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· Apr 14
just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭
its good to see Lucasfilm isn't using AI
Lucasfilm has released a congratulations card for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ passing ‘THE FORCE AWAKENS’ as the highest grossing film of all time domestically.
“Impressive. Most Impressive.”
“Impressive. Most Impressive.”
September 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
its good to see Lucasfilm isn't using AI
The President says the pants shitting will continue until morale improves
September 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The President says the pants shitting will continue until morale improves
Wow. Another huge blow to Ed Sheeran after acoustic guitar drops from his tour
September 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wow. Another huge blow to Ed Sheeran after acoustic guitar drops from his tour
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One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
September 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
I can't wait lose all my money on prediction markets using this bad boy. Look at all that space to predict!
September 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I can't wait lose all my money on prediction markets using this bad boy. Look at all that space to predict!
Everyone’s got an AI lookin’ friend. Just a default NPC of a person. But we love ‘em!
September 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Everyone’s got an AI lookin’ friend. Just a default NPC of a person. But we love ‘em!
DLSS 5 Kirby hits different
September 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
DLSS 5 Kirby hits different
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i’m excited to play OoT remake in 4-6 years when i can hopefully afford a Switch 2
September 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i’m excited to play OoT remake in 4-6 years when i can hopefully afford a Switch 2
fixed an egregious oversight by @criterion.bsky.social & @criterionchannl.bsky.social
September 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
fixed an egregious oversight by @criterion.bsky.social & @criterionchannl.bsky.social
she's a little too grande and he's a little too de niro
this is fucking me up, i know ariana grande and robert deniro aren't sized that way relative to one another
New poster for 'Focker In-Law’ has been released.
September 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
she's a little too grande and he's a little too de niro
they could’ve fit a whole ‘nother guy in the trojan horse if they built it a big girthy hog
September 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
they could’ve fit a whole ‘nother guy in the trojan horse if they built it a big girthy hog
tonight’s screenmaxxing lineup:
Battle for Bikini Bottom
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Battle for Bikini Bottom
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
August 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
tonight’s screenmaxxing lineup:
Battle for Bikini Bottom
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Battle for Bikini Bottom
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
tik toks be like “Why eat chocolate cake when you can have protein powder sludge??”
August 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
tik toks be like “Why eat chocolate cake when you can have protein powder sludge??”
To honor Dolly everyone shouldn't go to their 9-5 tomorrow
August 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
To honor Dolly everyone shouldn't go to their 9-5 tomorrow
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April – 1805
Ganondorf is master of Hyrule
Only the King of Red Lions stands before him
The Great Sea is now a battlefield
Ganondorf is master of Hyrule
Only the King of Red Lions stands before him
The Great Sea is now a battlefield
August 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
April – 1805
Ganondorf is master of Hyrule
Only the King of Red Lions stands before him
The Great Sea is now a battlefield
Ganondorf is master of Hyrule
Only the King of Red Lions stands before him
The Great Sea is now a battlefield
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A local slob somehow found a way to ruin his friend’s digital game.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
August 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A local slob somehow found a way to ruin his friend’s digital game.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Is it bad that I'm starting to recognize @garrykerls.bsky.social 's quality satire by title alone?
A local slob somehow found a way to ruin his friend’s digital game.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
August 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Is it bad that I'm starting to recognize @garrykerls.bsky.social 's quality satire by title alone?
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they're in hell because they never got baptized
June 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
they're in hell because they never got baptized
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Emma Frost, Luna Snow, Anna Wintour, and Elsa Frozen all team up for a cold fight in Avengers:Doomsgame
August 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Emma Frost, Luna Snow, Anna Wintour, and Elsa Frozen all team up for a cold fight in Avengers:Doomsgame
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how did they write that?
August 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
how did they write that?