hellocerise.bsky.social
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I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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"When they send one of yours a quote from The Hobbit, you send one of theirs a quote from The Silmarillion. That's the Chicago way!"
May 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social
March 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation.

I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment.

This summary is just fantastic.
March, 19-21: God is a comedian
A stiff drink is recommended
no01.substack.com
March 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Soon, an oil-bro heavy on shorts will show you a screendump or even recordings from your favorite AIS-service stating that Hormuz strait is open.

These are the ships "transiting" right now. Ask you local sailor if shipping looks like that.

Repeat after me: real data or it did not happen.
March 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Love this timeline. As I painstakingly spend hours reviewing texture and detail photos from PNW trips for those elements that best fit this novel and what impacts the protagonist's state of mind the most.
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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It's such a clear path from rightist government to this collapse - every man for himself, deport your neighbor and take his house, the essence of free speech is the right to lie and insult people.

And I guess Minneapolis is an example of society showing up to fix the bridge. At least for today.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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On X, @osinttechnical.bsky.social reacted with this bloosk by @tommchenry.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I should have learned by now that it is not worth writing things and putting them on the internet.
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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very funny accusation to throw my way
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.

When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL

I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.

The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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There was a largeish Apple YouTuber (Luke Miani) who made a video about this stuff earlier this week. He had never once talked about politics on his channel until this week. But he did not mince words.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzHa...
We need to talk about Big Tech's role in Fascism.
YouTube video by Luke Miani
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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This is ok tho
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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they've re-opened the investigation into Hunter S. Thompson's death. his ex-wife is unhappy with how incomplete the original was and there are some insinuations towards his son, Juan.

I don't find this credible. It'll thrill the conspiracy theories though.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Did Hunter S. Thompson Really Kill Himself? (Gift Article)
At the request of Thompson’s widow, the Colorado authorities are re-examining his death. “The whole Hunter world is buzzing,” a lawyer said.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Hear the Words of Detained Migrant Children | NYT Opinion · 6 years ago
youtu.be/4ztUIl-jpJU
Hear the Words of Detained Migrant Children | NYT Opinion
YouTube video by New York Times Opinion
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January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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UNACCOMPANIED: Alone in America · 7 years ago
youtu.be/6ztvPsJmIcU
UNACCOMPANIED: Alone in America
YouTube video by Linda Freedman
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January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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"Snow was falling, so much like stars filling the dark trees that one could easily imagine its reason for being was nothing more than prettiness."

-Mary Oliver
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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TRump went on Fox and Friends and threatened other Latin American leaders—including Mexico’s president—and said US would be very involved in Venezuelan oil production. Congrats to all the people who fell for his “peace president” bit, especially those on horseshoe politics left
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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on the plus side at least the entire economy isnt being propped up by a bubble so obvious that everyone involved can see the crash coming
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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speed running the entire 8 years of bush jr in 11 months
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM