Halaylah
@halaylah.com
Call me Hal.
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Artist, Bard, Budtender & Quizmaster
Level 51, Agender (she/sí is fine)
No alt text = No follow back
🇮🇪|🇵🇸|🏳️🌈|💗♾️💙
Halaylah.com
Patreon.com/HalaylahStudios
Wish List: https://bit.ly/4hjwuD8
Currently unhoused.
$ - V/PP/CA: all Halaylah
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was trying to think of a jack reacher gag but all i could come up with was "jacked ruminant"? i'm so sorry, i promise to do better in the future
The best thing about this planet is that every few days I'll learn about an animal I've literally never seen or heard of before, like the Nilgai which is just a stupidly massive antelope
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
was trying to think of a jack reacher gag but all i could come up with was "jacked ruminant"? i'm so sorry, i promise to do better in the future
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Ok, now that these stadium owners have shown their hand on how they treat artists with political opinions they don't like, what are the other big acts booked into these venues going to do?
Pretend to be apolitical, or take a stand?
Pretend to be apolitical, or take a stand?
September 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Ok, now that these stadium owners have shown their hand on how they treat artists with political opinions they don't like, what are the other big acts booked into these venues going to do?
Pretend to be apolitical, or take a stand?
Pretend to be apolitical, or take a stand?
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Must be nice to just be able to go home when you don’t feel like working — and still get paid for it.
BREAKING: The House is going home again—this time to avoid a vote on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s impeachment.
September 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Must be nice to just be able to go home when you don’t feel like working — and still get paid for it.
I would love to hear some more informed perspectives. This part of the hullabaloo is really bothering me.
Feels very much like White Woman Tears... but I don't know if I should use that phrase when the target is also white.
September 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I would love to hear some more informed perspectives. This part of the hullabaloo is really bothering me.
I'm honestly more upset by P!nk.
September 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I'm honestly more upset by P!nk.
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"If you believe information should be free, create some information and release it for free."
🚨 THE KAPOW HANDBOOK IS FINALLY DONE!!! 🚨
6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either.
Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either.
Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
September 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
"If you believe information should be free, create some information and release it for free."
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You know you want to read a romance about femme witches, dogs, cats, and baking. Right? Right???
We’ve made great progress on the Kickstarter for Witches, Lies & Whoopie Pies!
If you want to back a new cozy sapphic witch romance, you’ve got less than a week to do it now.
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If you want to back a new cozy sapphic witch romance, you’ve got less than a week to do it now.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aut...
September 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
You know you want to read a romance about femme witches, dogs, cats, and baking. Right? Right???
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I don't want to talk so much about the artists, who are flawed people who had a fucked up argument publicly.
I want to talk about the far right zillionaire scumbag who's deciding what you can hear about what topic and where.
I want to talk about the far right zillionaire scumbag who's deciding what you can hear about what topic and where.
But I will reroute my discourse back to the point that no artists asked for Macklemore to be dropped from the tour.
A man on Trump's speed dial, represented by Epstien's lawyer, did. Kraft is a monster.
Follow the money.
A man on Trump's speed dial, represented by Epstien's lawyer, did. Kraft is a monster.
Follow the money.
September 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I don't want to talk so much about the artists, who are flawed people who had a fucked up argument publicly.
I want to talk about the far right zillionaire scumbag who's deciding what you can hear about what topic and where.
I want to talk about the far right zillionaire scumbag who's deciding what you can hear about what topic and where.
Now I'm wondering how many people might have turned up for a Sheeran/Macklemore concert at Farmer Bob's field, if Ed had chosen instead to tell Robert Kraft what to do with his ultimatum.
September 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Now I'm wondering how many people might have turned up for a Sheeran/Macklemore concert at Farmer Bob's field, if Ed had chosen instead to tell Robert Kraft what to do with his ultimatum.
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Holding onto the rainwater: Albuquerque
September 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Holding onto the rainwater: Albuquerque
No more assigning gender at birth. At all. Your kid is just your kid until they tell you otherwise. There is literally no medical, legal, educational or governmental reason for sorting humans by any physical characteristic that is observable in infancy.
honestly?
quote this with your maximalist approach to trans rights
Trans people should have right of first refusal for every punishment given to the perpetrators; WE get to set the floor.
I want the right of recompense. The families who erased their trans children should themselves be erased.
quote this with your maximalist approach to trans rights
Trans people should have right of first refusal for every punishment given to the perpetrators; WE get to set the floor.
I want the right of recompense. The families who erased their trans children should themselves be erased.
One of the more insidious phrasings I've seen with the Dems/trans rights discourse lately is the idea that trans people are being greedy and demanding a "maximalist" approach to trans rights.
No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
September 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
No more assigning gender at birth. At all. Your kid is just your kid until they tell you otherwise. There is literally no medical, legal, educational or governmental reason for sorting humans by any physical characteristic that is observable in infancy.
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no, please bring me the weightedest blanket
April 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
no, please bring me the weightedest blanket
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We all have rights or none of us have rights
Not one step back
Not one step back
One of the more insidious phrasings I've seen with the Dems/trans rights discourse lately is the idea that trans people are being greedy and demanding a "maximalist" approach to trans rights.
No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
September 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
We all have rights or none of us have rights
Not one step back
Not one step back
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🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
September 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIM.
September 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIM.
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Libs are getting really complacent about which fascism is ok to have as a little treat, actually.
Gormless shits.
Gormless shits.
September 13, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Libs are getting really complacent about which fascism is ok to have as a little treat, actually.
Gormless shits.
Gormless shits.
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As we reflect on sixty years of free secondary education and how it has transformed Ireland, it’s worth remembering that some people thought it was a mistake in its first few years.
Who would object to free secondary education? In 1966, quite a few. jrnl.ie/7159629
Who would object to free secondary education? In 1966, quite a few. jrnl.ie/7159629
Who would object to free secondary education? In 1966, quite a few.
There was even a pushback against school buses as a nature walk spoiled or an impromptu GAA match missed.
jrnl.ie
September 13, 2026 at 9:15 AM
As we reflect on sixty years of free secondary education and how it has transformed Ireland, it’s worth remembering that some people thought it was a mistake in its first few years.
Who would object to free secondary education? In 1966, quite a few. jrnl.ie/7159629
Who would object to free secondary education? In 1966, quite a few. jrnl.ie/7159629
I read the cheese.
The cheese does not read me.
The cheese does not read me.
Tyromancy
(n.)
- Fortune-telling by observing the coagulation and other characteristics of cheese.
Use:
“Who could have guessed that your lovely wedding gift—that antique fondue pot once owned by the famous Madame d’Esperance—would lead me to the unexpectedly lucrative avocation of tyromancy?”
(n.)
- Fortune-telling by observing the coagulation and other characteristics of cheese.
Use:
“Who could have guessed that your lovely wedding gift—that antique fondue pot once owned by the famous Madame d’Esperance—would lead me to the unexpectedly lucrative avocation of tyromancy?”
September 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I read the cheese.
The cheese does not read me.
The cheese does not read me.
May he never again set foot on the shores of Ireland.
Not religious but can we say mass for this and get the nans to get the rosary out
September 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
May he never again set foot on the shores of Ireland.
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"We don't talk about Bruno"
well yeah, she transitioned years ago and you all cut her off. stop using her deadname 😤
well yeah, she transitioned years ago and you all cut her off. stop using her deadname 😤
September 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"We don't talk about Bruno"
well yeah, she transitioned years ago and you all cut her off. stop using her deadname 😤
well yeah, she transitioned years ago and you all cut her off. stop using her deadname 😤
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September 11, 2025
September 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
September 11, 2025
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People should distinguish between bribes and campaign promises. The latter is kind of how elections are supposed to work.
BTW, Democrats could embrace Trump's idea of a §5000 payout as a cost of living compensation but suggest alternative funding — remove the tariffs and tax the rich.
BTW, Democrats could embrace Trump's idea of a §5000 payout as a cost of living compensation but suggest alternative funding — remove the tariffs and tax the rich.
Why are people calling Trump's promise of a $5000 payout to all Americans a bribe? Sure, it's a lie and won't happen. But promising to distribute wealth equally among the people can hardly be called a bribe. It's more like socialism.
September 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
People should distinguish between bribes and campaign promises. The latter is kind of how elections are supposed to work.
BTW, Democrats could embrace Trump's idea of a §5000 payout as a cost of living compensation but suggest alternative funding — remove the tariffs and tax the rich.
BTW, Democrats could embrace Trump's idea of a §5000 payout as a cost of living compensation but suggest alternative funding — remove the tariffs and tax the rich.
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everyone's saying it's "kirk mas" but really it's "kirk menos"
September 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
everyone's saying it's "kirk mas" but really it's "kirk menos"