Hailey, It Happens
@haileyithappens.bsky.social
Electronic pop/singer-songwriter music you can find at haileyithappens.bandcamp.com
Gruff Action Man has to protect young girl from sinister forces, frequently bites it in the end.
What's a super specific plot that you will happily watch whenever it comes up?
For me, I cannot resist a group of plucky young people putting together a band.
For me, I cannot resist a group of plucky young people putting together a band.
September 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Gruff Action Man has to protect young girl from sinister forces, frequently bites it in the end.
There are so many ways to honor Dolly but I know I’ll be listening to The Grass is Blue and Coat of Many Colors (“The Way I See You” 😍) a whole lot
August 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
There are so many ways to honor Dolly but I know I’ll be listening to The Grass is Blue and Coat of Many Colors (“The Way I See You” 😍) a whole lot
Someone needs to interview Enes Kanter ASAP and ask what the hell is wrong with him. And as anyone who watched him play knows, he’ll have no defense…
August 24, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone needs to interview Enes Kanter ASAP and ask what the hell is wrong with him. And as anyone who watched him play knows, he’ll have no defense…
Already felt seen enough by @themountaingoats.bsky.social singing about Renaissance, but then when I realized they put some Jon Camp bass licks in there…
August 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Already felt seen enough by @themountaingoats.bsky.social singing about Renaissance, but then when I realized they put some Jon Camp bass licks in there…
Oh wow this is quite the puzzle. Why might people not want to come to the U.S. right now? Truly a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
The World Cup is delivering a big revenue boost for FIFA but not so much for the United States economy—as international tourists have not turned up in promised numbers.
FIFA—Not U.S. Economy—Is Big World Cup Winner So Far
The World Cup is delivering a big revenue boost for FIFA but not so much for the United States economy—as international tourists have not turned up in promised numbers.
www.forbes.com
July 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh wow this is quite the puzzle. Why might people not want to come to the U.S. right now? Truly a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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I, too, sing America.
I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.
Tomorrow,
I’ll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody’ll dare
Say to me,
“Eat in the kitchen,”
Then.
(con't)
I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.
Tomorrow,
I’ll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody’ll dare
Say to me,
“Eat in the kitchen,”
Then.
(con't)
July 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I, too, sing America.
I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.
Tomorrow,
I’ll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody’ll dare
Say to me,
“Eat in the kitchen,”
Then.
(con't)
I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.
Tomorrow,
I’ll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody’ll dare
Say to me,
“Eat in the kitchen,”
Then.
(con't)
If anything does make this country good, it’s art, culture, and community. Choosing to keep that front and center while I enjoy the Pops broadcast.
July 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If anything does make this country good, it’s art, culture, and community. Choosing to keep that front and center while I enjoy the Pops broadcast.
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Boston/MA isn’t interested in any more trades with Philadelphia right now…
Cape Verdeans are now honorary Philadelphians because that was basically ROCKY. They weren't "supposed" to be there, much less going the distance with the champions and the GOAT, who had to give it everything they've got just to eek out a win in overtime. Bravo.
July 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Boston/MA isn’t interested in any more trades with Philadelphia right now…
This. This is the answer. This prompt comes around every couple months like clockwork but ain’t nobody topping this one.
muppets shakespeare movie but none of them can agree on which play they're actually doing so all the big ones are happening at once
miss piggy is lady macbeth while gonzo and rizzo are rosencrantz and guildenstern, etc etc
miss piggy is lady macbeth while gonzo and rizzo are rosencrantz and guildenstern, etc etc
June 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
This. This is the answer. This prompt comes around every couple months like clockwork but ain’t nobody topping this one.
I would not be here if not for antidepressants that have been making my life better for 28 years. But of course, that’s what he wants. He’s a monstrous, eugenicist pimple on the ass of society. Fuck this weapons-grade stupid nepo-baby prick.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is announcing steps that he said are aimed at helping wean some Americans off psychiatric medications, including antidepressants. on.wsj.com/4tQKOXB
RFK Jr. Wants to Wean Some Americans off Antidepressants
Health department will encourage doctors to consider lifestyle changes, not drugs, to treat depression.
on.wsj.com
May 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I would not be here if not for antidepressants that have been making my life better for 28 years. But of course, that’s what he wants. He’s a monstrous, eugenicist pimple on the ass of society. Fuck this weapons-grade stupid nepo-baby prick.
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JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
May 5, 2026 at 10:38 AM
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
Parks and Recreation
Frasier
MST3K
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
New Girl
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Bob’s Burgers
Friends
The Muppet Show
The Newsroom
Cheers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The first 10 seasons of The Simpsons
Frasier
MST3K
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
New Girl
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Bob’s Burgers
Friends
The Muppet Show
The Newsroom
Cheers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The first 10 seasons of The Simpsons
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only—
The Twilight Zone
The Wire
As the World Turns
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Newsradio
Paranoia Agent
Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
Invader Zim
Star Trek: TNG
Star Trek: DS9
MST3K
The Kids in the Hall
Murder One
Batman: The Animated Series
Sweet/Vicious
The Twilight Zone
The Wire
As the World Turns
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Newsradio
Paranoia Agent
Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
Invader Zim
Star Trek: TNG
Star Trek: DS9
MST3K
The Kids in the Hall
Murder One
Batman: The Animated Series
Sweet/Vicious
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only—
MST3K
Columbo
The Wire
The Sopranos
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Gilmore Girls
30 Rock
Cheers
SportsNight
Felicity
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Night Flight
Late Night with David Letterman
MST3K
Columbo
The Wire
The Sopranos
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Gilmore Girls
30 Rock
Cheers
SportsNight
Felicity
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Night Flight
Late Night with David Letterman
May 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Parks and Recreation
Frasier
MST3K
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
New Girl
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Bob’s Burgers
Friends
The Muppet Show
The Newsroom
Cheers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The first 10 seasons of The Simpsons
Frasier
MST3K
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
New Girl
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Bob’s Burgers
Friends
The Muppet Show
The Newsroom
Cheers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The first 10 seasons of The Simpsons
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still trying to figure out how the WHCD assassination attempt became an all-out campaign to fund White House renovations. I guess the man at the back said "everyone attack" and...it turned into a ballroom blitz?
April 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
still trying to figure out how the WHCD assassination attempt became an all-out campaign to fund White House renovations. I guess the man at the back said "everyone attack" and...it turned into a ballroom blitz?
Exactly how stupid does John Henry think that Red Sox fans are? I already loathed this loser ownership group but they can all absolutely fuck off to the dark side of the moon for firing the Captain.
April 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Exactly how stupid does John Henry think that Red Sox fans are? I already loathed this loser ownership group but they can all absolutely fuck off to the dark side of the moon for firing the Captain.
“She Fucking Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd
fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site
March 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“She Fucking Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
1. Brian Dunne - Clams Casino (2025)
Heartland rock with uncommon smarts, chops, and hooks. Proof you can write accessibly in that vein without playing to the lowest common denominator. Handclaps on “Graveyard” and 12-string on “Gracie Mansion” are the details that make good albums great. #MWE
Heartland rock with uncommon smarts, chops, and hooks. Proof you can write accessibly in that vein without playing to the lowest common denominator. Handclaps on “Graveyard” and 12-string on “Gracie Mansion” are the details that make good albums great. #MWE
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
1. Brian Dunne - Clams Casino (2025)
Heartland rock with uncommon smarts, chops, and hooks. Proof you can write accessibly in that vein without playing to the lowest common denominator. Handclaps on “Graveyard” and 12-string on “Gracie Mansion” are the details that make good albums great. #MWE
Heartland rock with uncommon smarts, chops, and hooks. Proof you can write accessibly in that vein without playing to the lowest common denominator. Handclaps on “Graveyard” and 12-string on “Gracie Mansion” are the details that make good albums great. #MWE
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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The best essay about this film that I've ever read, and I've not only read dozens, I've written a few myself. Hooray for Mary!
This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
There Is No Mary Problem in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
George’s vision of his wife without him is essential to the film, but critics continue to miss its true—and profound—meaning.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The best essay about this film that I've ever read, and I've not only read dozens, I've written a few myself. Hooray for Mary!
Yearly appreciation post for Richard Kendall Gibbs, whose score for the ‘90s Hallmark Christmas movie The Christmas Box is a work of utter beauty. Makes me cry by itself every single year.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yearly appreciation post for Richard Kendall Gibbs, whose score for the ‘90s Hallmark Christmas movie The Christmas Box is a work of utter beauty. Makes me cry by itself every single year.