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Macklemore: Palestinian children are people.

Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list.

Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
September 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Ed Sheeran received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
September 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Vore, is in fact, Vore/Guro, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Vore plus Guro. Vore is not consumption unto itself, but rather the act of predation,
i think if you cut wile e coyote into little pieces, there's obviously no blood right. it's just coyote-colored cartoon matter. so if you eat those that's still vore. but fox mccloud, on the other hand, absolutely does bleed so it would be cannibalism. i think that's pretty self-evident
September 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Conservatives never post shit like this. Only liberals do because they have a nagging insecurity, don’t believe liberals can ever wield power legitimately and don’t believe liberal constituencies can legitimately govern without the blessing of the Volk.
A lefty lib posted this on Linkedln and how delusional can you possibly get. The MAGA side agrees to literally none of those boxes on the right side—except maybe if it was only for white people. Even that's a maybe.
September 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
shit I've got to write my dissertation now
September 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
and this is what you get treated to if you relent and select "accept cookies"
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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I think on quite a basic level "you must not use a touchscreen device while operating your vehicle" was ruined as an instruction once "operating your vehicle" required using a touchscreen.
September 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
this is one of those spindley underwater nightmare spider crabs
The wifi wasn't working since last night. Roommate called and ISP said a tech couldn't come out until Thursday, and support said that they might charge $99 if it ended up being an issue we caused.

Went into the basement to check the box, and this is how the WiFi box/wires were set up BY THE TECH.
September 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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I know we're making jokes about Trump and a united Ireland in Northern Ireland but his comments appear to have triggered some sort of mental breakdown across the Irish sea
September 14, 2026 at 7:01 AM
every older person I know gets 3-5 scam phone calls a day and has just accepted that's what their phone does now, and apparently noone in power seems to give a shit about this
UK equivalent of this is phone scams rather than email ones -- but we all need to realise how bad this has got, it destroys the ability to use the phone, and it destroys trust.
Random note; since my dad passed away last December, I’ve been handling all of my mom’s mail and accounts. It is incredible. How many scams are aimed at the elderly in this country, including my companies that superficially seem legitimate. Every week her mail is full of this crap.
September 14, 2026 at 10:09 AM
fucked up that american websites from the land of invasive tech hell typically leg you just click "reject all" on the gdpr pop up but uk websites force you to choose between tracking cookies or subscribing for their shitty news stories
September 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
children friendly slush? no, glycerol e422!
Please sir can I have some more children friendly slush
September 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
if you tried to explain the mechanisms of the house of lords to anyone from any other democracy in the world they'd think you were making it up
Yes, do it. I’ll enjoy hearing the lads explaining Lord McSweeney to their audiences.
September 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
googling "how to make friends as an adult" at 1:27am
September 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
now we're cooking with gas
September 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
we've finished watching Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis and moved onto Fringe, what is going on with those giant 3D location titles that appear after every scene change
September 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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There are people out there with lives I could not begin to conceptualize
September 12, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series:

“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”

variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
variety.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
you have to admit it's very funny that they decided to open the list with their biggest names and first up was disgraced ex-PM boris johnson
September 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Fun fact about the making of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace: That noxious green miasma is not a special effect. It follows Linehan around wherever he goes
September 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
September 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
this is what we've lost
Sharp MR990 Synth Boombox with a removable ‘Melody Computer’ (1985)
September 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM