#queershitpost
January 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Facebook Marketplace at it's finest
#Facebook #facebookmarketplace #bi #queershitpost #gay
April 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
as a genderfluid, genderflux nonbinary person
if someone kisses me
no matter who they are or what their gender is,
they are paradoxically gay, and straight, and both, and neither....

so if someone kisses me
and says
"no homo"

what does that mean????

#latenightphilosophy #queershitpost
March 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Everything I say is always a little bit wrong. Not on purpose, my brain gets excited to spew absolute nonsense and not fact-check anything. I'm also an idiot

#gay #bi #queer #queershitpost
#shitpost #someonebemygoddamnfriend
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Do you ever do something and know you're gonna get in trouble so you're just waiting to get yelled at? I rearranged the soap display so everything would fit...without asking. Gonna hear all about it
#queershitpost #queer #gay #bi #work
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Every time I get Uber Eats, the driver leaves it at my neighbors house across the street. So every time I have to run across the street and steal my shit off their porch like the world's worst pirate
##shitpost #gay #bi #queer #queershitpost #ubereatssucks
May 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
if you like this you're a homosexual girl kisser or boy kisser #queershitpost
October 10, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Sometimes you gotta cosplay a gardener to get shit done
#gay #shitpost #bi #queer #queen #queershitpost
July 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
How do you make friends as adults? In school it was easy because you had no choice. Now I'd say my closest friend is my 45 year old coworker, and I don't think the feeling is mutual
##queershitpost #gay #bi #shitpost #friends
May 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
All I want is for a rich guy to tell me I'm too pretty to work and give me all his money so I can buy little treats and snacks. Is that too much to ask?!
#gay #bi #queer #shitpost #queershitpost
July 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM