Giraffeter
@giraffeter.bsky.social
She/her, bi-furious, maybe a real giraffe? Minors, I'm old enough to be yr mom so jot that down. Also Giraffeter on Twitter/X, Ao3, and Tumblr.
Just said “Oh my god! Ding Rong!” out loud like I’d left the stove on
I momentarily forgot about Ding Rong which is just as bad
Remember when he got to defuse a bomb for a work project as a little treat and he was SO HAPPY
Love when a little guy is weird and LOVES to be a weird little guy
I momentarily forgot about Ding Rong which is just as bad
Remember when he got to defuse a bomb for a work project as a little treat and he was SO HAPPY
Love when a little guy is weird and LOVES to be a weird little guy
May 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Just said “Oh my god! Ding Rong!” out loud like I’d left the stove on
I momentarily forgot about Ding Rong which is just as bad
Remember when he got to defuse a bomb for a work project as a little treat and he was SO HAPPY
Love when a little guy is weird and LOVES to be a weird little guy
I momentarily forgot about Ding Rong which is just as bad
Remember when he got to defuse a bomb for a work project as a little treat and he was SO HAPPY
Love when a little guy is weird and LOVES to be a weird little guy
WHAAAAAT OMG
New podfic! I'm on the Pursuit of Happiness by @giraffeter.bsky.social
E | 1 hour 10 min
Yok/Everyone | the "Yok Welcome Back to the Polycule Gangbang Fic"
archiveofourown.org/works/84150381
E | 1 hour 10 min
Yok/Everyone | the "Yok Welcome Back to the Polycule Gangbang Fic"
archiveofourown.org/works/84150381
[Podfic] I'm on the Pursuit of Happiness - shash_reads (sunkitten_shash) - เขา...ไม่ใช่ผม | Not Me (TV 2021) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
May 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
WHAAAAAT OMG
Really enjoying S2 of OPLA
Katey Segal continues to be cordially invited to get it
Katey Segal continues to be cordially invited to get it
April 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Really enjoying S2 of OPLA
Katey Segal continues to be cordially invited to get it
Katey Segal continues to be cordially invited to get it
The John Mulaney “We’re not so different, you and I” bit only instead of a small child it’s college student Pran BadBuddy talking to his dad
“For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”
“For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”
February 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The John Mulaney “We’re not so different, you and I” bit only instead of a small child it’s college student Pran BadBuddy talking to his dad
“For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”
“For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”
Project Open Arms is the real deal - if you’re trans and considering fleeing to the pacific northwest from a red state, they have a lot of great resources.
For anyone trans in Kansas in various red states, a friend of mine informed me of this. It's called Project Open Arms that helps trans people to relocate to other more safe states if they need to. So if you're in trouble, the might be your best bet. tractionpnw.org/open-arms/
Project Open Arms – TRACTION
A community project supporting trans+ red state refugees seeking sanctuary.
tractionpnw.org
February 28, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Project Open Arms is the real deal - if you’re trans and considering fleeing to the pacific northwest from a red state, they have a lot of great resources.
I think this could be the show where I finally retain the information of which one’s Aou and which one’s Boom
February 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I think this could be the show where I finally retain the information of which one’s Aou and which one’s Boom
Yesterday I was singing my little song about the space fish (It’s called “Nonstop Cool Vibes in Space”) and discovered I’ve never told my kid about the space fish
They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space
They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yesterday I was singing my little song about the space fish (It’s called “Nonstop Cool Vibes in Space”) and discovered I’ve never told my kid about the space fish
They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space
They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space
The Wheel of Time show wasn’t perfect but it did really capture Elayne’s insatiable desire to make a spectacle of herself in public
Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor
Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The Wheel of Time show wasn’t perfect but it did really capture Elayne’s insatiable desire to make a spectacle of herself in public
Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor
Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor
Ooh I want to play! Ask me my top 5 anything!
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ooh I want to play! Ask me my top 5 anything!
In some ways, Home Alone is an object lesson in the perils of the sunk cost fallacy.
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
In some ways, Home Alone is an object lesson in the perils of the sunk cost fallacy.
Had a dream the other night where I was having a lot of earwax for some reason and somebody was like “Be careful, earwax attracts bees.”
a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written on the bottom
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February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Had a dream the other night where I was having a lot of earwax for some reason and somebody was like “Be careful, earwax attracts bees.”
Am I jet-lagged no I just made up a whole backstory for a mythical beast called “baggage clam” could a jet-lagged person do that
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Am I jet-lagged no I just made up a whole backstory for a mythical beast called “baggage clam” could a jet-lagged person do that
Spouse: What’s so funny?
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Spouse: What’s so funny?
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
Mid-annual White Christmas watch and trying to think which of my blorbos would work in a White Christmas AU
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Mid-annual White Christmas watch and trying to think which of my blorbos would work in a White Christmas AU
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
Two nights ago I just had some cough syrup and I couldn’t sleep because I was coughing too much so last night I took the Quil and now I’m on the bus to work still so deep in the Quil I feel like I can’t read
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Two nights ago I just had some cough syrup and I couldn’t sleep because I was coughing too much so last night I took the Quil and now I’m on the bus to work still so deep in the Quil I feel like I can’t read
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
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intro to hockey for people excited about heated romance written by two certified canadians: www.tumblr.com/phneltwrites...
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@amailboxlemur and I, certified Canadians, have heard some people are interested in maybe writing some hockey! So here is a total beginners gui…
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November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
intro to hockey for people excited about heated romance written by two certified canadians: www.tumblr.com/phneltwrites...
Oh my god you guys remember Nie Zonghui
What. A. Guy.
What. A. Guy.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh my god you guys remember Nie Zonghui
What. A. Guy.
What. A. Guy.
Lost my thimble so made one out of painter’s tape
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lost my thimble so made one out of painter’s tape
We are still doing this in case you were wondering
Every time we see an ad for the TV show “Tracker,” Spouse and I turn to each other.
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
We are still doing this in case you were wondering
We are watching stranger things S5 and I’m pleased to report that my efforts to get Spouse to call it “eeby deeby” instead of the Upside Down appear to have stuck
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We are watching stranger things S5 and I’m pleased to report that my efforts to get Spouse to call it “eeby deeby” instead of the Upside Down appear to have stuck
This is also a great way to meet other people who care about the same things you do! Love seeing someone at a trans rights vigil and being like “Oh hey! We met yelling at the school board, how’s it going?”
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is also a great way to meet other people who care about the same things you do! Love seeing someone at a trans rights vigil and being like “Oh hey! We met yelling at the school board, how’s it going?”
Thank you @themountaingoats.bsky.social for a phenomenal show last night and especially for playing Sax Rohmer #1, one of my all-time favorite songs and a “hear it live” bucket list item for me. Still replete with happiness 9 hours later.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thank you @themountaingoats.bsky.social for a phenomenal show last night and especially for playing Sax Rohmer #1, one of my all-time favorite songs and a “hear it live” bucket list item for me. Still replete with happiness 9 hours later.
Hello I’m going to try to be on here more, I missed y’all.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hello I’m going to try to be on here more, I missed y’all.
I sang “She wears snerp snorps, I wear sneep snerps, she’s cheer captain and I’ve got my sneep snerps” to myself one time 10 years ago and the words instantly replaced the actual words to the song for me forever
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I sang “She wears snerp snorps, I wear sneep snerps, she’s cheer captain and I’ve got my sneep snerps” to myself one time 10 years ago and the words instantly replaced the actual words to the song for me forever
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?