate when Pride and an anime convention are happening at the same time?
August 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
How do you celebrate when Pride and an anime convention are happening at the same time?
June 23, 2026 at 6:42 AM
In videos and in the book, I talk about supplement pills you can find at sex shops. Some are just energy supplements. When pills promising Viagra/Cialis results are behind the counter? Steer clear of them!
youtube.com/shorts/r_36s...
youtube.com/shorts/r_36s...
"Male-Enhancement" Supplement Accident 🥶
YouTube video by Chubbyemu
youtube.com
April 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
In videos and in the book, I talk about supplement pills you can find at sex shops. Some are just energy supplements. When pills promising Viagra/Cialis results are behind the counter? Steer clear of them!
youtube.com/shorts/r_36s...
youtube.com/shorts/r_36s...
PSA Time! When a retail employee tells you they are closing in X amount of minutes, this means you have that quantity of time to get what you came for and leave to enjoy your evening. Dicking around for that amount of time, especially without buying anything, makes you an asshole. Thanks!
April 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
PSA Time! When a retail employee tells you they are closing in X amount of minutes, this means you have that quantity of time to get what you came for and leave to enjoy your evening. Dicking around for that amount of time, especially without buying anything, makes you an asshole. Thanks!
I hate my job.
April 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I hate my job.
Laying out the book for a reflowable epub is the fastest part of this whole thing. Holy crap that's done!
a kermit the frog is sitting on a desk with a laptop
Alt: a kermit the frog is sitting on a desk with a laptop, waving and cheering
media.tenor.com
March 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Laying out the book for a reflowable epub is the fastest part of this whole thing. Holy crap that's done!
Good news!! The illustrations for the book are done! Tonight, I'm going to start layout for Print On Demand and EPUB variations. Self publishing will be easier than getting an agent with this subject.
As much as I don't want to use KDP for the physical edition, it may be the accessible option.
As much as I don't want to use KDP for the physical edition, it may be the accessible option.
March 30, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Good news!! The illustrations for the book are done! Tonight, I'm going to start layout for Print On Demand and EPUB variations. Self publishing will be easier than getting an agent with this subject.
As much as I don't want to use KDP for the physical edition, it may be the accessible option.
As much as I don't want to use KDP for the physical edition, it may be the accessible option.
Sometimes dildos aren't for self pleasure but for breaking the ice without breaking the bank! This is where TPE and low cost PVC dildos really shine!
Just be sure to dispose of them properly. Be safe!
Just be sure to dispose of them properly. Be safe!
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-... This happened today in Minneapolis - the effective use of dildos in a social protest against dicks - extremely funny article
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Sometimes dildos aren't for self pleasure but for breaking the ice without breaking the bank! This is where TPE and low cost PVC dildos really shine!
Just be sure to dispose of them properly. Be safe!
Just be sure to dispose of them properly. Be safe!
I don't often open on weekdays, but I am this week due to scheduling requirements and it has been very slow today which is obviously disconcerting for any business.
That said, my own projection models for the last month and a half have been incredibly out of whack. It's weeks of feast or famine. 🪡
That said, my own projection models for the last month and a half have been incredibly out of whack. It's weeks of feast or famine. 🪡
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I don't often open on weekdays, but I am this week due to scheduling requirements and it has been very slow today which is obviously disconcerting for any business.
That said, my own projection models for the last month and a half have been incredibly out of whack. It's weeks of feast or famine. 🪡
That said, my own projection models for the last month and a half have been incredibly out of whack. It's weeks of feast or famine. 🪡
Hey y'all!
Since it's the week leading up to Valentine's Day, I'm gonna give you a good buyer's guide to help you pick out what to get your significant other! 🪡
1) Gift card/certificate. Autonomy is sexy and shows you care about their needs. Get it in advance and make a date shopping together!
Since it's the week leading up to Valentine's Day, I'm gonna give you a good buyer's guide to help you pick out what to get your significant other! 🪡
1) Gift card/certificate. Autonomy is sexy and shows you care about their needs. Get it in advance and make a date shopping together!
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Hey y'all!
Since it's the week leading up to Valentine's Day, I'm gonna give you a good buyer's guide to help you pick out what to get your significant other! 🪡
1) Gift card/certificate. Autonomy is sexy and shows you care about their needs. Get it in advance and make a date shopping together!
Since it's the week leading up to Valentine's Day, I'm gonna give you a good buyer's guide to help you pick out what to get your significant other! 🪡
1) Gift card/certificate. Autonomy is sexy and shows you care about their needs. Get it in advance and make a date shopping together!
When Lubricant Becomes Lubri-Don't
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
When Lubricant Becomes Lubri-Don't
An After Dark episode on what to do when you buy leather goods at a general sex shop!
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 AM
An After Dark episode on what to do when you buy leather goods at a general sex shop!
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
A very big announcement!! Yeeee!!
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
A very big announcement!! Yeeee!!
OMG What even is this thing? Who is it for? And does OMG even exist anymore? New video time!
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
OMG What even is this thing? Who is it for? And does OMG even exist anymore? New video time!
Tentaclaus and I would like to wish you all very happy holidays, whether they've just passed (Hanukkah, Yule) or are pending (Xmas, New Years)! Be safe, have fun, see you in the store! Today is the last day for the holiday playlist!
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tentaclaus and I would like to wish you all very happy holidays, whether they've just passed (Hanukkah, Yule) or are pending (Xmas, New Years)! Be safe, have fun, see you in the store! Today is the last day for the holiday playlist!
Hi everybody! I know it's been a bit so I'll explain what's up:
The studio stuff has arrived for the new videos. I'm still working on scripts to get them right.
I'm editing the book, page by page, and there are a lot of changes to make!
I put out an album called Felt...
But...
The studio stuff has arrived for the new videos. I'm still working on scripts to get them right.
I'm editing the book, page by page, and there are a lot of changes to make!
I put out an album called Felt...
But...
Felt, by The Disintegrationist
14 track album
disintegrationist.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hi everybody! I know it's been a bit so I'll explain what's up:
The studio stuff has arrived for the new videos. I'm still working on scripts to get them right.
I'm editing the book, page by page, and there are a lot of changes to make!
I put out an album called Felt...
But...
The studio stuff has arrived for the new videos. I'm still working on scripts to get them right.
I'm editing the book, page by page, and there are a lot of changes to make!
I put out an album called Felt...
But...
This is just a friendly reminder to be kind and patient to retail workers today. Thanks!
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is just a friendly reminder to be kind and patient to retail workers today. Thanks!
Reposted by Friendly Sex Shop Worker
Hey you know what would be awesome?
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
small town gay bar redux
‘small town gay bar’ is a documentary about two bars in the Deep South fighting for diversity in the face of adversity
www.kickstarter.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey you know what would be awesome?
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
Since I like stepping into sex shops when I travel, I really want to give a shout-out to Wicked Wanda's in Ottawa for their hospitality and the pelvic floor discussion!
www.wickedwandas.ca
www.wickedwandas.ca
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November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Since I like stepping into sex shops when I travel, I really want to give a shout-out to Wicked Wanda's in Ottawa for their hospitality and the pelvic floor discussion!
www.wickedwandas.ca
www.wickedwandas.ca
On the train for a day trip, editing the book.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
On the train for a day trip, editing the book.
I know I'm recycling previous costumes, but i can't see shit out of the Adam Maitland costume.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I know I'm recycling previous costumes, but i can't see shit out of the Adam Maitland costume.
After a few months, a concussion, and an album, it's time to edit!
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
After a few months, a concussion, and an album, it's time to edit!
Double enders can be crass or class,
But should not be inserted into ones' ass
Without a flared base, it'll disappear fast
And you'll need medical help to get it to pass
But should not be inserted into ones' ass
Without a flared base, it'll disappear fast
And you'll need medical help to get it to pass
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Double enders can be crass or class,
But should not be inserted into ones' ass
Without a flared base, it'll disappear fast
And you'll need medical help to get it to pass
But should not be inserted into ones' ass
Without a flared base, it'll disappear fast
And you'll need medical help to get it to pass
Hi everybody!! I know it's been a bit and a half as I was recovering and focusing on a different creative endeavor for a month (disintegrationist.bandcamp.com) but I have some exciting news! We ordered a bunch of studio equipment so I can start working on new videos soon 👷🏻♂️❤️
Felt, by The Disintegrationist
14 track album
disintegrationist.bandcamp.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hi everybody!! I know it's been a bit and a half as I was recovering and focusing on a different creative endeavor for a month (disintegrationist.bandcamp.com) but I have some exciting news! We ordered a bunch of studio equipment so I can start working on new videos soon 👷🏻♂️❤️