Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.
@guybeardman.bsky.social
I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.
If it doesn't rain soon it's gonna start getting weird.
July 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
If it doesn't rain soon it's gonna start getting weird.
Not dog but dog like.
June 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Not dog but dog like.
It's been an age since I've played 40k but this beauty right here, flanked by two razorbacks, is going to deliver 20 tactical marines onto an objective.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
March 31, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It's been an age since I've played 40k but this beauty right here, flanked by two razorbacks, is going to deliver 20 tactical marines onto an objective.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
What's stopping you picking up a few of these and cracking open a cold one with the boys?
March 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What's stopping you picking up a few of these and cracking open a cold one with the boys?
Sup with them blocky titties?
February 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Sup with them blocky titties?
Ma boy is in surgery today. Need him to be ok.
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Ma boy is in surgery today. Need him to be ok.
He looks like a giant arse.
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
He looks like a giant arse.
The two greatest card games ever made and I'll have no backtalk about it
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The two greatest card games ever made and I'll have no backtalk about it
Bout here I recon.
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bout here I recon.
Tis fierce christmas out. These are all real even the magic flowers.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tis fierce christmas out. These are all real even the magic flowers.
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
Found a better picture of shadow. Also Luna's sass.
October 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Found a better picture of shadow. Also Luna's sass.
He's adorable. I don't have any baby photos of my buns to hand but here's shadow and Luna. Going strong at nearly 9
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He's adorable. I don't have any baby photos of my buns to hand but here's shadow and Luna. Going strong at nearly 9
Perfectly reasonable sentence. Rabbits are indeed cute. This is Luna. She is as grumpy as she looks.
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Perfectly reasonable sentence. Rabbits are indeed cute. This is Luna. She is as grumpy as she looks.
Here's my big tourist shelf. Deep in the recesses we still have 2nd edition deep cover materials.
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Here's my big tourist shelf. Deep in the recesses we still have 2nd edition deep cover materials.
Bunnies, but the kind who will shank you for looking at them funny.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bunnies, but the kind who will shank you for looking at them funny.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
She looks cute but she bit me twice today
May 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She looks cute but she bit me twice today
Firstly yes I will try this.
I will also recommend this.
I will also recommend this.
May 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Firstly yes I will try this.
I will also recommend this.
I will also recommend this.
Oh snap.
May 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh snap.
Is this zapp rowsdower?
May 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is this zapp rowsdower?