Heavy Scene Macaque
@heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social
I am America's next drag supervisor
Seattle, WA
Seattle, WA
You're not gonna hear me post about AI much, but...
with OpenAI closing down Sora, now would be a really good time to remember you don't own anything AI-- you are renting time on their machines and they can revoke your access at any time. Don't get used to it.
with OpenAI closing down Sora, now would be a really good time to remember you don't own anything AI-- you are renting time on their machines and they can revoke your access at any time. Don't get used to it.
March 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
You're not gonna hear me post about AI much, but...
with OpenAI closing down Sora, now would be a really good time to remember you don't own anything AI-- you are renting time on their machines and they can revoke your access at any time. Don't get used to it.
with OpenAI closing down Sora, now would be a really good time to remember you don't own anything AI-- you are renting time on their machines and they can revoke your access at any time. Don't get used to it.
Turning 36 tomorrow
March 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Turning 36 tomorrow
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I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
March 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
Found this note on the ground detailing every time someone got fistfucked
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Found this note on the ground detailing every time someone got fistfucked
If you rent in Seattle and are unhappy with your landlord, you should fill out this survey
As we work to make housing more affordable, renters across the city need to keep speaking out. That’s why today we’re launching our Mayoral Renter’s Survey. forms.office.com/g/B1K37QsKtf
www.instagram.com/reel/DUY32i7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUY32i7...
mayorofseattle on Instagram: "I told you that we’d have to keep organizing after I got elected, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do. As we work to make hou…"
I told you that we’d have to keep organizing after I got elected, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do. As we work to make housing more affordable, renters across the city need to keep organizing and speaking out. That’s why today we’re launching our Mayoral Renter’s Survey. Survey at 🔗 in bio.
www.instagram.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you rent in Seattle and are unhappy with your landlord, you should fill out this survey
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.
I'm not offline but I'm becoming offline enough that I am forgetting how people type and the discourse they have about stupid shit.
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.
Really in my stomp and clap era
(Mostly stomping)
(Mostly stomping)
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Really in my stomp and clap era
(Mostly stomping)
(Mostly stomping)
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
September 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
(during sentencing)
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
(during sentencing)
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
Keep your head on a snivel
August 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Keep your head on a snivel
Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol
August 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol
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If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.
August 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
August 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period
July 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period
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im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!
June 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!
(INT. STAR SHIP)
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
(INT. STAR SHIP)
What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"
June 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"
😍😍😍
EXCLUSIVE: City Councilmember Cathy Moore will announce this afternoon that she is stepping down as of July 7, PubliCola has learned.
June 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Sprained my back doing what exactly
May 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Sprained my back doing what exactly
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
May 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
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Calling out of work due to a witch’s curse
May 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Calling out of work due to a witch’s curse