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Why is the Mayor of Lazytown helping draft bills with Gavin Newsom?
October 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Why is the Mayor of Lazytown helping draft bills with Gavin Newsom?
Is there a Mariah Carey version of Monster Mash?
October 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Is there a Mariah Carey version of Monster Mash?
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Once again, nothing but contempt for rubes who voluntarily use this shit
September 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Once again, nothing but contempt for rubes who voluntarily use this shit
Review of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965) by Kurt Vonnegut:
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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965) by Kurt Vonnegut
In this book, Eliot Rosewater suggests that some science fiction writer should write a science fiction book about money which is what Kurt...
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September 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Review of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965) by Kurt Vonnegut:
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Of the loss of control.
Sadness is warranted, self reflection, moving on. Being available to amendment when/if the other party is ready.
The moral/societal panic is an extension of the loss of control.
Children, especially adult children, can do what they like, it’s a free fuckin country
Sadness is warranted, self reflection, moving on. Being available to amendment when/if the other party is ready.
The moral/societal panic is an extension of the loss of control.
Children, especially adult children, can do what they like, it’s a free fuckin country
September 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Of the loss of control.
Sadness is warranted, self reflection, moving on. Being available to amendment when/if the other party is ready.
The moral/societal panic is an extension of the loss of control.
Children, especially adult children, can do what they like, it’s a free fuckin country
Sadness is warranted, self reflection, moving on. Being available to amendment when/if the other party is ready.
The moral/societal panic is an extension of the loss of control.
Children, especially adult children, can do what they like, it’s a free fuckin country
Today I turn 55 so I am passing on some of my ancient wisdom: stay away from alcohol and women with loose molars.
September 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Today I turn 55 so I am passing on some of my ancient wisdom: stay away from alcohol and women with loose molars.
Sang "Tear Me Down" at Karaoke last night and a guy came up and asked me who it was by. I was all, "It's from Hedwig and the Angry Inch." And he's all, "Yeah, but who performed it?" And I was all, "Hedwig?" And he was all, "Somebody had to perform it." And I was all, "Have you heard of musicals?"
September 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Sang "Tear Me Down" at Karaoke last night and a guy came up and asked me who it was by. I was all, "It's from Hedwig and the Angry Inch." And he's all, "Yeah, but who performed it?" And I was all, "Hedwig?" And he was all, "Somebody had to perform it." And I was all, "Have you heard of musicals?"
Nobody is less surprised by Comicsgaters than somebody who read the letters columns in X-Force after Peter Milligan took over.
September 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Nobody is less surprised by Comicsgaters than somebody who read the letters columns in X-Force after Peter Milligan took over.
Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea the Newsletter #31 (July 2018) with a bunch of those Hanna Barbara Specials and a conversation with the dumbest person on the Internet:
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea: The Newsletter #31 (First Week of July 2018)
E!TACT #31 Super Sons Love Dynomutt #1 , Aquaman Loves Jabberjaw #1 , Black Lightning Loves Hong Kong Phooey #1 , Flash Loves Speed Buggy...
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September 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea the Newsletter #31 (July 2018) with a bunch of those Hanna Barbara Specials and a conversation with the dumbest person on the Internet:
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Bluesky should be the one on the right because it's cool but also everybody feels exhausted when a joke thread turns serious by bots and normies while Twitter should be Travolta accidentally shooting the Black guy in the head while two people just try to have a stupid conversation about burgers.
Bluesky / Twitter
September 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Bluesky should be the one on the right because it's cool but also everybody feels exhausted when a joke thread turns serious by bots and normies while Twitter should be Travolta accidentally shooting the Black guy in the head while two people just try to have a stupid conversation about burgers.
All politics is just Overwatch when your team is losing and one guy decides to blame Tracer and then everybody else wipes the sweat from their brows that they weren't blamed and instantly agrees that Tracer is the problem. Meanwhile Tracer is 21 - 2 with loads of objective time.
September 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
All politics is just Overwatch when your team is losing and one guy decides to blame Tracer and then everybody else wipes the sweat from their brows that they weren't blamed and instantly agrees that Tracer is the problem. Meanwhile Tracer is 21 - 2 with loads of objective time.
Review of December 1997's Tangent Comics: The Atom #1 by Dan Jurgens, Paul Ryan, and Pat Garrahy:
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Tangent Comics: The Atom #1 (December 1997)
This guy looks as heroic as a freshman math tutor. Tangent Comics: The Atom #1 (October 1st, 1997) By Dan Jurgens, Paul Ryan, Pat G...
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September 21, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Review of December 1997's Tangent Comics: The Atom #1 by Dan Jurgens, Paul Ryan, and Pat Garrahy:
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After some gun violence happens, people always cry, "It's too early to ask questions like that!" So now that it's over a year later, can I finally ask this question: Why was Charlie Kirk's face so small and his head so big?
September 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
After some gun violence happens, people always cry, "It's too early to ask questions like that!" So now that it's over a year later, can I finally ask this question: Why was Charlie Kirk's face so small and his head so big?
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Republicans be like: we may be looking down the barrel of economic collapse, our president is a child rapist who robs us blind every day and has not delivered on a single thing he promised, and I’m very disappointed in the job Trump has done, but I’d vote for him again.
Malignant stupidity.
Malignant stupidity.
September 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Republicans be like: we may be looking down the barrel of economic collapse, our president is a child rapist who robs us blind every day and has not delivered on a single thing he promised, and I’m very disappointed in the job Trump has done, but I’d vote for him again.
Malignant stupidity.
Malignant stupidity.
Stephen King's pitch for The Shining (I'm assuming):
"Imagine a haunted house . . . but bigger!"
"Imagine a haunted house . . . but bigger!"
September 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Stephen King's pitch for The Shining (I'm assuming):
"Imagine a haunted house . . . but bigger!"
"Imagine a haunted house . . . but bigger!"
Review of October 1997's Hitman #19 by Garth Ennis, John McCrea, and Carla Feeny:
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Hitman #19 (October 1997)
It's unrealistic that Catwoman's suit would never get torn where we could see some of the good bits. Hitman #19 (August 20th, 1997) ...
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September 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Review of October 1997's Hitman #19 by Garth Ennis, John McCrea, and Carla Feeny:
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If you were to say to me that a character has never jerked off on-panel in a mainstream DC comic book then I would say you've never read Hitman #19.
September 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If you were to say to me that a character has never jerked off on-panel in a mainstream DC comic book then I would say you've never read Hitman #19.