Giraffeter
@giraffeter.bsky.social
She/her, bi-furious, maybe a real giraffe? Minors, I'm old enough to be yr mom so jot that down. Also Giraffeter on Twitter/X, Ao3, and Tumblr.
He likes to do activities which ngl is one of my favorite traits in a person
May 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
He likes to do activities which ngl is one of my favorite traits in a person
GRIPS IT GOOD he’s not gonna half-ass gripping that pigeon
May 23, 2026 at 4:32 AM
GRIPS IT GOOD he’s not gonna half-ass gripping that pigeon
He loves bones so much! Also mysterious powders! Can’t get enough of em!
May 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
He loves bones so much! Also mysterious powders! Can’t get enough of em!
The problem is Tharn wouldn’t believe him because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT
May 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The problem is Tharn wouldn’t believe him because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT
Did you read Raven scholar, I liked that one
May 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Did you read Raven scholar, I liked that one
It’s a testament to complete and utter commitment to the bit, if they swerved for a moment it would be so cringe
April 10, 2026 at 5:38 AM
It’s a testament to complete and utter commitment to the bit, if they swerved for a moment it would be so cringe
Everyone at GMMTV gets a turn making them do it again
February 28, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Everyone at GMMTV gets a turn making them do it again
I explained that I only want to go to space if I can be the space fish and they got that
“It’s an enormous fish that swims through space, it’s in 5 seconds of 1 episode of Star Trek and I love it” is something a 9-year-old can get behind
“It’s an enormous fish that swims through space, it’s in 5 seconds of 1 episode of Star Trek and I love it” is something a 9-year-old can get behind
February 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I explained that I only want to go to space if I can be the space fish and they got that
“It’s an enormous fish that swims through space, it’s in 5 seconds of 1 episode of Star Trek and I love it” is something a 9-year-old can get behind
“It’s an enormous fish that swims through space, it’s in 5 seconds of 1 episode of Star Trek and I love it” is something a 9-year-old can get behind
If you told me this was an episode of the show I just forgot I’d believe you
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
If you told me this was an episode of the show I just forgot I’d believe you
Hot damn I love a giant ugly brown sweater
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Hot damn I love a giant ugly brown sweater
1. Mouth
2. Thigh
3. Heat
4. Breath
5. Wrist
2. Thigh
3. Heat
4. Breath
5. Wrist
February 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
1. Mouth
2. Thigh
3. Heat
4. Breath
5. Wrist
2. Thigh
3. Heat
4. Breath
5. Wrist
1. Black bear
2. Armadillo
3. Sea otter
4. Ball python
5. Penguin
2. Armadillo
3. Sea otter
4. Ball python
5. Penguin
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
1. Black bear
2. Armadillo
3. Sea otter
4. Ball python
5. Penguin
2. Armadillo
3. Sea otter
4. Ball python
5. Penguin
Top 5 things in your house that you like
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Top 5 things in your house that you like
Fic tropes to write:
1. Fake dating/sex pollen/only 1 bed/any form of “what if we HAD to kiss, for REASONS”
2. OT3
3. Big friend group
4. Dubcon/noncon
5. Getting together/first kiss/first time together
1. Fake dating/sex pollen/only 1 bed/any form of “what if we HAD to kiss, for REASONS”
2. OT3
3. Big friend group
4. Dubcon/noncon
5. Getting together/first kiss/first time together
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Fic tropes to write:
1. Fake dating/sex pollen/only 1 bed/any form of “what if we HAD to kiss, for REASONS”
2. OT3
3. Big friend group
4. Dubcon/noncon
5. Getting together/first kiss/first time together
1. Fake dating/sex pollen/only 1 bed/any form of “what if we HAD to kiss, for REASONS”
2. OT3
3. Big friend group
4. Dubcon/noncon
5. Getting together/first kiss/first time together
Ways to unwind:
1. Read a book especially in the sunshine
2. TV
3. Crafty thing
4. Singing, I love to sing
5. Fancy cocktail/nice dinner/lil treat
1. Read a book especially in the sunshine
2. TV
3. Crafty thing
4. Singing, I love to sing
5. Fancy cocktail/nice dinner/lil treat
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Ways to unwind:
1. Read a book especially in the sunshine
2. TV
3. Crafty thing
4. Singing, I love to sing
5. Fancy cocktail/nice dinner/lil treat
1. Read a book especially in the sunshine
2. TV
3. Crafty thing
4. Singing, I love to sing
5. Fancy cocktail/nice dinner/lil treat
Top 5 songs to listen to on a road trip
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Top 5 songs to listen to on a road trip
I tried to read it with my kid and it was a little too talky for them but I think in a couple more years they’re going to really love it!
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I tried to read it with my kid and it was a little too talky for them but I think in a couple more years they’re going to really love it!