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There are 2 wolves inside you and they're fucking and having wolf cubs
October 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
There are 2 wolves inside you and they're fucking and having wolf cubs
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if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody
ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN
9 pm eastern
83 minutes, color, closed captioning available
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN
9 pm eastern
83 minutes, color, closed captioning available
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
October 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody
ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN
9 pm eastern
83 minutes, color, closed captioning available
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN
9 pm eastern
83 minutes, color, closed captioning available
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
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TFW you are unexpectedly up 28 on the #8 team in the country
October 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
TFW you are unexpectedly up 28 on the #8 team in the country
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people think i got the power 'cause i got the monkeys. nope. i got the power 'cause i’ll let the monkeys loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND
they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS
they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS
October 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
people think i got the power 'cause i got the monkeys. nope. i got the power 'cause i’ll let the monkeys loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND
they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS
they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS
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Me and my friends can't wait for the Skydance merger. We're all excited to Paramount Plus And Chill with our friends. I lost my virginity to episode 8 of Dutton Ranch. The only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of a season 4 of Colin From Accounts.
October 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Me and my friends can't wait for the Skydance merger. We're all excited to Paramount Plus And Chill with our friends. I lost my virginity to episode 8 of Dutton Ranch. The only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of a season 4 of Colin From Accounts.
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Everyone saying Mizzou shouldn’t be ranked.
October 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Everyone saying Mizzou shouldn’t be ranked.
Mizzou is mollywopping these dudes.
October 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Mizzou is mollywopping these dudes.
Roberts is supposed to be the backup, man.
October 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Roberts is supposed to be the backup, man.
Mizzou is absolutely incredible today.
October 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Mizzou is absolutely incredible today.
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Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
October 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
Blessed myself by watching this Idaho game. Goddamn.
October 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Blessed myself by watching this Idaho game. Goddamn.
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they're putting me in the drunkard's cloak for my miscreant behavior
![A drunkard's cloak was a type of pillory used in various jurisdictions to punish miscreants.
Description
The drunkard's cloak was actually a barrel, into the top of which a hole was made for the head to pass through. Two smaller holes in the sides were cut for the arms. Once suitably attired, the miscreant was paraded through the town, effectively pilloried.[1]
Offences
Drunkenness was first made a civil offence in England by the Ale Houses Act 1551, or "An Act for Keepers of Ale-houses to be bound by Recognisances".[nb 1] According to Ian Hornsey, the drunkard's cloak, sometimes called the "Newcastle cloak",[3] became a common method of punishing recidivists, [1] especially during the Commonwealth of England. From 1655 Oliver Cromwell suppressed many of England's alehouses, particularly in Royalist areas, and the authorities made regular use of the cloak.[4]
beside is an 18th century woodcut of a man in a tricorn hat, stockings, and buckled shoes walking around in a giant barrel from his neck to his knees, hands flopping limply out of little holes in the side as fellow townsfolk watch him](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ttxxnn4i6efjj5ntpynaby3o/bafkreibknygpi45m5cihjpaksq6cwkkcyh2civaywnauycva6wxop7ldci)
October 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
they're putting me in the drunkard's cloak for my miscreant behavior
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Congrats to Northwestern on becoming the first team to ever take the field to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
October 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Congrats to Northwestern on becoming the first team to ever take the field to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
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BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled for the first time that a Flock search was unconstitutional and violated a woman's Fourth Amendment rights. Oklahoma cop pulled over a woman and searched her in Flock "because he saw her license plate was from California"
www.404media.co/federal-judg...
www.404media.co/federal-judg...
Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
www.404media.co
October 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled for the first time that a Flock search was unconstitutional and violated a woman's Fourth Amendment rights. Oklahoma cop pulled over a woman and searched her in Flock "because he saw her license plate was from California"
www.404media.co/federal-judg...
www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
October 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
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the thing I keep thinking is "this guy sucks to work with." like it's not even what he does as a teammate or competitor. he's a just a shitty co-worker.
October 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
the thing I keep thinking is "this guy sucks to work with." like it's not even what he does as a teammate or competitor. he's a just a shitty co-worker.
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Trending to recreate this classic I see
October 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Trending to recreate this classic I see
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It's that time.
"I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
"I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
October 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It's that time.
"I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
"I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
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tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
October 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
This dude rules.
Munetaka Murakami champagne celebration interviews are must-see TV
October 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This dude rules.
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He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
September 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
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Luther Burden is the greatest name in the NFL
September 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Luther Burden is the greatest name in the NFL
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Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness…
*pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters*
…too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
*pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters*
…too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
If a shadowy figure in a big hat and overcoat shows up in your Western and says “my name is Luther Burden” everyone in the wagon train is about to DIE
September 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness…
*pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters*
…too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
*pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters*
…too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
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why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
September 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this