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@heagamusmaximus.bsky.social
I do music and I post good except when i post bad which is always, he/him, kc, heart emoji x 1000 for @mathewssara
i got a copy of lucky day by @chucktingle.bsky.social for half-off at Barnes and nobles- first off, great book, loved it! 2nd, if you read it, avoid the slip cover synopsis, just know it's a horror book about nihilism casinos nothing statistics and blood
August 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
it didn't say this was an ai description but I can't help but feel that a computer completely wrote this
April 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
April 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
oh fuck also I'm doing a solo show tomorrow night at the rino!!!
March 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
read the room, notifications bird
March 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i was going to write something but this sudden weepy notifications bird says it best I think
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don't know what kind of emoticon critter this is but look at it goin :o with the beedle nose
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
happy Halloween from the NOTIFICATION CRYPTID
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
got an amazing photo of @taulpall64.bsky.social tonight with nucaro
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
wow! a rare notifications bat!
August 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
come to the gig. we have songs
August 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
which is funny cuz Googling "too much tiktok" only pulls up a bunch of ppl wondering how much time on tiktok is too much so if this gets more popular then instead of this people will see "haha funny show about Bradley and Jessica will they won't they find out by watching all 2000 hours on tiktok!!!"
July 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Jfc ok so bluesky isn't letting me post this the way I want but tiktok is doing a promotion for a show or a podcast or a musical or maybe even just the concept of Too Much
July 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
same, notifications bird
July 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tonight!!! come to the showwww
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the notifications bear is back and happy to see you
April 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
brb getting banned for pointing out x hasn't even been a thing for 12 years
April 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
POV: u rly hurt the notification bird's feelings
April 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
playing ff5 to try to beat it again and I've never seen this cloud strife sprite greet me on the main menu til today
March 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
go to joann's for all your spider-man-themed wedding needs. when you gotta take spider-man to be your lawfully webbed spider-husband
March 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
omg <3 i loved anchorman
February 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
kinda obsessed with the way this vending machine has "hamn"
February 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
duke nukem-ass disease
January 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i just wanted to know where the fucking z in zaddy comes from
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
u can be this cool too if u just forget to clean out your pantry like me
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM