cat voltron
@heagamusmaximus.bsky.social
I do music and I post good except when i post bad which is always, he/him, kc, heart emoji x 1000 for @mathewssara
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cat voltron
@heagamusmaximus.bsky.social
· Jun 26
Good EP Name
Cat Voltron · EP · 2025 · 4 songs
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sorry bluesky for forgetting to post on you except for the notifications critters I keep finding
I made an ep if u wanna listen to it open.spotify.com/album/7xesBz...
I made an ep if u wanna listen to it open.spotify.com/album/7xesBz...
Hey do any of my friends near kc have a mobile pet microchip detector? I need your help with something
October 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hey do any of my friends near kc have a mobile pet microchip detector? I need your help with something
i got a copy of lucky day by @chucktingle.bsky.social for half-off at Barnes and nobles- first off, great book, loved it! 2nd, if you read it, avoid the slip cover synopsis, just know it's a horror book about nihilism casinos nothing statistics and blood
August 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i got a copy of lucky day by @chucktingle.bsky.social for half-off at Barnes and nobles- first off, great book, loved it! 2nd, if you read it, avoid the slip cover synopsis, just know it's a horror book about nihilism casinos nothing statistics and blood
alright I'm feeling mentally well enough with myself and the internet to post something for the first time in a long time! don't get spooked!! don't expect it to happen again anytime soon!!! this is not the post!!!!
August 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
alright I'm feeling mentally well enough with myself and the internet to post something for the first time in a long time! don't get spooked!! don't expect it to happen again anytime soon!!! this is not the post!!!!
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So much of the evil shit that happens in this country is facilitated by a mass of people who believe insane bs about immigrants, trans people, cities, etc
I'm worried now that with the rise of LLM/GenAI, these people are going to get even worse at distinguishing fact from fiction.
I'm worried now that with the rise of LLM/GenAI, these people are going to get even worse at distinguishing fact from fiction.
August 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
So much of the evil shit that happens in this country is facilitated by a mass of people who believe insane bs about immigrants, trans people, cities, etc
I'm worried now that with the rise of LLM/GenAI, these people are going to get even worse at distinguishing fact from fiction.
I'm worried now that with the rise of LLM/GenAI, these people are going to get even worse at distinguishing fact from fiction.
think I finished the fucking squirrel song. it's really only good as an open mic song. its too fucking strange. you will not hear it unless we are both at the right open mic and I am the right amount of drunk. or, honestly, anyone asks me nicely to play it at some point
July 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
think I finished the fucking squirrel song. it's really only good as an open mic song. its too fucking strange. you will not hear it unless we are both at the right open mic and I am the right amount of drunk. or, honestly, anyone asks me nicely to play it at some point
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doing zoomies at 4:30 AM because this is the @themountaingoats.bsky.social tape. it's THE tape. ST. LOUIS. IT'S HERE.
archive.org/details/tMG2...
archive.org/details/tMG2...
June 23, 2026 at 11:51 AM
doing zoomies at 4:30 AM because this is the @themountaingoats.bsky.social tape. it's THE tape. ST. LOUIS. IT'S HERE.
archive.org/details/tMG2...
archive.org/details/tMG2...
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Trans rights are human rights. Forever.
June 30, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights. Forever.
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I’m v sad there are cats out there I haven’t gotten to pet
June 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I’m v sad there are cats out there I haven’t gotten to pet
the squirrel song is very old now and very difficult because it's not really about squirrels, but youre supposed to think its about squirrels. but it's on the list of shit I want to finish so I really really want to finish it
May 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the squirrel song is very old now and very difficult because it's not really about squirrels, but youre supposed to think its about squirrels. but it's on the list of shit I want to finish so I really really want to finish it
it didn't say this was an ai description but I can't help but feel that a computer completely wrote this
April 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
it didn't say this was an ai description but I can't help but feel that a computer completely wrote this
FUN FACT i have been attempting to write a song about a squirrel, with all the chords and stuff done, for 3 years. realizing this has made me kind of angry
April 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
FUN FACT i have been attempting to write a song about a squirrel, with all the chords and stuff done, for 3 years. realizing this has made me kind of angry
macaulay culkin owes me A pizza party
New April Fool’s tradition:
Post one fact about your life that most people would immediately interpret as a joke, hyperbole, or outright lie - except it’s 100% true
I’ll go first:
When I was 18, I founded a new religious movement that continues to influence occult traditions around the world
Post one fact about your life that most people would immediately interpret as a joke, hyperbole, or outright lie - except it’s 100% true
I’ll go first:
When I was 18, I founded a new religious movement that continues to influence occult traditions around the world
April 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
macaulay culkin owes me A pizza party
if you ever wonder why I don't post more please assume that I am prancing and skipping gleefully
April 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
if you ever wonder why I don't post more please assume that I am prancing and skipping gleefully
oh fuck also I'm doing a solo show tomorrow night at the rino!!!
March 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
oh fuck also I'm doing a solo show tomorrow night at the rino!!!
note to self that the thing I need to fix is called a taishogoto probably
March 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
note to self that the thing I need to fix is called a taishogoto probably
read the room, notifications bird
March 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
read the room, notifications bird
i don't know what kind of emoticon critter this is but look at it goin :o with the beedle nose
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i don't know what kind of emoticon critter this is but look at it goin :o with the beedle nose
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most realistic show about Logging On
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
most realistic show about Logging On
happy Halloween from the NOTIFICATION CRYPTID
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
happy Halloween from the NOTIFICATION CRYPTID
got an amazing photo of @taulpall64.bsky.social tonight with nucaro
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
got an amazing photo of @taulpall64.bsky.social tonight with nucaro
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I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice
the callous daoboys is an amazing band name. i have yet to listen to a single song by them because i don't think the music can be as good as that name is and I don't want a broken heart
cannot believe this many people care about a band named after the dallas fucking cowboys
September 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
the callous daoboys is an amazing band name. i have yet to listen to a single song by them because i don't think the music can be as good as that name is and I don't want a broken heart
hey bluesky i put the newish ep on bandcamp so you can download it for free if you want- also we're gonna make physical copies of it with extra tracks sometime this year so keep an eye out for that
catvoltron.bandcamp.com/album/good-e...
catvoltron.bandcamp.com/album/good-e...
Good EP Name, by Cat Voltron
4 track album
catvoltron.bandcamp.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hey bluesky i put the newish ep on bandcamp so you can download it for free if you want- also we're gonna make physical copies of it with extra tracks sometime this year so keep an eye out for that
catvoltron.bandcamp.com/album/good-e...
catvoltron.bandcamp.com/album/good-e...
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Kathy Hepinstall Parks (Sept 1 1964-Aug 17 2025) had this to say about AI
September 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Kathy Hepinstall Parks (Sept 1 1964-Aug 17 2025) had this to say about AI
wow! a rare notifications bat!
August 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
wow! a rare notifications bat!