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Good Morning Evildoers
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A twice-monthly comedy-horror podcast and the birth of terrible empire that will sweep the globe as a colossus of monstrosity. Thank you for sharing your attention and delicious fluids with us. https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Feb 22
Featuring horror and sci-fi tropes, fake in-universe ads, and a fucked up little chihuahuabomination named Coelacanth, Good Morning Evildoers is your new favorite podcast. Or else. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co
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Thank you, delicious mortals, for your kindness during “StokerCon,” a near-midsummer event we are given to understand involves ritually sacrificing sleep and sobriety in return for a bountiful year of wordsmithing.

We approve.

#StokerCon #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama #podcast
On a gray field scattered with tiny smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a blue rectangle contains the StokerCon 10 Year Anniversary logo. The copy surrounding it reads, "Thank you, StokerCon. You shall be spared the reaping." The Good Morning Evildoers logo lurks in the lower left corner.
June 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Happy Pride from all of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated.

#mortalslikethissortofthing #goodmorningevildoers #pride
On a Progress Pride Flag hanging vertically, the Global Synergy Amalgamated logo appears in a white circle. Beneath it is written, "HAPPY PRIDE! You are all equal in our eyes."
June 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Wouldst thou like to con deliciously? We'll see you at #StokerCon. You might not see us, but we will be watching.
On a black field, the StokerCon 2026 logo (featuring the haunted house Stoker Award and grasping zombie hands) hovers above copy that reads, "We'll see you." In the lower right corner, a small grinning monster with staring eyes and a toothy grin lurks in the blue and yellow colors of Good Morning Evildoers.
May 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Greetings, delicious humans. Season 3, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers is eagerly awaiting your attention. It paces hungrily in the dark, eyes gleaming, as you approach. Don’t worry. It doesn’t bite. Honest.
May 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Greetings, delicious humans. Season 3, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers is ready for the sultry coils of your ears’ cochlea and the captive lightning of your thoughts as the electrical sparks leap from synapse to synapse in your brain. 100% seed oil free! Listen where fine casts are podded.
April 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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A torn piece of newspaper. It seems to be the police blotter column. It reads: “NOISE COMPLAINT — 1400 block Mathews St. Officers responded to a noise complaint at approximately 11:40 p.m. regarding amplified music. Upon arrival, a resident was found hosting a small gathering in the backyard. The music was turned down without incident. No citations were issued. TRESPASSING — City Park area A man was asked to leave the premises of a closed City Park recreation facility after being found asleep on a picnic bench at 6:15 a.m. The individual complied and departed on foot. No charges were filed. ABANDONED VEHICLE — 1800 block N. College Ave. A silver 2023 Kia Forte bearing an Enterprise Rent-A-Car bumper sticker was reported abandoned in the rear parking lot of the King Soopers supermarket on North College Avenue. The vehicle was discovered by a store employee conducting a routine cart retrieval. The car was unlocked, and the keys were in the ignition. A faint smell described by one witness as "burnt cinnamon and old copper" was noted in the interior. TRAFFIC STOP — Mulberry St. & Lemay Ave. A vehicle was stopped for a broken tail light. The driver was issued a fix-it…” The words ABANDONED VEHICLE are underlined in red.
April 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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[It feels good to be gathering up all the little breadcrumbs from across various seasons into these final few episodes. I try to walk the line of using them without expecting everyone to have noticed them.]
April 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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I scream.
You scream.
We all scream.
(There’s no ice cream.)
On a gray background scattered with tiny, smiling skulls (and marred with computer glitches), a large blue circle contains the image of a skull, toothy jaw stretched wide open, and the words, “Per HR policy, haunted wailing in the east corridor is permitted between 2 and 4am. Please be courteous of your coworkers' screaming needs.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo is in the lower left corner.
April 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Of course that’s just a rabbit.

April Fools.
On a gray field scattered with tiny, grinning skulls, a large blue square contains the stylized image of a rabbit with a sickly yellow and red glowing eye. In the background, faintly, tentacles writhe out from the center. The copy reads: “Rabbit? Rabbit.” As if to reassure. After all, everything is normal. Everything is fine.
April 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Global Synergy Amalgamated has an org chart. It has 47 levels. Level 31 is redacted. Level 12 is just the word TEETH. The full chart is available in Zine #001 at our Gumroad shop: goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com. May we suggest reviewing it before your next performance evaluation..? #paywhatyouwant
On a gray field scattered with tiny grinning skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a large blue circle contains a white triangle containing both a stylized org chart and the faint impression of the all-seeing eye in a pyramid. Around this image, copy reads, “Our org chart is not like your org chart.” At the top of the frame is the URL GoodMorningEvildoers.Gumroad.Com, and the Good Morning Evildoers logo lurks in the lower left corner.
March 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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This is a friendly reminder from Global Synergy Amalgamated HR that your Podchaser review of Good Morning Evildoers remains outstanding. Compliance is, as always, encouraged. It’s so much tidier when it’s voluntary.

www.podchaser.com/podcasts/goo...
On a gray field covered with tiny, smiling skulls (and some odd computer-y glitching), the Podchaser logo appears surrounded by ragged, irregular circles. The copy reads, "Do please leave a review at Podchaser. We love a good chase." The Good Morning Evildoers logo appears in the lower left corner.
March 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Resharing for the Day Walkers
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We have returned. You may rejoice. Season Three is ready for your deep, glistening ear canals. Available wherever fine casts are podded. Tune in, won’t you? A

We’ll know if you don’t.

Find the links below. The loyal shall be rewarded.
On a gray field scattered with tiny, smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a large blue circle contains the image of a blank hallway that seems to lack doors or windows. The accompanying copy reads, “Episode One, Season Three, Good Morning Evildoers. When I Consider How My Light is Spent.” The Good Morning Evildoors logo lurks tastefully in the lower left corner. There’s some computer glitching in the background. Pink and purple and odd. Surely nothing to be concerned with.
March 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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We have returned. You may rejoice. Season Three is ready for your deep, glistening ear canals. Available wherever fine casts are podded. Tune in, won’t you? A

We’ll know if you don’t.

Find the links below. The loyal shall be rewarded.
On a gray field scattered with tiny, smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a large blue circle contains the image of a blank hallway that seems to lack doors or windows. The accompanying copy reads, “Episode One, Season Three, Good Morning Evildoers. When I Consider How My Light is Spent.” The Good Morning Evildoors logo lurks tastefully in the lower left corner. There’s some computer glitching in the background. Pink and purple and odd. Surely nothing to be concerned with.
March 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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GOOD MORNING EVILDOERS
SEASON THREE
FRIDAY THE 13TH

New season. New chaos. New evildoing.
Are you ready?

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #podcastersofinstagram #evil #comedy #theresabitwithadog
A blue and white striped carnival tent looms against a sunset sky with strings of lights in the foreground. The image copy reads: “Ladies and gentlebeings. Season Three is coming sooner than you think. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. Do NOT disembark until the ride has come to a complete stop.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo waits patiently in the lower left corner.
March 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Please remember that hydration keeps your vocal folds healthy for both screaming into the void and prolonged laughter as you descend into madness.
On a gray background dotted with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a larger blue circle contains the copy: You know things are truly bullshit when you scream into the void and the void says,“Right???” Beneath it, a swirling purple-pink vortex centered with an all-seeing eye is saying: Girl, same tbh. The Good Morning Evildoers logo lurks in the lower left corner.
March 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day.
We are instructed to inform you that you are loved. Well, at least parts of you are. Did you know that on the black market, a human heart can fetch up to $500,000?
#goodmorningevildoers #blood #podcast #evil #comedy #horror
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February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Greetings on this, the happiest of days, Friday the 13th! As we count down to the new season of Good Morning Evildoers (dropping Friday, March 13th), we must ask you the most important of questions:

Have YOU left a review?

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Vintage illustrations of hands point at "Have YOU left a review?" A vintage, circus-y arrow points to the right to direct you to scroll through the images. A circus-y marquee reads: "Of course I reviewed it. You know how I love sharing my point of view." Beneath it, the quote is credited to Vlad III, Voivode of Wallachia. A circus-y marquee reads: "I left a glowing review. People are absolutely petrified by how good it is." Beneath it, the quote is credited to Medusa, Gorgon & Sister. A circus-y marquee reads: "I've reviewed it three times. It's impossible to kill my enthusiasm." Beneath it, the quote is credited to Grigori Rasputin, Monk & Pilgrim
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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We said what we said. There are limits to even our evil.

#abolishICE #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama
On a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in yellow, blue, and black, a large blue square contains an extremely close-up view of two rows of teeth. They’re probably human? The accompanying copy reads, “For the record, Winifred likes to chew ICE.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo is in the lower left corner.
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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If you can see a penguin, a penguin can see you. If you can’t see a penguin, you may be mere moments from death.
On a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a large blue circle contains the image of a penguin with a glowing red eye. Copy surrounding the baleful bird reads: Penguin Awareness Day – You are not sufficiently aware.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo is in the lower right corner.
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Under no circumstances are employees or contractors to call 970-591-2401‬ and leave a message regarding any internal processes or initiatives. Violating this policy can incur disciplinary actions up to and including reassignment to the Bayou Corne sinkhole.
On a gray background dotted with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black, a blue circle contains a warning symbol, in this case a white triangle outlined in red and centered on a red exclamation point. The copy surrounding it reads, “ATTENTION: ALL EMPLOYEES. DO NOT CALL 970-591-2401‬.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo lurks in the lower right corner.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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REMINDER to ALL STAFF and ONSITE CONTRACTORS:

Regardless of any changes in personnel or ongoing roles, the homunculi are still toothy little bastards. Proceed accordingly.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #comedyhorror #themlilteefsissharp
On a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in black, yellow, and blue, a red and white sign reads, “CAUTION: Homunculi Are Bitey.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Evil is easy. But it ain't cheap. Help us continue to be your nightmare provider of choice. Physical merch at goodmorningevildoers.com/shop and digital goodies at gumroad.goodmorningevildoers.com. Thanks for letting us make you grin, even if it's a rictus of terror. As always, 100% AI free.
A red outline surrounds a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Atop that, a blue square features copy that reads: “MERCH AVAILABLE FOR SALE. Stickers, t-shirts & tote bags at goodmorningevildoers.com/shop. Digital zines & encouragement at gumroad.goodmorningevildoers.com. DISPLAY YOUR FEALTY.” In the background, very faintly, a crazed and toothy creature smiles.
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Happy New Year, Evildoers #thankyou #wtf #thankyoux100 #may2026bekindertousall
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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The "Voice of the AI" in the podcast is played by a real human, and if you called her an LLM she'd beat your ass while I held you down. We don't do that here.

#goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama #antiAI #antiGenerativeAI
White text on a black background reads, “GOOD MORNING EVILDOERS: OFFICIAL CREATOR STATEMENT. This project, along with its social posts, digital collateral, and physical merch, is 100% AI free. AI uses truly criminal amounts of potable water and electricity, puts creatives out of work, and is the kind of evil that isn’t supported by our weird little podcast.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo appears in the lower right corner.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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INTERNAL MEMO: Milk & cookies are insufficient. Hans Trapp — the cannibalistic Christmas scarecrow — has been confirmed active. Flesh, blood, or symbolic effigies recommended. Naughty children: remain indoors.
Centered on a festive red background hung with golden ornaments of stags and snowflakes is a malignantly grinning scarecrow with long, spindly fingers, a tattered hat, and entirely too many teeth. In an archaic font, the accompanying copy reads, “Schoi, Hans Trapp, mir sin so klein / Un brav un folje d’heim.” The Good Morning Evildoers logo lurks in the lower left corner.
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM