Beans
@gaybeanboi.bsky.social
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Future US President (20ish years from now)
Name 5 beans right now
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Future US President (20ish years from now)
Name 5 beans right now
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
All I want is for a rich guy to tell me I'm too pretty to work and give me all his money so I can buy little treats and snacks. Is that too much to ask?!
#gay #bi #queer #shitpost #queershitpost
#gay #bi #queer #shitpost #queershitpost
July 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
All I want is for a rich guy to tell me I'm too pretty to work and give me all his money so I can buy little treats and snacks. Is that too much to ask?!
#gay #bi #queer #shitpost #queershitpost
#gay #bi #queer #shitpost #queershitpost
Meeting a boy and I'm high in the sky right now lol. Wish me luck
#shitpost #queer #bi #gay #gayshitpost
#shitpost #queer #bi #gay #gayshitpost
July 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Meeting a boy and I'm high in the sky right now lol. Wish me luck
#shitpost #queer #bi #gay #gayshitpost
#shitpost #queer #bi #gay #gayshitpost
Everything I say is always a little bit wrong. Not on purpose, my brain gets excited to spew absolute nonsense and not fact-check anything. I'm also an idiot
#gay #bi #queer #queershitpost
#shitpost #someonebemygoddamnfriend
#gay #bi #queer #queershitpost
#shitpost #someonebemygoddamnfriend
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Everything I say is always a little bit wrong. Not on purpose, my brain gets excited to spew absolute nonsense and not fact-check anything. I'm also an idiot
#gay #bi #queer #queershitpost
#shitpost #someonebemygoddamnfriend
#gay #bi #queer #queershitpost
#shitpost #someonebemygoddamnfriend
I need an extrovert to adopt me so we can become best friends and do things I'm too scared to do alone
May 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I need an extrovert to adopt me so we can become best friends and do things I'm too scared to do alone
Every time I get Uber Eats, the driver leaves it at my neighbors house across the street. So every time I have to run across the street and steal my shit off their porch like the world's worst pirate
##shitpost #gay #bi #queer #queershitpost #ubereatssucks
##shitpost #gay #bi #queer #queershitpost #ubereatssucks
May 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Every time I get Uber Eats, the driver leaves it at my neighbors house across the street. So every time I have to run across the street and steal my shit off their porch like the world's worst pirate
##shitpost #gay #bi #queer #queershitpost #ubereatssucks
##shitpost #gay #bi #queer #queershitpost #ubereatssucks
How do you make friends as adults? In school it was easy because you had no choice. Now I'd say my closest friend is my 45 year old coworker, and I don't think the feeling is mutual
##queershitpost #gay #bi #shitpost #friends
##queershitpost #gay #bi #shitpost #friends
May 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
How do you make friends as adults? In school it was easy because you had no choice. Now I'd say my closest friend is my 45 year old coworker, and I don't think the feeling is mutual
##queershitpost #gay #bi #shitpost #friends
##queershitpost #gay #bi #shitpost #friends
April 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Someone is out there doing the lords work and I'm here for it
#wegmans #LGBT #gay #bi #queershitposts
#wegmans #LGBT #gay #bi #queershitposts
April 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Someone is out there doing the lords work and I'm here for it
#wegmans #LGBT #gay #bi #queershitposts
#wegmans #LGBT #gay #bi #queershitposts
I just watched someone dip a strawberry in sour cream, and now I want to crawl out of my skin
#queetshitpost #gay #bi #shitpost
#queetshitpost #gay #bi #shitpost
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I just watched someone dip a strawberry in sour cream, and now I want to crawl out of my skin
#queetshitpost #gay #bi #shitpost
#queetshitpost #gay #bi #shitpost
Sometimes, I see birds, and they make me emotional. They are all so cool. How are things so similar also so different?
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sometimes, I see birds, and they make me emotional. They are all so cool. How are things so similar also so different?
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long ago, before the turn of the century, it was tradition that strapping young men would carry trans women on their shoulders as songstresses, bringing joy, peace, and harmony across all the lands
but then, the fire nation attacked
but then, the fire nation attacked
Sadly, I am of the generation for whom the term primarily means "transistor radio", which once led to me leaving my kids open-mouthed when I made a reference to having to carry one around with me to listen to music back in the day! 🤣
March 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
long ago, before the turn of the century, it was tradition that strapping young men would carry trans women on their shoulders as songstresses, bringing joy, peace, and harmony across all the lands
but then, the fire nation attacked
but then, the fire nation attacked
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The Good and True Word is spoken this morning. It is truly a holy day, the day of our Lord* Sunday.
Hot take: mango sucks shit
March 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Good and True Word is spoken this morning. It is truly a holy day, the day of our Lord* Sunday.
Nobody likes your posts faster than a porn bot account
February 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Nobody likes your posts faster than a porn bot account
Do you ever do something and know you're gonna get in trouble so you're just waiting to get yelled at? I rearranged the soap display so everything would fit...without asking. Gonna hear all about it
#queershitpost #queer #gay #bi #work
#queershitpost #queer #gay #bi #work
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Do you ever do something and know you're gonna get in trouble so you're just waiting to get yelled at? I rearranged the soap display so everything would fit...without asking. Gonna hear all about it
#queershitpost #queer #gay #bi #work
#queershitpost #queer #gay #bi #work
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the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
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