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I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.
Just being honest, I've hated #edsheeran since long before it was cool. Man is dead behind the eyes and always has been.
September 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Just being honest, I've hated #edsheeran since long before it was cool. Man is dead behind the eyes and always has been.
"After two years of work shopping the best we can do is the same thing that didn't work last time".
We do this as well in Ireland I find this meme helps.
We do this as well in Ireland I find this meme helps.
September 21, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"After two years of work shopping the best we can do is the same thing that didn't work last time".
We do this as well in Ireland I find this meme helps.
We do this as well in Ireland I find this meme helps.
I decided to re-watch Alien nation. My only advice is to prepare yourself for some pretty out there language by today's standards but the content, character and nature of the show needs to be discussed more.
September 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I decided to re-watch Alien nation. My only advice is to prepare yourself for some pretty out there language by today's standards but the content, character and nature of the show needs to be discussed more.
I have to wonder why there wasn't more of a reaction for the suppressors going to legends.
I thought they were rad as heck and actually proxied inceptors as a squad of suppressors.
I never built them, for stupid reasons and now I have to make them perfect
I thought they were rad as heck and actually proxied inceptors as a squad of suppressors.
I never built them, for stupid reasons and now I have to make them perfect
September 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I have to wonder why there wasn't more of a reaction for the suppressors going to legends.
I thought they were rad as heck and actually proxied inceptors as a squad of suppressors.
I never built them, for stupid reasons and now I have to make them perfect
I thought they were rad as heck and actually proxied inceptors as a squad of suppressors.
I never built them, for stupid reasons and now I have to make them perfect
www.thejournal.ie/james-dyson-...
So to be clear, access will be granted otherwise there may be iarmhartí Eireannach.
There's something about an English person telling me I can't do something makes me want to do that thing even morer and harderer.
So to be clear, access will be granted otherwise there may be iarmhartí Eireannach.
There's something about an English person telling me I can't do something makes me want to do that thing even morer and harderer.
Vacuum billionaire James Dyson in stand-off with Waterford locals over access to graveyard
Dyson owns the historic 850-acre estate in west Waterford which he purchased for around €30 million two years ago.
www.thejournal.ie
August 31, 2026 at 11:58 AM
www.thejournal.ie/james-dyson-...
So to be clear, access will be granted otherwise there may be iarmhartí Eireannach.
There's something about an English person telling me I can't do something makes me want to do that thing even morer and harderer.
So to be clear, access will be granted otherwise there may be iarmhartí Eireannach.
There's something about an English person telling me I can't do something makes me want to do that thing even morer and harderer.
Today I conjured the language of pipe and hammer to fix the sink. The sink is sunk.
August 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Today I conjured the language of pipe and hammer to fix the sink. The sink is sunk.
With all the pestilence and suffering sweeping the US, you'd think evangelicals would think God is angry at America for something.
August 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
With all the pestilence and suffering sweeping the US, you'd think evangelicals would think God is angry at America for something.
It's raining. It is no longer weird, repeat, it is now raining. Normality has returned.
August 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
It's raining. It is no longer weird, repeat, it is now raining. Normality has returned.
I think the EU should welcome the UK back, as individual countries.
July 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I think the EU should welcome the UK back, as individual countries.
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June 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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It's so hot. Why is it so hot? Who fucking authorized this.
May 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It's so hot. Why is it so hot? Who fucking authorized this.
Does anyone else wonder if Nero was this capricious?
April 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Does anyone else wonder if Nero was this capricious?
It's been an age since I've played 40k but this beauty right here, flanked by two razorbacks, is going to deliver 20 tactical marines onto an objective.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
March 31, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It's been an age since I've played 40k but this beauty right here, flanked by two razorbacks, is going to deliver 20 tactical marines onto an objective.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
What's stopping you picking up a few of these and cracking open a cold one with the boys?
March 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What's stopping you picking up a few of these and cracking open a cold one with the boys?
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Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people https://aje.news/mzgbb9
February 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people https://aje.news/mzgbb9
Ma boy is in surgery today. Need him to be ok.
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Ma boy is in surgery today. Need him to be ok.
The two greatest card games ever made and I'll have no backtalk about it
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The two greatest card games ever made and I'll have no backtalk about it
I can't wait for people saying that the He-Man never had anything to do with pronouns.
Even better that it's gone woke. My Brother, Prince Adam wore a lycra body suit with accessories, had bangs.
Even better that it's gone woke. My Brother, Prince Adam wore a lycra body suit with accessories, had bangs.
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I can't wait for people saying that the He-Man never had anything to do with pronouns.
Even better that it's gone woke. My Brother, Prince Adam wore a lycra body suit with accessories, had bangs.
Even better that it's gone woke. My Brother, Prince Adam wore a lycra body suit with accessories, had bangs.
Ah the old don't build the pain machine phase of integrating Grok into the military phase of skynet.
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Ah the old don't build the pain machine phase of integrating Grok into the military phase of skynet.
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My aunt's sons were often "lifted" by the Brits. She could never get any answers about their location when she called the police. So when she saw men and boys against a wall, she asked their names and addresses, went to their families and told them. People power works. ✊
#StopPalestineGenocide #BDS
#StopPalestineGenocide #BDS
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My aunt's sons were often "lifted" by the Brits. She could never get any answers about their location when she called the police. So when she saw men and boys against a wall, she asked their names and addresses, went to their families and told them. People power works. ✊
#StopPalestineGenocide #BDS
#StopPalestineGenocide #BDS
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This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
Ok. Again what the fuck is going on in this timeline. Everyday is a new wonderful fresh hell.
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Ok. Again what the fuck is going on in this timeline. Everyday is a new wonderful fresh hell.
Tis fierce christmas out. These are all real even the magic flowers.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tis fierce christmas out. These are all real even the magic flowers.